World's Worst

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Subject: World's Worst Mon Dec 10 2007, 02:23

First topic message reminder :

I'm not sure how well this will work out on here, so if it doesn't kick off, I guess just remove it. It's based off the Who's Line is it Anyway game of the same title. You start off with world's worst (something) and then the next person comes up with an example for that. Then they will post a new 'world's worst'.

For example:

World's worst Christmas gift.

"Here you go honey. It's a box of diet pills."

So to start....World's worst pick-up line.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 09:26

My school cantine

WW... music

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 09:27

classical

WW. computer game

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:36

gears of war

WW...tv show

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:40

When Dust Bunnies Attack! The Insider Story of What Lurks Beneath Your Bed.

Note: This is not a tv show, because World's Worst is supposed to funny and irrelvent, it's not asking your opinion, you're supposed to make up something funny.

For instance if I give you the prompt of World's Worse Baby Sitter

you could post :

"Hello, I'm Michael Jackson, and I'm here to babysit your baby!"

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World's Worse Thing To Hear From Your Dentist

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:42

You need to have all your teeth pulled out and I'm afraid we don't have any anasthetic...

WW thing to hear from a teacher.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:43

"I"m happy to say you've been accepted to all year around school with no weekends starting now! It's madatory!"

WW...thing to hear from you parents

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:44

You are now banned from the computer... (Eeek! No more HE!!!)

WW thing to hear from a doctor.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:45

We have discovered you have a rare type of cancer, which, when hearing it's name will immediatly kill you call Blowup-cancer. *You die immediatley*

WW....thing that can happen to you at day care

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:47

Some smaller kids decide to find out if cartoons are true and use you as a guinea pig (cue the anvil falling on your head)

WW thing to happen at school

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:48

You are forced to eat the mystery meat cafeteria meat and it turns out to be small children

WW...thing that your siblings can do to you

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:49

Hang you out out of the top floor window by your under wear.

WW... sport

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:50

Football where you get thrown on the ground every couple mins.

WW...reason to be grounded

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:51

For annoying your siblings... it happens anyway.

WW... food.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:52

Anything with livers

WW...reason to get detention

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:53

for breathing.

WW detention.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:53

"Detention! Your shirt clashes horribly with my classroom's color scheme!"

Worlds Worse Fast Food Worker

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:54

"No, you cannot have fries with that because I ate them all!"

WW...airplane pilot

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:55

One that warns you when you're going to crash.

WW airline

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:56

One that only gives you half the gas you need to get across the ocean

WW...motto

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:57

"No Ones Died...yet!"

WW excuse for being late

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:58

My homework was eating my dog so I had to rescue the dog.

WW assignment.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:59

A 60,000 page essay on what the word "the" means.

WW....reason to stay up til Midnight

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 12:59

Being too bored to fall asleep

WW subject.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 13:00

On how to write a 60,000 page essay on the word "the"

WW...new flavor of icecream

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 13:01

Parsley and Grasshoppers Ice Cream

WW reason to go to prison

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 13:02

because you tripped and made someone else fall down with you

WW...reason to end of in rehab

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 13:05

" My name is Sue, and I'm addicted to licking stamps"

WW dog to own

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 13:06

One that chewed up your computer and your HP books

WW...thing a child can say to their parents

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 14:21

"It's okay. You can just glue it back together. I'll help." (in reference to the heirloom vas the child just broke)

WW gameshow idea

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 14:28

"Okay, here's my pitch! We take little kids give them cute little puppies to play with for a day, then we take it away from them and hide it amongst a litter of identical puppies. If the kid picks the right puppy then he gets the dog and 10,000 dollars, but if he picks wrong the puppy gets put down. Whaddya think?"

WW Comic Book Hero

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 14:42

(that would be horrible)

"Coming soon to a store near you. By Marvel, the same ones who brought you Captain America.....it's Fairy Man and his trusty sidekick, Pixie Boy. Look for their first battle with Lord Glitter, out next June."

WW travel package

(thank you for getting this back to the way that I initally intended it)

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 15:41

Ohmigod Kate! THAT'S TERRIBLE!

"This package includes: clothespins, clothesline, and gatorade! Enjoy!" (not sure if that's what you meant but I'm not smart today so sorry if it's not!)

WW...thing to say when someone has made you a terrible dinner

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 15:52

(I meant like a cruise deal, or a walt disney world trip plan)

"Gee, I hope I don't get food poisoning."

WW....sales pitch

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 17:40

And it comes with a free* bottle of nitrogen. *cost is 500,000 must be paid in full at time of purchase.

WW - animal to have a pet

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 17:41

"Merry Christmas, sweetheart. It's your very own rabid wolf. What do you think you'll name him?"

WW....movie plot

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 17:44

"and the grass grows...and grows, and then it grows so more. Isn't photosynthesis amazing?"

WW = name for a store

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 18:18

Welcome to Bob's Loans 'n' stuff where you can buy your groceries and get the money to pay for it, all in one place!

WW....reality t.v. show concept

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 18:20

Who Will Surive the longest in a cardboard box with no stimulation, food, water or anything else for that matter. IN REAL TIME!

WW - name for a car

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 02 2008, 18:22

Available in 2009, it's the Chrysler Snail. This sports car is perfect for the teenager in all of us!

WW....snack item

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sun Feb 03 2008, 13:55

refried beans. hands down

WW - name for a little girl

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sun Feb 03 2008, 15:39

Ima Pigg.

WW- thing to do in class when you're bored.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Wed Feb 06 2008, 19:45

Throw spit balls at the geeky kid. Oops!!!!

WW- screen name

Subject: Re: World's Worst Wed Feb 06 2008, 22:16

Smelly_Feet---(?)

worlds worst soda

Subject: Re: World's Worst Fri Feb 08 2008, 21:05

Seven up. Sprite knock-off!

WW....Ice cream flavor.

Subject: Re: World's Worst Fri Feb 08 2008, 22:23

PEANUT BUTTER STRAWBERRY?
WW- NAME FOR A KID, BE REALISTIC...

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 09 2008, 08:48

Tuesday!

WW....

Book?

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 09 2008, 09:08

Jane Eyre, I despise it with my whole life!!!

ww- combonation burrito

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 09 2008, 09:11

Eerrr...jelly and pickles.

WW-

School subject

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 09 2008, 09:18

science!!!!

ww- place to propose marrige, with the ring and everything

Subject: Re: World's Worst Sat Feb 09 2008, 09:35

On broken glass.

WW:

Kiddie show

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