Film Quotes Game

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Post a film quote and the next person will have to guess it, then post their own. Try not to cheat by using google!

To begin:

"Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven."

Toy Story!

"My little baby, off to destroy people."

Mulan

"You can't just ask people why they're white."

Mean Girls

"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes."

Toy Story

"Senator, we're making our final approach into Coruscant."

Star Wars...one of them?

"Gentlemen, there's no fighting in the war room!"

(Hahaha. Attack of the Clones.)

Dr. Strangelove

"Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you."

When Harry Met Sally

"Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?"

50 First Dates

"I am very very sneaky, sir."

Mr Deeds

"You just ruined the punchline of my Japanese Golfer joke!"

Chamber of Secrets! <3

"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

The Princess Bride

"Have you seen my baseball?"

There's Something About Mary

"I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.

Galaxy Quest

"That was the night the rain stopped, the night spring came to Misselthwaite. My poor uncle fled from it, as if he were escaping the spring."

The Secret Garden

"Stop trying to hit me and hit me."

The Matrix

"Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towers?? Not really sure.

"I'm making you say everything that I am saying."

I don't know.
Sounds soooooo familiar though!

People, I'm sorry, but since Traci's quote has been there... quite awhile now, let's get a new one.

Traci, you can murder me later xD

NEXT:
"You smack, you kick, you smack, you kick, you smack, you kick, team work, fellas, wonderbar."

Night at the Museum 2

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."

Finding Nemo -.-

"To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all."

Easy I know. haha.

Van Helsing!

"Po-ta-toes! Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"

LotR: Two Towers...? Or was it "Return of the King"? Anyway, one of my favourite quotes... Sam says it to Gollum, right? When Gollum is all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MAHH WABBIT!!!!!!" and adorkable xD

"There you have it, folks. Young love. Full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality."

Yeah Return of the Kings

Valentine's Day...

"Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off."

I'm gonna take a wild guess here, "Anchorman"?

"I want a life that is mine!"

Yes

Memoirs of a Geisha!

"Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Viti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night."

Analyze This :D

"It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue."

Liar Liar.

'Get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so,"'

Karate Kid <3

"Here's looking at you, kid."

(KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ )

Casablanca

"It's a solid, it's a liquid, it's a viscoelastic polymer made out of polypeptide chains but you eat it! I mean, it tastes good!"

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs!

"It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you."

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount."

When Harry Met Sally

"When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not."

Spice World lmao.

"We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous."

Galaxy Quest...classic

"What are you gonna do?"

"We might have to amputate."

"Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg."

"Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete."

"Doctor, look!"

"It's headed for his testicles."

"Take it! Take it! Take the leg!"

Evolution. Funny stuff

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

Jaws

"Do you know how long we've been dating?"

"You're kidding, right?"

"I'm asking you a question!"

"And you think this is the right time to ask a question like that?"

[laughs] "there's always some excuse for not wanting to talk about these things."

"I think defending ourselves from a demon spirit that's now inhabiting your best friend's cousin ranks pretty damn high on the list of good excuses for not wanting to analyze our relationship right now. Could-could you hand me that loaded pipe so I can take care of this tall freak with the ax that's coming up the steps?"

I haven't seen it :o But Google tells me it's Dead & Breakfast.

"You see this contact lens?"
"Yeah?"
"This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!"
[Puts on contact lens]
"I've got my *eye* on you!"

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs? haha

nextt: (from the funniest movie everrr!!)

"You were dead! I saw you die!"

"I was faking. I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down."

*scuffle*

"What are you doing!?"

"Burying you!"

"But im alive! I'm alive!"

"You're waking the neighbors, SHUT UP!"

Step Brothers

"Oh, I'm a panther. I shall slip unnoticed through the darkness... like a dark, unnoticeable slippy thing."

MirrorMask.

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
What?
Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.
So, what's on Monday?
'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?

Scott Pilgram vs the World= awesomeness

"Everybody's born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact, they should be called "The Fetals"."

Sliding Doors

"Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday. "

Step Brothers?

Next:

"You smell that? It's part man smell and the other part is really bad man smell. But overall, it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?

A Cinderella Story

Quote :

"I want always to be a boy, and have fun."

"You say so, but I think it is your biggest pretend."

Peter Pan.

Character 1: I had two very good reasons. First, I am replaceable and you are not.
Character 2: You are not replaceable to me!
Character 1: Second, you're the only wife I've got or ever will have. You are my whole existence, and I will love you until my very last breath.

The Young Victoria.

“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, or close the wall with our English dead.”

Henry V...?

"I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends."