Dumb Blonde Moments!

Have you ever just done something totaly stupid like I just did a few seconds ago? lool welll like start here and everytime you do something completley stupid post it!
like I just started looking for the mouse to the computer and I started fraking out cause I couldnt find it.. Im using a laptop! LOL

So what Dumb Blonde thing have you done recently?

I can't recall any moments like that... I know I've had some but I can't really remember them.

Well one time, instead of saying don't talk with your mouth full, I said don't eat with your mouth full

wow, how much time do you have? I mean i have a dumb blonde moment like every other minute lets start with some of the more recent ones.

Lets see the following things have come out of my mouth recently:

1. 2 x 1= 4

2. you cant write with your hands or walk with your feet....don't ask....

3. Yes! My name isn't amber

4. The president of Bush is America.....

and i've had many many many more, but i can remember them right now :D

I've had some pretty stupid moments....

Sister- So what did you do in school today?
Me- I was doing this in ma- WHOA, WHATS THAT OUT THE WINDOW?
Sister- Um.... a bird?
Me- Oh right..... what were we talking about again?

And there were times where I've forgotten my friends names and had to snap at them to get their attention :D

But most of my problems have to do with my short attention span, failing memory, and my liking of shiny objects....

lol cookie you're hilarious

well I don't really know about dumb blond moments but I do say weird things and am amazingly clumsy lol

an example of a dumb thing I said
(about starting college for the first time)
me: I hung out with 2 people in the library all day!
sister: Good so you made two new friends today?
me: No! I actually knew them a long time ago.
sister starts laughing: So really you made NO friends?!?!

clumsy lets see so many examples...
once I was sneaking out of my house and was walking down the stairs. Turned off the stairs light. Too dark tripped and fell off the stairs with a loud thump!

not to mention I once fell off my stairs while walking up!

I'm also the only person I know that has gotten a doorknob cut (similar to a papercut) on a round doorknob. I don't know how. lol

I've done the following clumsy moves also:

1. tried to be a spy but turned on a light with my elbow XD
2. fell UP my stairs
3.Tripped over a glass of water....
4. Tripped over water in general XD
5. got a sliver from my mattress (don't ask)
and finally
6. I trripped myself (thats not all) but I tripped myself why standing still XD

I have to trip over nothing every day... its a rule of nature.... stupid nature :D

And I kick myself a lot... specially when Im wearing my school shoes... *rubs ankles*

Once when I was going to school, I forgot my backpack... I think that counts as a dumb moment...

Hahaha. That reminds me of my friend Nate's blonde moment, Cookie. He got to school and he thought that he had his backpack, but he didn't and yeah :D He only had his drum sticks, so his mom had to drive all of the way from work to give him his backpack. Silly Nate. People were like,"Nate...we only saw you with drum sticks. No backpack" and yeah...fun :D

And I have a lot of blonde moments. :D I'll just share ONE though. lol

One of my most recent blonde moments was when I got home from dinner like two or three fridays ago and I saw some bug like a locust or something and I was like,"OMG! A FROG WITH WINGS!" and yeah...hahahaha. My parents didnt laugh too much, but I sure did :D Its a boog inside joke. lol. (I spelled good wrong because of another thing that I did one time, but that story is for another day :D)

Once while I was in some city (I think it was Washington DC) I was walking backwards because I was talking to my friends who were walking behind me. Suddenly, when I decided to turn around, a sign popped up out of nowhere, hit me in the head, and knocked me over.... my friends still won't let me forget that.

But I guess thats more like a clumsy moment... but I do have another blonde moment to share.

One day, my friends and I were going to the biggest lacrosse game of the year at the local public high school. So when I was there, I had to go to the bathroom. I realized that I had put my shorts on backwards and they had been that way the whole time...

So yeah.... and I tripped over nothing yesterday.....

I've fallen up stairs :D Yeah...lol I'll come back with some more later.

Falling up stairs is nothing! :D

Cookie, I did that in gym like two weeks ago! And one of my crushes is in that class so yeah...not cool. lol. Luckily, I fixed it before anyone could truly notice. lol.

Another blonde moment of mine...lets see...

Oh! Once, I had some taco sauce in one hand...and a bottle of soda in the other....and yeah...I meant to drink the soda, but instead, I drank the taco sauce...and hehe. Not fun. it burned just a bit. LOL

And yesterday, my dad was in the garage fixing a gas leak in the new Vette and he called me in the garage and asked me to get him a 10 mm socket, but yeah...I had it in my hand the whole time and didn't realize that it was a 10 mm socket...meanwhile, it was burning dad's arms...the gas, I mean. He wasn't too pleased with me...but I'm blonde...what can i say?! :D

Once in lunch, I was eating fries... Taking a fry from the little tubby thing, dipping it into the ketchup tubby thing, and putting it in my mouth. Well, one of my friends thought it would be funny to switch the two tubby things while I wasn't paying attention, so yeah. I got Ketchup all over my hand.

So thats kinda like your Taco sauce/soda thing, Blisa :D

someone says My pants our wet on a forum and I actually look down..

I was playing soccer and eating a PBJ, My friend called my name to pass her the ball, so I did, but I guess I was stupid that I thought my sanwhish was the ball and dropped it onto the grass! My caoch was laughing at me so hard, it wasn't even funny!

So in History class a few weeks ago, my friend and I were working on a project together...

Me: So how do you spell "successful?"
Friend: Y-O-U-R-M-O-M.
Me: ... Successful doesn't have a "Y" in it!

Yeah..... she laughed at me a lot that day

Well, I joined powederpuff football today and we had practice on the field. "Footbal field" but me being the dumb one, I went to the soccer field. I waited for a half an hour by the goal when my friend called and asked where I was.

"I'm on the field! Where are you?"

"Which one?"

"Soccer, duh."

"Alyssa, you dummy. It's the football field that's why it's called powderpuff football!"

"Oh..." and I hung and when I got to the football field, she was laughing so hard. Geez, I felt dumb! lol

I also have loads"dumb blonde moments" but the one I did today which was really bad was ....
(On the train)
Amber:"Thats Caitlin's road"
Me"No it's not it's way to far away from the station"
Ross" yeh and?"
Me"Well how can her house be there if she is so far away from the station i mean trains go in straight lines so how can that be caitlins road"
Ross"Omg you are so dumb trains my dear don't go in straight lines there are bends and stuff"
Me"ohhhhhhhhh well oooooh shut up!"
Everyone I know nows that story.....

Sara: Omg! Taylor+Logan can be like....Lolor!
*we laugh*
Sara: Too bad it sounds like Wohler (our friend's last name)
Me: Hahahahaha yeah...but it does sound too much like Wohler.
Sara:I just said that?
Me: Oh...I thought you said rocks.
Sara: Yeah...because...rocks sound just like Wohler...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hehehehe

Yes..even I have these..and I am a blond..

Me: I just cleaned out the stove and put the dishes in it.
Kitty: You did what?
Me: I did what you told me to do and did the dishes but they were too hot to touch cuz the thing was steaming
Kitty: well let them cool off but then take them out of the oven I mean the dishwasher and put them away.
Me: Uh where do you want me to put them?
Kitty: I am going to take a bath and I want those put up!


Ugh...Okay I was on the computer and only paying a portion of my attention to her but then when I got up it took me standing there staring at the kitchen to figure out what it was I was supposed to do.

Haha. Nice one, Jesse. :D

Well, okay, so the other day in band, I was talking to Tailer and I was only paying half attention to what I was saying. I was talking about Selena and Eric(two of my friends)...

Tailer: Who's Selena again?
Me: Seth's boyfriend (Seth is my friend's boyfriend)
*akward silence followed by laughter*
Me: Um....I meant, SISTER!

I was putting my clarinet together at the time. It was quite interesting. Our band teacher had to tell us to shut up :D

well i've had tons...and tons....*sighs* but fortunatly i've forgotten most of them.

hmmmm...once i was talking to someone about how i was my brothers sister.

Them: You're (insert brothers first and last name here)'s little sister aren't you!!
Me: Yes, i'm (insert brother's first and last name here)'s little brother!!!!!!!
*awkward silence* *them laughing* *me laughing embarrasedly*
Me: I mean SISTER!!!
Them: hahahaha
Me: i was going to say 'yes he's my brother' but then said 'i'm his sister' and they got mixed up!!
Them: surrrree!
Me: GAH!!!

Wow join the club, hehe we have jackets.

Here's one that involves no talking.

The story of how blonde moments became the Golden moments.

On saturday afternoon me and my cuz shel bell wen't to Albertsons, so I'm walking right next to her and she goes in. so I turn to go in also but, that sliding door thing doesn't open. I stand there and like, 5 people pass me. and all go in.

So I look up and guess what the door says....

If you said Exit you are corect.

Here's another
Me and shel bell were talking about Seth and Levi.

Shel bell~So I heard Seth and Levi were fighting
Me~Yeah but they kissed and made out.
*silence* *her laughing* * Me laughing*
Me~ I mean the made up.
Shel Bell~ Erin your so....Golden

Beleve it of not that happened on the same day.

If you want a REALLY BLOND MOMENT: Ask anyone about myself and the famous superglue/bleach fiasco! Ginny has transcripts of it...~sighs~ Now if anything was blond, THAT was it!!

Oo Jesse I want to hear *sits down and cudles with blanket* Tell us the story.

*has heard it and highly recommends getting a transcripts*

haha, that was the best chat room conversation I had ever been in..... ah, the memories

Haha..Well, I have it saved on my computer somewhere. I was only in the chat for part of it though. Darn! I forget who told me that you did that...but Jesse, seriously...that was blonde of you. lol.

Hm....my sister had a blonde moment the other day. It was great.

We were in the car going to my cousin's house an hour away and we were talking about my school district and stuff. My dad said something about one of the board members on our school districts board and Jodie(my sister) said,"I'll see it when I believe it." and we just sat there in silence. We had all corrected it in our heads(all of us being: Jodie, me, Dad) and then Jodie and I started cracking up as we realized it. But yeah...then dad asked,"What are you two laughing about?" and I said,"Jodie just said something completely opposite of what she meant." So then, we had to call my cousins and tell them about Jodie's blonde moment even though we'd be seeing them in 45 minutes. OH HOW I LOVE MY FAMILY! :D

I've had a few moments that has to do with how clueless I am in sports..:D

moment 1

My uncle was talking about Nascar racing and so I asked this when does the game start? He stared at me for a moment and shook his head and yelled at me. "It's a race girl! Race!"

Moment 2
I was watching ESPN with my bf..lol and saw all these...nice looking guys :D So I asked him "How about we put Tomy Brady, Eli Manning, and Drew Brees on one team? That would be a hot looking team." He laughed at me and said. "Honey those are all quarterbacks." So I looked at him blankly and asked "So?" Then he told me that there cannot be too many quarterbacks...:D from them on I never talked about it again...but I do still watch for the guys..lol

When i was in NYC, and i wanted to make some hot chocolate, and i started to read the instructions from the side of the pack xD My cousin said "Hey, it's made the same way as in Europe" and i felt so smart :D Same happened with the fries!!! I read how to make them and once again my ubersmart cousin pointed out that it doesn't matter where i'm from, it's made the same way xD

Foreign countries just makes me feel so unsure... *sighs*

Also, when my friend said "You're a girl!" i actually looked down as if to check xD

Today, my friend Emily called and i couldn't find the dang phone so i get up and start looking. I give up and let the answering machine pick up. Ten minutes later i notice the phone is next to my laptop

Top this...

I was about to take a shower, when i hear the doorbell ring. Okay, so i i wrapped a towel around me and went to open the door. It was a friend of mine, and we talked for awhile, which lead into a argument, and later into a huuuuuuuuge fight with loads and loads of words i can't say here :D And when he (yes, it was a guy lmao) decided to blow me off and storm away from the crime scene (lol), he ran down those darn stairs, and i sorta jump after him, calling him some other nice things, practically screaming myself to death. Anyway, he just keeps on running, telling me to shut up and get over it ('it' being the reason why we were screaming to each other in the first point..) and then he opened the front door to the building, and i hear this awful BAM from behind me. And guess what? GUESS WHAT!? The door slammed shut.

Yes.

The door slammed SHUT!!!! And i'm in that stupid excuse for a towel!!!! AND I'M COLD, FREEZING MYSELF TO DEATH!!!!! IN A TOWEEEEL!!!!! >__<

Anyway, i start from the first floor, trying to ask all my neighbours if i can borrow their telephone, but no one is home. Go figure... I mean, you would THINK that people are home at 7:30pm on a Wednesday with their families, but oh nooooooo, it's the 'Let's Lock Craee Out in a Towel Day'!!!! >__<

So, my ribs are like killing me as i reach the top floor (my floor) and i'm... half dead, awesome, and feeling nothing near amused. So, my last chance of surviving is that creepy neighbour of mine, Mr Nilsson, a 50 year old... perv, who called me pretty 8am in the morning. Seriously. Just kill me now.

I ring is doorbell, and guess what!? HE'S HOME!!!! My hero of the day. Oy vey... anyway, he just grins and actually CHECKED ME OUT!!!!!! I'm not kidding! I'm standing there in a towel, which is not pretty flattering in my opinion (my opinion rocks btw) and an old dude checks me out!!!! >__< He let's me use his telephone, and i quickly call my bro's friend to get his butt over as fast as he possibly can, so i can get away from my misery, and when i decide to turn around and run out to the hall again, i see my neighbour grinning to me with two tea cups.

I'm not kidding!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!!

So there i sit, a whole 30 minutes in my towel, drinking tea with a perv who asks if i prefer cold showers over hot showers...

Luckily, my bro's friend comes and saves me from him. But still, yet another horrible experience in my miserable life :D

Well today's blonde moment comes in a pair XD

First, I forgot to turn off my cell phone before I went to school, and I mean the ringer was set on high and everything. I guess you can guess where this goes, my sister calls me in the middle of computer class. And on top of that the ring repeats 3 times (its really long too XD) before I realize its my phone. By then the whole class, including the teacher, is trying got figure out who's phone is going off. And I'm stupid enough to yell out "HEY THATS MY PHONE!"

*sighs* blonde enough for ya? XD

Lol... those are funny domb blonde moments! XD
...yours Caree... well... when you told about the old man in the chat, you didn't mention the whole story... :| ... now it's shoking me even more... poor Cawee... *huggles*

Anyhow, listen to this:
Saturday, english course at the Britsh council (yeah to get some stupid paper XD). The course was held in a new class, not with a normal blackboard or even whiteboard but with something super-high-tech, where you don't actually dirty the board.. it just has some sensor and it goes through the compi and then get projected onto the board. You might know it, but it was the first time I've even seen something like this...
anyhow...

I go and write something on the board, everything fine, and then I make a mistake. So what does smaaart me do? Exactly - try to rub it out with the finger! XD Everybody was laughing and the teacher even invented (or recycled, dunno) the following joke:

-How do you know Cristina's been at the computer?
-There's tipex on the monitor.

Oh well... I just cut my mistake and wrote next to it, didn't bother to find out how you really do that... too much high tech for me XD

Hehe we have interactive whiteboards all over our school, and my maths teacher does that ALL the time... XD

lol.. then I hope I'll be smarter then your maths teacher and do it properly the second time XD

and OMG such a techhie school

anyway, I just remebered something else... and it was today XD ...
I walked some err 400 m with my bag open and didn't notice it... I just felt it wasn't staying in the right position but I didn't bother to check... then, I went into a shop to buy some stuff.. and tadaa.. open! XD and it was (and still is) snowing and it snowed inside my bag! XD Well, I fontunately didn't lose anything.. but still XD

When on my first date with my boyfriend, I managed to spill my drink over his new trousers, rip the back of my skirt, walk into a door and call him by the wrong name. Weirdly enough, he is still with me after 3 months

Lol, Bianca... it's the right chemistry that matters, not blonde moments! XD

Anyway, I had ANOTHER dumb blonde moment today.. behold:

It's the break and Cristina wants to drink a cup of tea. When she gets to the kitchen, she realises she didn't take her cup, but another girl's. So returns and searches for her own cup - but she doesn't find it. Well, she supposes the cleaning lady must have taken it - so she asks a colleague, and this one tells her where the cleaning lady can be found. Don't forget that Cristina was quite certain of the fact that the cleaning lady took it while talking to her colleague. But the cleaning lady says she didn't see it. And Cristina returns to the classroom and TADAA - the cup is RIGHT ON HER TABLE! XD

hehe wow, i suppose im not the only one! lol well I have a lot of blonde moments, but a lot of them I dont really remember but thers one i can remember....

Okay so I was with Tailer i think and Someone had made me really mad....and i was just all GAH! I was just about to say ' shes ticks me off!' but then my nose started itching and i ended up saying "Gah She ticks my nose!" and tailer goes "Ticks your nose?" and she starts laughing, and i go "gah! i mean ticks me off" They have been saying ticking your nose ever since.

Oh! i have a clumsy moment too.

Ok so I was at 4th of july at the river with megan and tailer and we were walking along the road, it had just rained so there were puddles everywhere...I came across a puddle and decided to jump over it. Well i jumped over the puddle, but i ended up slipping and falling backwards INTO the big hunka muddy puddle. I wiped it on tailer though, so it was all good xD

dumb blond moment sice the day i was born Ok seriously as true as that may be i keep typing out my birthday as 11-12-92 but it is actually 12-11-92

I don't know if this can be considered as a dumb blonde moment but oh well lol

This morning when I got up there was already loads of snow outside (there's a storm going on, started last night) and lots of schools are closed, but since my school is about an hour away from where I live, I can't really rely on that. However, the college has a website on which teachers put if their classes are cancelled and all, so all morning I kept going to check if my teacher had cancelled his class every like... 10 minutes, but he hadn't, so at 11 I had to give in and go to school.

So I managed to walk to my bus stop (the place where I walk through hadn't been shoveled yet... oh joy. Even the streets were still full of snows, I had to walk in the car's trails! XD) and waited for the bus to arrive, then got in and went to the bus station to Montreal where I have to take the subway and yada yada yada. But, when I got to the bus station, I met my friend who was waiting in line to go back home and she told me: "Turn around, school's cancelled"

My reaction: :faint: Pretty much. Anyway, so in the end I had to turn back and go back home, taking the same exact bus I had taken to go there. The driver gave me a weird look I can tell you, and I lost 2 hours and a half of my day XD

yes I have had dumb blonde momments! I tripped up the stairs today!

Ok, this happened a few days ago. Cristina and her class + another class walking on the alley. Next to the alley: flowers and a TREE. You know, those nice spring flowers, which had only come up 2 weeks ago or so. Naturally, Cristina has to look at them - "Wow, nice flowers!", she says, while walking on. Result: Cristina ALMOST sticks her eyes out, because the branches of said tree were low. So, in order to avoid going blind and destoying her life etc etc... Cristina stepps back.... DIRECTLY on the foot of some guy from the other class. People around laugh. XD Cristina smart, again.

XD

OK OK OK here's a funny story with becca being blond *takes place on the monday spring break last year*

Becca wakes up at usual school time, gets dressed, brushes teeth, ect.

and guess what becca didn't realize.

she didn't have school that day.

A guy who sits behind me in science (dangerous clas, that is...) said today: "Look, it's an owl!" and pointed at the tree outside, and i just go - very hurt and shocked - "No, i'm the only owl!!!!!!"

...they laughed

When i tried my friend's mountain bike (not a vroom vroom kind, which is why i'm not a pro lol xD) and i asked which brake is for the back wheel and which is for the front.

"Never use the front brake, okay?"
"It's the one to right, right?"
"Right."
"So the left is the right?"
"Right."

Even you would get confused...

And when i went down the hill, i realize how fast i'm going, and the lake is getting closer and closer. So then i try the left brake - and it makes this awful noise, so i try the right one, and of course it sends me flying in the lake.

"Which one did you try?"
"The right one!"
"Well, that's front break, you idiot! That's the worst thing you could do in a downhill!"
"But the left one made an awful noise when i tried it!"
"...Caro sweetie, that's the kind of noise it does when it's slowing down..."
"...oooooh! Well why didn't you say so!?"

Last year i had this loooooong, long, long argument with my maths teacher - surprisingly - about my grade. So the whole lunch break, i follow him around everywhere he goes, and just keep on arguing, even if he said "The matter is discussed!" Anyway, i followed him to the teachers' office, where the other tecahers were drinking coffee - or whatever - and i follow him to this room, and he gives me this weird look, and i just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about the grade. So when i finally realize that he's giving me The Look, i say "What!?" and then he raises his eyebrows and then...

...then i realize that we're in a bathroom. And i just stood there, when he's waiting for me to leave. And yes, he actually had to ask me to leave xD

Another blonde moment happened on the bus a while ago. I usually have EXCELLENT nerves - when i feel like it - but not that day. So when i sat and waited for the passangers to get off the bus, i kinda - lost it. So i say - very loudly, btw - "Can we just move, like TODAY!? Come on, it's not that difficult to get out, IS IT, IS IT, IS IT!?" and everyone gives me glares and hurry outside. And i just sit there, very satisfied with myself for making people move faster, until i realize that it was my stop O.O So i have no choice than to scream "STOP THE BUS!!!!" and then i stumble out, getting nothing else but glares. And the other passangers i had practically screamed out, were smirking at me and quoting "Come on, it's not that difficult to get out... is it?"

...i'm a very embarrassing person :D

ok becca goes to straightened her birds nest hair this morning. Turns on straightner and turns the power heat thing to 19.

The thing beeps. Becca goes to pick it up and accidently place her thumb in the middle of the two iron heaty thingies. Becca clamps down on her thumb and her hair OWWWWWWWWWWWW

aww! Becca! *huggles* does is still hurt?

hehe .. I just had one in the shower.... I squeezed shampoo onto my hand and started using it as a shower gel. XD Bad thing was though, there wasn't much shampoo left and I had to make the bottle "fart" to get to more

I'm often quite as inattentive... I forgot twice or so that I had my glasses on and I went into the shower with them... and I only realized it when I wet my head.. XD

when i was younger i pushed over a clothes rack in walmart it was funny

Okay so today I had a 'Quebec novel of the year' class, which is like... a class during which we basically read 5 books (written in Quebec) that have been nominated by some people, and a lot of colleges read the same book and in the end, the students of all those colleges debate to have a winner.

Today, we had to write a column about one of the five books and one column per book would be sent to a newspaper to maybe be published. So we wrote our texts and mine wasn't chosen so I kept it anyway because there's a site where we can go write about the books and I wanted to put it on there. So after the class I grab my things, put most of them in my enormous school bag and leave the classroom. Then I have lunch break and my french class, and after that I have a one hour break during which I'm talking to my friend and suddenly I remember I wrote the column and asks her if she wants to read it. She says yes, so I start looking through my school bag... I have to say, that bag is messier than my bedroom, and possibly also messier than my brother's bedroom. I have no portfolio in it and its just a big bunch of random sheets of paper, which I go through for a couple of minutes everytime I'm looking for something, along with a couple of notebooks and some novels I have to read (or had to read for an exam a couple of weeks ago and so I could not have them with me anymore though I'm too lazy to take them out).

So anyway, I start to look in my school bag. After a first look, I can't find it. Start looking again, still nothing. Third time, nada. So then I start taking stuff out of my bags, all the loose sheets of paper and the books and notebooks, and I look in between every thing I have in my bag. After 15 minutes of looking, I still don't find it. And then, I don't even know how the thought came to me... I remember I had folded it and put it in my pocket because I didn't want to lose it! XD

My friend was like... wow... you're smart... XD

so yeah that was my dumb blonde moment of the day lol

okay another one!

Becca wakes up and decides that she is going to take shower.

Becca starts shower and gets in, taking her sweet time cuz' it's Sunday!


Becca gets out and her little sis is banging on door.

"REBECCA I NEED TO GO BEFORE SCHOOL!" shouts her little sister

dang. It's tuesday and becca has to get ready in 15 minutes.

(Whats up with me and mixing up school days?)