Film Quotes Game

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Post a film quote and the next person will have to guess it, then post their own. Try not to cheat by using google!

To begin:

"Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven."

Spaceballs?

"Wow! I cannot believe you're not retarded!"

That's why you use IMDB, or google, or whatever... -.-

Dude, Where's My Car? (I watched that last night xD)

Character 1: You better lock it up.
Character 2: No, you lock it up!
Character 1: You lock it up!
Character 2: You lock it up!
Character 1: You lock it up!
Character 2: Lock it up!

Marley & Me

"Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"

Armageddon.

Next:

Character 1: ..And (insert character 2's name here...), for being the only one who stood by me. Well not right by me; he hid in the bushes sending me good thoughts. He's small.
Character 2: Dude, you are a warrior poet.

Horton Hears a Who!

"So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?"

Shes the man!
I love that movie!

Character One: What are you doing?!?
Character Two: I’m burying you.
C1: [crying] I’m alive ________, I’m alive.
C2: You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!

Step Brothers xD

"I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards."

Look Who's Talking Too?

Character 1: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Character 2: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Character 3: Especially his head.

Addams Family Values

Character 1: How many have you loved before me?
Character 2: None.
Character 1: And after me?
Character 2: None.

Tristan and Isolde

Character 1: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Character 2 : She didn't tell me anything.
Character 1 : Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

Napolean Dynamite XD


Character 1: Jump in after her!
Character 2: I can't swim.
Character 3: I only dog paddle.
Character 1: AGGHH!

The Princess Bride? xD

Character 1: You know Sam, French men are very small.
Character 2: Yeah?
Character 1: But not this guy. It's like Godzilla's tail! He could take down Tokyo with that thing!

Addicted To Love

Character 1: Happy birthday, Samantha. Make a wish .
Character 2 : Well, it already came true.

Sixteen Candles <3

"Oh sweet baby Jesus!"

is it Seventeen Again ??? i'm not sure =/


Character 1 : Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Character 2 : ...and an athlete...
Character 3 : ...and a basket case...
Character 4 : ...a princess...
Character 5 : ...and a criminal...
Character 1 : Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours

{i couldn't put the last part cause it would give it all away}

The Breakfast Club


Guy: [dancing ridiculously] Hey, you wanna dance?
Girl: No.
Guy: [stops dancing] Me neither.

~~~~~

Character 1: What's embarrasing him in front of the entire class going to prove? That is so unfair.
Character 2: Yeah, well if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.

~~
both from same movie though.

Sky High

_______________________

Character 1 : Don't you know what this is?
Character 2 : By gum, it's gum.
Character 1 : [happily, but sarcastically] Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Character 2 : What's so fab about it?
Character 1 : This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.
Character 3 : Bull.
Character 1 : No, roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet.

Willy Wonk and the Chocolate Factory


"We're gonna need a bigger potato."

Aliens in the Attic

"And in the spring, 2003, he looked at me. And I knew, that he knew, who I was. And then he closed his eyes, as if to go to sleep."

(This line is <3)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button , i love that movie

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Character 1 : You make your sauce for Kurt.
Character 2 : Who's Kurt?
Character 1 : I'm Kurt.
Character 2 : I'm Ed.
Character 1 : I'm aware!
Character 2 : You said you were Kurt.

Good Burger

Don't be bitter. It leads to Botox

Lion King :D I sooo Love that film.

Character 1: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Character 2: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Oh I know this one! Pirates of the Caribbean:The Curse of the Black Pearl = D



"It's a crystal. Nothing more, but if you turn it this way, look into it...it will show you your dreams."

Is It Labyrinth :\

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."

The Waterboy?

NEXT:
"I think we both said some things we didn't mean, like... when you broke up with me... on my b-day."

The Princess and the Frog.

Character 1: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Character 2: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Character 1: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

Madea's Family Reunion.

Character 1: I think we're actually going to die.
Character 2: Why?
Character 1: I'll explain later.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

"I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family."

Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire?

"I love you in the way I understand love."

500 Days of Summer - and I didn't even need to look it up :D

Character 1: Have I gone mad?
Character 2: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Alice in Wonderland! XD


Character 1: Do you want the can , sir?
Character 2: The what?
Character 1: The can, sir?
Character 2: The cancer?

Up In The Air



Character 1: Are you a witch by any chance?
Character 2: Is that a job requirement?

Ten Inch Hero

"Mawidge. Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam. The dweamof wuv wapped wiffin the gweater dweam of everwasting west. Eternity is our fwiend, wemember that, and wuv wiw fowwow you fowever."

(It may have been shorter in the movie. I had to consult the book for the spelling.)

Seriously??? It's from The Princess Bride.

The Wizard of Oz


"If you're from Africa, then why are you white?"

V for Vendetta.

Here's a classic 90s movie:
"Do you trust me?"