HEBB2: CHALLENGE 9: Wedding Bells

Now to start off the story as you know Cat was the first to marry Raisty *points to Mick’s post* and then he got remarried quiet a few times. Now of course Cat got mad because she a) never agreed to marry and b) never was informed of the marriage or divorce. So of course being the awesome Slytherin she was, found a way to manipulate the NOOBS to put a hit on Raisty. Now being that the NOOBS aren’t that bright, instead of putting a normal curse on him, they made him into a woman. Of course the NOOBS told on Cat and Raisty tried aiming a sex change spell towards her, but Gemma got in the way and turned into a perverted old man. Luckily, Kaylee and Cat were able to bring back her youth and feminine face, but she still had the body of a man (well without the special bits cause Gemma would cry).

Once Gemma had been turned into a man the compatibility between the three became even more fierce and overpowering until eventually they decided that they'd much rather spend the rest of their lives together – no matter how weird everyone else thought the relationship was. And thus there polygamous wedding was planned. Cat and Raisty were able to get back on agreeable terms and he was named Maid of Honor (because mind you he is still a woman). Also the wonderful Mick, who Cat remembered as the Head of House in Slytherin when she first joined, was the best man. And of course this was an all Slytherin wedding, so her bridesmaids were Katherine and Jessica, her page Violet, and her flower girl Shadow.

There wedding day soon arrived and the Evil Silver Trio took off on there private jet. Now you may expect that they were taking off to some location, which they were, but not for the ceremony. No, the ceremony was held on the plain itself. You may think this a bit extreme, but they were Slytherins and a bit crazy (Kaylee did win an award for her craziness). The groom, Gemma, looked like a feminine, yet still a tad bit masculine, version of James Bond. Kaylee and Cat took a sort of Charlie’s Angels sort of theme, which was more like Gemma’s Angels (and yes they did bring guns with them, which only made it through the detectors due to crafty spell work.). Katherine and Jessica looked fabulous in their matching dresses, Mick looked Sauvé, and the younger one’s looked cute. Raisty was all glammed up and looked like an evil empress and Cat wanted to glare daggers at him for trying to steal the attention.

Despite Raisty’s distracting attire, the wedding went smoothly. Nancy, Etta, and Captain Jack Harkness were also there and gave away their daughters. The mothers cried, and even Jack because we all know he is a softy. Not long after the ceremony the plane landed at a huge mansion, which was lent out during large occasions such as this marvelous Slytherin bash of a wedding. The three of them walked in, arms linked, into a ball room filled with waiting quests. The ballroom was filled with Slytherins (and of course one Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff since the mothers aren’t Slytherins and one alien since there was also Jack).

The after party was a blast. They danced, they drank, they laughed, and they had fun. Afterwards they all hopped into their long stretch limo (because they have one of those too) which of course included a mini bar and hot tub. Next thing they knew they were having their honeymoon getaway in Costa Rica.