Dumb Blonde Moments!

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Have you ever just done something totaly stupid like I just did a few seconds ago? lool welll like start here and everytime you do something completley stupid post it!
like I just started looking for the mouse to the computer and I started fraking out cause I couldnt find it.. Im using a laptop! LOL

So what Dumb Blonde thing have you done recently?

dont worry i mix up school days all of the time like today i thought it was thursday and every monday i thinkits tuesday, tuesday i think its monday, wensday i think is wensday only because mythbusters is on that say thursday i think is wensday, fridays i think is thursday, saturdays i think its aturdays b/c thats when i egt to sleep in and on sunday i think it saturday....... very confusing...... i do this every week

Well....I had a blonde moment a little while back while trying to clean my room....or redecorate it. Hehe.

Okay, so I wanted to see what my bed looked like, so I cleaned off my bed and pulled the mattress off and lean it against the closet across the room. So I get the bedskirt on, grab the mattress, put it on the bed, put my sheets on and look at the picture on the bagish thingy that the comforter came in. On the pic, it shows FOUR shams. So I go looking and I found TWO. So then I'm looking around for like..half an hour. Then the thought hits me "Oh...I only have two..." and yeah...the pic showed a queen bed...and I have a twin, so yeah, so it would be logical for me to have less, I guess. (ooh..that rhymed!)It was better if you were here. My room is a complete mess right now from me tearing it apart. Oops...lol. ...And I forgot to mention that on the bagish thing, it said that I only have two...Argh.

I've also had the whole straightener thing happen to me. lol.

lol....

i did something really really really stupid. i was in this store dont remeber which one and there was a plastic bear trap. the one with the jagged teeth thingys and my sis was playing around and sticking stuff in it setting it off.

Well when she leaves i go up to it and not even thinking i stick my hand in it and set it off because i was trying to see if i could stick my whole hand in there without setting it off and it closes on my hand and i pull my had back towards me, beg my sis to get it off and once she did the worse it did to me was that there was little dents in my skin from where the jagged teeth thingys were at. i felt so stupid and my sis kept making fun of me..........


im so dumb lol

yessssss! Again something to post in my fave thread, hehe... :D

So, this happened on Monday. First of all, you have to know that we are doing this little group work in English lessons and some of us are filming. My group didn't film though and we were ready much faster - and then we were asked to help another group.
And now begis the story: monday, just before the second hour of maths, a girl from the group we were supposed to help asks me whether I can come over to her the next day to "help". As she was gesticulating (somehow .. or so it seemed) to her maths notebook, I thought she wants to have me explain some maths. Well, she sits three seats away so I didn't bother having a too long conversation, and the teacher was there anyway .... Well, basic thing is: I understood "help out colleague with maths".. no wonder about that I thought, cuz the topic we're now doing is pretty difficult for the class... but I find it easy because I've already had it 2 years ago at my old school.
Soo... next day, tuesday. Me home in bed with a flu. I wrote that girl an SMS saying sorry I can't come, have fun with maths.
Neeext day, when I was at school again - I walked up to her and said: "Hey sorry I couldn't come, did ya get my message? I hope your maths was OK.". She stared. I stard. "Well, maths, you did maths yesterday, right?"
- the answer: "NOOOOOOOOOO, we filmed for our groupwork... duuuh.... and I was wondering about your message...."

... myeah. For you information, I AM naturally blonde. (well, a darker shade of blonde... but still blonde.. ) ... well, I ROFL'ed at least .. about myself... XD

Traci working with amby on a car project. Traci has what she thought was a bright idea. Lets hot glue the axels to the bottom of the boat. AMby ok whatever. Traci glues them. Mr B hey you know how are the wheels supposed to move? Traci erm arnt they free moving wheels. My B shakes head and walks away. Amby laughes. Traci looks at her dumbly then laughs. Traci pulls off axels from bottom of boat car. Amby smooth one traci. Traci shut up amby you didnt say I was wrong!

hehehehehehe XD

Thats about as smart as me gluing the wheels to the axle XD

lol

Another blond moment from me. Hey carrie wheres the cheese. Is looking in draw in fridge. In the drawer carrie yells. Me I dont see it oh wait looks Ok I'm good.

i asked my mom where the ketup was and she said in the fridge and i was like why would it be in there i want the glue and then for a while me and my mom was agreeing over what i had said..... i finally relized that i had asked for ketup even though i wanted the glue.... i felt so stupid.

Well yesterday I cut my hand (though I don't know how) though it was just a tiny little cut so that doesn't matter... but then, after dinner, smart little me pick up some hand sanitizer to wash my hands (you know the soap things which you don't need water to use it with) and start washing my hands with it... that thing has alcohol in it. Erm.. ouch? XD

Oh and I fell up the stairs too. Yeah... though that's not too uncommon lol

dont worry i have fallen going up the stairs too.... once i fell down the stairs at school, in was embarrsing

Well, Friday, I was coming back from lunch and I was talking to one of my friends. I walk into the science room to continue our conversation about a guy's butt(don't ask...) but that classroom isn't mine. So then, right in front of the guy who's butt we talked about I make a twist of the tongue. It was supposed to be: I wasn't looking at his butt! I was looking at his back! ...but it came out as: I wasn't looking at his butt! I was looking at his butt! My god..I wanted to DIE! It was so funny. We were actually talking about my crush's boxers, because they were sticking out of his pants in that cute/sexy(Well..I guess accidental) way at lunch while he was sitting and I looked over and my eyes got glued. :D hehe...

Ok so falling up stairs is common with me.

Ok so yesterday I am riding my bike home with my friend Sarah. Sarah is behind me and I look back to call her slow. Turns out she was infront of me. So I sped up to go really fast and all of a suddon I look back I dont know why I just did and then look forward intime to see this white mailbox before i hit it with my bike. haha aint i smart XD but yes it was funny as yeah.

i hit a tree and fell into a bank on my bike lol

lol I kinda ran into my door yesterday and my dad was laughing at me and did i mention the door was open... XD

i shut my foot in the door once and it started to bleed lol

I did it again! I tried to make a cup of tea without actually putting a teabag in the teapot.

I've done this countless times in the past...blonde moments!

...I managed to lock my bike keys in the locker under the seat when I went to the gas station... xD

And this was in darn January!!!!! :D

i put my pen behind my ear and thought i lost is and spent like half an hour trying to find it before i relized where i was .....lol

i was out shopping and i had my really tight jeans on (skinny jeans) and i bend down to get something off the shelf and my jeans split right down my bum bit and i had to walk around town shopping with my cost around my waist hahaha ii fit that really funny

AND my mams boyfriend was taken me home and i saw a coloured man and i asked my mams boyfriend THIS do u know how when we go on hoilday we go brown coz its hot well when coloured people come here for a holiday do they do lighter ?????????????? we he just started laughing his head off at me and said kayleigh your really are blonde!!!!

Well... earlier in November I was going shopping with my mom and I picked out this cool-looking shampoo... I took it to the counter and my mom looked at me weirdly because it said "For women of color" on the bottle and I thought that meant, like, creative women... turns out I was dumb and it was for people who really were black haha.

I'm smaaaaaaart

I did the typical blonde thing once, I walked into a bar, well, a pole. Not clever :D

In high school, I had a hint of a crush on this guy. I was in class, sitting next to him. The room was small so the seats were near one another. I crossed my legs and hit something with my foot. I turned to him and said, "oh I'm sorry. Did I kiss you? Er kick you. With my foot."

We ended up being good friends (I wasn't quite his type).

Does this count?

It was Aimee's morning feed at 4am and I went downstairs, boiled the kettle and filled the jug with water to heat the bottle. I brought up the bottle, put her bib on, got her in my arms and realised I had forgotten the bottle

*cough*

.... I did the stupidest thing EVER and it cost me lots of time and effort. .. lemme explain. xD

At the moment, I'm on holidays but I need to revise all the stuff we did the last year and this year in my 3 subjects for my written exams in February (something like A-levels, it's the German equivalent - Abitur). During my stay in the mountains, I began revising for one of those subjects, namely German, by reading and summarising stuff from a History of Literature book. You know, stuff that you feel like chucking away after one page (oh okay - 2 pages. xD)... So... I started with Enlightenment, done Storm and Stress and just started a bit of Classicism, which I finished today. What do I find out today, by incidentally throwing a look into last year's notebook?! ... ahem. Of course! We only started with Classicism, the other two were in 11th grade, and don't count for the Abitur! ........... I mean HELLO?! .. I wasted .. about 3 days of precious learning with stuff I don't need!! >.<"

........ argh. *headbangdesk*... and I somehow was so sure, without even having to check in my notebook, that I'd need to start at Enlightenment.... O.O" .....

STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID.

That means I'll have to work at double speed starting tomorrow. *groans*

... I still can't believe I was capable of something like that. =.="

XD yours wasn't bad either, SP Emma!

Tonight End of Month had to be run along with the usual audit reports. Well I did everything I was supposed to do and restarted the front desk screen. It still said yesterday's date. So I called tech support and she had me redo it. At that point I figured out, much to my embarrassment, that I had just printed the reports rather than running close-out. So I thoroughly wasted her time and my own.

Here's one that a friend of mine, Lindsay, did (and she's NOT blonde)

Lindsay had just downloaded a new ringtone to her mobile (one with lots of swearing in it, because in our year, it was considered cool), and we had a really strict english teacher. You could almost see this one coming. Lindsay's phone started to ring IN CLASS IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER. Lindsay looked at another classmate who had the same ringtone, and ten seconds later realised that it was her phone that had gone off. The look on both the teacher's face and Lindsay's was priceless!

Wow Shadow, thats a good one.

Well, I was walking up the stairs with my crush, and I was babbling away as usual (but I didnt realize I was doing it), and he looked at me, and I looked at him. I guess I didnt see what was about to happen, but I tripped UP ythe stairs, and slid all the way down to the bottom of them. Then, I said "did Fell, I ?". I was so embarrassed!

Lol, yesterday my dad and my uncle were playing scrabble and my uncle made "fine". I looked at it and I go "Fin-ey! That's not a word!"

*sigh*

haha, thats not too bad... My little sister had to tell me how to spell "Quaint" once while playting scrabble....

I did another blond thing. I had just changed riding stable because my old one shut down. I was tacking up my horse when I got to the bridle. I was running a bit late, so I didn't check it. I was just about to lead the horse out of the stable when I realised that I had put the bridle on backwards!

Poor horsey....

Mine's not that big, but apparently 2882 + 18 = 3000. Great math skills--I have them.

this one is my sisters. Ok so she had just woken up and was really tired, she goes it the bathroom, turns on the water to take a shower, next thing I know she's screaming, I rush to the bathroom door to ask if she's ok, then i hear her laughing, I ask what is so funny, she says "I just got in the shower full clothed." I seriously laughed for 2 min straight, she must have been really tired.

Here's one another of my non HE friends did. He opened a door and walked into it. How he did this, I have no idea...

And a few from athletics:
During hurdle practise, I started running and forgot to jump, going straight through the hurdle... dumb or what?
Same thing happened during high jump.

Some one walked right across the throwing fields during a competition, and the javelin and discus throws were in session... guess what nearly happened...

ermmm... my friend is really dumb, and thought that rehab was a country, she spend a whole period (half and hour) lookinng for Rehab on the globe,
I was talking to my friend the other day and i said i didn't know where my mum went then she said why? where is your mum, i cracked up!

Ok, this is what happened.

A substitute teacher was speaking french, but our regular teacher doesn't normally, and I was daydreaming....so when I came back to earth, I realise this woman is gabbling away to us in another language, so I said, really loudly, but accidentally to my friend, "is she speaking french?" Luckily, the teacher didn't here me. lol

LucyXX

1dumb blond moments lol....

Gryffindor gal and me in school we'll be talking about HE and forget that the bell went ten minutes ago, then when we walk out we get a look from the staff in the music room because she doesn't have a clue what we where talking about,,, sometimes we have dumb blond moments like that!

Hey Pickle

Lol

Remember today when we were walking to SU and I fell for no apparent reason. That was funny lol

Lovin' your new haircut

LucyXX