101 things you should never do/say to a deatheater...

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We all know you should never tickle a purple Hippo...but what about deatheaters? Here is where we find out. Post below with your suggestions...such as..."Never tell a deatheater he has a beautiful smile". Our goal is 101, but I have a feeling we can get much more. Once again we will be granting honorary Slytherinship to one lucky HE'er. So...all those interested need to be actively involved, and try to be as Slytherinish as possible this week!!! We are watching.

50. Never tell a DE "Don't get mad, get glad!"

51. Never lure a death eater under the mistletoe

52. Never attack a DE with snowballs... no matter how tempting it is 101 things you should never do/say to a deatheater... - Page 2 436937

53. Never enter a death eater in a Kaeroke contest.

54. never send a deatheater a hug-o-gram

55. Never send them a shrink (they are in denial about being crazy XD)

56. never pull up along-side them on your broomstick and say "pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?"

57. Never follow a Death eater around singing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" at the top of your lungs.

58. Never poke a DE eater then whistle like it wasn't you.

59. Never play "Oh, I got your nose"

60. Never steal their DE mask

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61. Never Tickle a Death Eater

62. Never charm a DE to do the tango with Voldemort.

63. When taking a Death Eater's photo...don't tell him to say "cheese".

64. When a DE asks you for something/asks you to pass something, never say, "You didn't say please," and not pass *insert thing here* to said DE

65. Never baby talk to a Slytherins baby...you will die instantly!

66. Never Imperio a DE to start serenading Bellatrix Lestrange.

67. Never offer a Death Eater a cookie

68. Never tell a DE that it's a new ritual to do the Hokey-Pokey!

69. Never charm a death eater into a fifties character from muggle television, no matter how tempting it may be XD

70. Never try to convince a Death Eater that a bunny or butterfly would make a much scarier dark mark tattoo.

71. Never tell a death eater that you could take him with a hand tied behind your back

72. Never tell a DE you could take him with TWO hands tied behind your back.

73. Never steal a DE mask and paint it bright colors (with glitter and all).

74. Never ask a DE if he thinks Voldemort's HM.

(high-maintenance)

75. Never ask a death eater if they would switch sides for better pay

76. Never tiptoe up to a DE and whisper, "Dumbledore's got more style."

101 things you should never do/say to a deatheater Results

1st Place - RhiannonMei - 27 reasons (270 points)
2nd Place - amberg93 - 17 reasons (170 points)
3rd Place - polly - 5 reasons (50 points)
4th Place - DancingSunset - 4 reasons (40 points)

Samantha Granger - 3 reasons (30 points)
Elana - 2 reasons (20 points)
dragonweaver - 1 reason (10 points)

Thanks everyone for participating!

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