Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

granted but then you found out that they were just being payed 2 love you (sorry!)

I wish I could get an A in science (stupid teacher who takes about her cats all day)

granted but then u found out he was mad at u 4 something u didn't do

I wish I could do 5 essays in 1 minute

granted but everyone else can suddenly do 50 essays in 1 minute

i wish i could bring sirius back from the dead

wish granted - though you got too stuck in the fairy tale and were kidnapped by the evil witch and fed a poison apple and lost your mind

I wish I could speak to cats

Wish granted but you develop mysterious deadly allergies to that flower..... so you can't look at it without DYING! (lol, sorry)


I wish September could come sooner so the new season of The Office would come on NBC.

Wish granted but then school started and you have no time for The Office.

I wish I had a kitty!!! *cries*

wish granted but the kitty turns out melicious and scratches your eyes out so you had to get rid of it (lol sorry)

i wish my birthday was here

granted but then because it came early everyone forgot and you didnt get any presents

i wish i had a trampoline

but then you'd get really fat and they wouldn't be able to make any more so they stopped and vanilla chip ice cream faded in to a myth

I wish someone would come online!!

Granted but then no one wanted to talk to you

I wish I had a computer in my garden so I could sit in the garden, in the sun and be on the computer!

Granted but then you'd get a sunburn-OUCH.

I wish I had a bag of Bertie Botts' ever flavor beans...mmm

Granted but you'd get the bag with only the most disgusting flavors in it. lol...

I wish I had an Aethonan.

Granted, but then you'd lose it!

I wish I was Colin Creevy's sister.

Granted, but then you'd find out he'd been masquerading under Polyjuice Potion and was really Severus Snape.

I wish I lived in Diagon Alley

granted but then all the shops in diagon alley moved and it became a muggle area

i wish...i was in new zealand

granted, but then you get attacked by the orcs!!!

I wish i could eat as much as i liked and never get fat

granted but then the fashion was o become fat so everyone in the world was fat and you were looked down upon because you were skinny

i wish i could meet sirius black

granted, but then he turns into a dog, leads you to the shrieking shack where Moony is (as werewolf) and you get eaten by the big bad wolf. ha ha!

I wish i never got headaches.

that was evil bex

granted but everywhere else hurt so it didnt make much difference - ha!

i wish i was second year - 4 posts to go!

granted, but then your computer breaks and you can never get another one again and that means no more posts!!

I wish i didn't have to share a bedroom with elly!! (who snores btw)

well then you had to share with your mom who saw all the naughty things you do and banned you from coming on h.e - for life!!!

i wish i had a pink volkswagen beetle!

granted, but then everyone got them and they became like, soooooo uncool.

I wish elly would stop playing LORDI!!!

Granted but elly didn't listen and kept playing it

I wish I lived in a mansion

hmm...which to choose?

elly you mansion burned with the money and your happiness...man i am harsh!!!

Becky...elly stopped playing Lord but then began the frosties advert came on and it got stuck and so that played for the rest of the night!

i wish my mum would never get angry at me

Granted but then you had no one to dicepline you so you went totally out of control and ended up drunk in a bus station

I wish I could go to aussie

granted but then you got bitten by 5 poisonous scorpions and your feet got really badly swollen

i wish i had some chocolate

(aww thanks aliza for the scorpian bit, you are soo nice)

Granted but the chocolate tasted sooo bad as it didn't have any form of sugar in, infact it tasted like mud

I wish my hair would stay straight and NOT GO FRIZZY!

Granted but then it would be so straight it would fall out!

I wish I had a zebra.

granted but then the zebra lost its stripes and became a normal horse

i wish i could fly

Granted but while you are flying a plane runs into you.

I wish that I could become famous

granted! but ur only famous because u embarrassed urself on international tv!

i wish i could have an invisibility cloak

granted but then the invisibility cloak lost its invisibility and you did loads of bad stuff without realizing people could see you, then you got put in in prison

i wish i could watch the davinci code

granted, but the pictures went all blurry and it was dubbed in chinese, with no subtitles.

i wish i could go to the Quidditch World Cup

Granted but suddenly muggles discover it and the Military comes and starts an uproar and the Wizarding world becomes exposed and sadly life as we know it gets really bad

I wish I had a pet snake

but then it bit you and you died!!

no offence jesse

i wish this stupid lesson would end so i could go home

Granted but when you get home you get yelled at for something and grounded for life!

(heh it's cool Aliza :D)

I wish my computer could think for itself

but then it got its own mind and took over you and killed you

again - sorry

i wish this stupid firewall at school wouldnt block the chat!

Granted

but now you have no firewall and the computer crashed

I wish i could move back t my old school

Granted but then no one remembers you!

I wish I could go to Hogwarts...

Granted, but then the castle sinks cos it was built on a marsh and you get sucked down and have to live undergroud like a mooooole!!!!

I wish England won the world cup!!

Granted but then they'd lose in everything else they tried to win.

I wish that I had a pet Centaur. ^.^

Granted but then you relax far too much and get lazy, therefore getting fired from jobs and kicked out of your home!

i wish nothing smelt bad

granted, but you loose all sense of smell and can no longer smell nice things either

I wish I had my own house