101 things you should never do/say to a deatheater...

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We all know you should never tickle a purple Hippo...but what about deatheaters? Here is where we find out. Post below with your suggestions...such as..."Never tell a deatheater he has a beautiful smile". Our goal is 101, but I have a feeling we can get much more. Once again we will be granting honorary Slytherinship to one lucky HE'er. So...all those interested need to be actively involved, and try to be as Slytherinish as possible this week!!! We are watching.

1. Never tell a Deatheater that he doesn't have the guts to curse you.

Never tell a Death Eater, they remind you of a muggle.

3. Never tell a Death Eater that you know their moms really a muggle

4. Never tell a Death Eater that you just know he wants that fluffy pink cotton candy

Never tell a deatheater that his mask doesnt look scary enough.

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6. Never tell a deatheater a 'Your Momma' joke

7. Never run up and poke a Death eater and then ask them why they don't make the same noise as the pilsbury dough boy.

8. Never tell a deatheater that they'd look cuter in pink

9. Never tell a Death Eater that he's crazy for following someone as insane as Voldemort... even if he is.

10. Never tell a death eater that the dark mark would look more fashionable shaped like a lightning bolt

11. Never tell a death eater that it would totally match his eyes if he ditched the stupid black cloak and put on a green Weasley sweater.

12. Never accuse a death eater of being a Gryffindor

13. Never tell a Death Eater that he's a muggleborn

12. Never offer a death eater a chance to curse you in exchange for cookies.

14. Never send them a Get Evil Soon card... even as a joke

16. Never tell them that Harry potters scar is way cooler than their gurlie masks.

17. Never tell a Death Eater that they should see Potter Puppet Pals

18. Never ask a Death eater if he's just wearing all the black to fit in with the "cool" kids.

19. Never ask what kind of club they're in...

...and don't ask to join.

20. Never ask a DE if they're best friends with Sirius Black... you know, Voldemort's second-in-command?

21. Never ask a Death Eater why they couldn't atleast work with someone who has a nose.

22. Never tell a DE that skull masks are so last year. Harry Potter masks are the in thing right now.

23. Never throw a death eater a Hello Kitty themed birthday party.

24. When a DE is asleep, never face-paint rainbows, hearts, and lions onto him.

25. Ditto on glasses and a lightning bolt shaped scar.

26. Never attempt to blackmail a DE with his old baby pictures.

27. Never try to push a death eater under the mistletoe with a Gryffindor.

28. Never push a DE under mistletoe with a MUGGLEborn 101 things you should never do/say to a deatheater... 13

29. Never comment on how much better flowery pink robes would look on them instead of those drab black ones

30. Never profess your love to one of them, using floating cupids and singing Valentines.

31. If a DE rings the door on Halloween never comment on how "scary" their costume is.

32. Never giggle at a DE and tell them that they obviously overdosed on Amortentia.

33. Never tell a DE "that its okay to express their feelings"

34. Never tell a DE that they are obvious descendants of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks.

35. Never suggest to a DE that their leader should get a nose transplant

36 Never tell them that their robes are unfashionable

37. Never sneak Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes into their food/drink.

38. Never threaten to tell everyone what they did last summer

39. Never irritate them by randomly apparating into the room... *POP* in *POP* out *POP* in *POP* out etc...

40. Never ask them if they know Halloween ended months ago.

41. Never grin insanely at a DE, acting uncaring about your soon-to-be death/torture.

never tell a death eater that they really don't look good in black!

43. Never tap a DE on the back... and then say another DE did so. You'll get caught in the cross-fire as they insanely shoot Crucio's at each other 101 things you should never do/say to a deatheater... 13

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44. Never ask a death eater if he ate the cookies.

45. Never yell at a DE, "You're an Order Member in disguise!!!!!!!"

46. Never tell a DE that running is a better way to take out anger.... unless you like getting cursed :]]] *laughs evily*

47. Never say " so did yah mum" to a death eater.

48. Never ask a DE if for Halloween, they're dressing up as 'Childishly Insane".

49. Never tell them "to take a chill pill"

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