Talk Like A...

I thought this would be a fun, random game. Take a sentence or passage out of one of the HP books, and 'dialectize' it at sites like:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
http://www.shortbus.net/dialect.html
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/

I'll start:

Aftew sevewaw wong moments - ow it might have been hawf an houw - ow possibwy sevewaw sunwit days - they bwoke apawt. - Elmer Fudd :D

Veet beyund meesoore-a is mun's greetest treesoore-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

...like totally dude.

Arry'shay arscay urnedbay avagelysay, ethay arrystay oomray anishedcay omfray ightsay, andyay ehay asway andingstay uponyay anyay outcropyay ofyay ockray eneathbay ayay iffclay.

-Pig Latin lol

Me subject is 'istory av magic. oi dayle wi' facts, not myths an' legends.

-Irish

...like, totally dude.

Dere be no baaaad and evil, only power, and dose too weak t'seek it. Man!


Jive

Neville Longbottom. why I have had the pleasure of meeting your parents.
Neville longbottom, why oi 'av 'ad de pleasure av meetin' yisser auld pair.

its irish...

"Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory."

translated posh:: "remembah cedric. remembah, if the time should come when you, one's old bean, have to make ah choice between what is roysh and what is ah doddle, remembah what happened to ah boy whoh was spiffing, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the pahth of lord voldemort. remembah cedric diggory."

No, Hermione, I'm not. Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like


valley girl-


Like, no way, Hermione, man, I'm not. Facin' this stuff in real life is like wow! not like school. In school, mostly, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, like, but out there, fer shure, when you're a second away from bein' murdered or watchin' a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like

Mysterious thing, time. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous. Sirius Black is in the topmost cell of the dark tower. You know the laws, Miss Granger. You must not be seen, and you would do well, I feel, to return before this last chime. If not, the consequences are too ghastly to discuss. If you succeed tonight, more than one innocent life may be spared. Three turns, should do it, I think.

Mysterious thing, time. powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous. sirius black is in the topmost cell of the daaark towah. you, one's old bean, knoh the laws, miss grangah. one must not be seen, and you, one's old bean, would doh well, one feel, to return before this last chime. if not, the consequences aaare toohh ghastly to discuss. if you, one's old bean, succeed tonight, more than one innocent life meay be spaaared. three turns, should doh it, one think. Don't you know?

it's not like i try to blow things up exactly, it just happens a fair bit. but you have to admit, fire is pretty fascinating.~seamus finnigan, goblet of fire

It's not dig I try to blow tings up pacifically, hit just happens da fair bit. but yous af admit, smokun flames iz fit fascinatin

we7l, i"m gald that ull listen to hermione granger at any r8

Nu need tu cell me-a sur, Pruffessur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

Very Nice...