Film Quotes Game

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Another fun game!

Quote a line or a couple of lines from a film, and then the next person has to guess what it is and do another quote. OK? Let's go, with an easy one to start with. Give the title of the film.

An easy one to start off:

Character 1: What we need is a few good taters.
Character 2: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?

Legally Blonde

I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest!!!


Character 1: Dirt... this is a jar of dirt...
Character 2: Yes...
Character 1: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Character 2: If you don't want it, give it back.
Character 1: No.
Character 2: Then, it helps.

Pirates of the Caribbean 2


Character 1: Don't expect to be making any friends.
Character 2: Character 3 doesn't have friends, Character 1.
Character 3: I have friends!

Elizabeth Town
(since no1 answered my previous one cuz i didn't see the one b4 i'll do it again)

Character 1: What do you got?
Character 2: Dead dog.
Character 3: I didn't do that.

Se7en

Character 1: What are you doing?
Character 2: Packing food. You'll thank me later. [Character 3] gets cranky when he's hungry.
Character 3: I'm cranky now!

Chronicles of Narnia!


You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel - clucky? Well, do ya... punk?

Dirty Harry?

Character 1: Black works Mom. Jesus like had his funeral on Christmas.
Character 2: Jesus died on Easter, Barbie!
Character 3: Jesus was resurrected on Easter, moron.

Cheaper by the Dozen

Charater 1: Well, you would've done it already.
Charater 2: You're distracting me! Go away!

TITANIC!!!!!

Character 1: No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.
Character 2: But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.
Character 1: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face...Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.

Mulan!!!!

Character 1: Who wipes?
Character 2: Oy vey
Character 1: Oy vey? Oy vey everybody!
Everybody: Oy vey!

Madagascar


What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

Lion King!

I thought we'd be dead by step two, so this is going great.

Over the Hedge

I'm big, your little, I'm right, your wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it

Matilda


[Character 2], it's [Character 1]. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

American Psycho

As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened and we can't.

Now and Then


[Character 1]: Why, that was pure genius!
[Character 2]: Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!

Ever After!

Character 1: (Gasps) Are you my conscience?
Character 2: Yeah yeah yeah. I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken in a while. How are you?
Character 1: Hmm can't complain

Finding Nemo


You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha.

Sherek

Charater 1: What about your parents, you think they'll call?
Charater 2: they're in the middle of a cayon theres no phones there

Big Fat Lier

char 1 You have got to be the worst pirate I have ever heard of

char 2 ah ha But you have heard of me

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl!

Character 1: No, no, no, not tonight!
Character 2: What?
Character 1: You always come here and never order a thing all night!
Character 2: Not true, last week I had a tea!
Character 1: You couldn't pay.
Character 2: Oh yeah...

Rent

Character 1: Don't even think about takin' the convertible. It might loosen your mousse.

Character 2: No, that's cool. That's too much chrome for me anyways.

2 Fast 2 Furious

Character 1: Nobody likes broccoli!
Character 2: Character 3 likes broccoli! Don't you, Character 3?
Character 3: Nope
Character 2: You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!

Daddy Day Care

Character 1: Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?

13 Going on 30

Character 1: You're a fart-sniffing, road-apple-chewing, scab-licking female dog!
Character 2:Well, you -
Character 1: I ain't done yet! You're ugly, your mama dresses you funny, you stink like toe fungus and you ride the short school bus!

Sandlot 2

Character 1: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
Character 2: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title...Or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.

Scooby Doo

Character 1: She certainly has a mind of her own
Character 2: Yeah. I hate that in a woman.

Scooby Doo

Character 1: What was the deal back there?
Character 2: It's a long story.
Character 1: We have a twenty mile hike. Humor me.
Character 2: A business deal that went sour. Plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.

The Fast and the Furious

Character 1: Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd kick her, sir.

Anastasia

Character 1: You're strong and wise Character 2 and I'm very proud of you.

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Character 1: This is between a waltz and a tango.
Character 2: It's a wango?

The Princess Diaries

Character 1: I know I know, i'll be a big star

I'm guessing.... Miss congeniality 2?

Character 1: No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
Character 2: No, Colin, no!
Character 1: Yes!
Character 2: Nyet!
Character 1: Da!
Character 2: Nein!
Character 1: Ja, darling!

love actually
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Character1: You made a fool of Hitler! (while waving a gun)

The Producers ^^



Character 1: How's the reading coming along?
Character 2: Oh... alright. I still haven't gotten to the end of the story, though.
Character 1: There's no need. You are the end of the story.

Nanny McPhee

Character 1: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as '[Character 1] - Lord of the Flame'.
Character 2: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.

Ice Age!!! Omg I love this movie


Character 1: I can't wear a bikini
Character 2: Doesn't matter, don't you know that all the beaches in Greece are nude?
Character 1: WHAT?

The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants


Character 1: I tell you what's what, and what?
Character 2: What?
Character 1: What what?
Character 2: What what nothin'. You said what first.
Character 1: I didn't say what first.
Character 2: You said "and then what?' and I said "what?'
Character 1: No, I said what, what?
[pause]
Character 2: ...You said what first.

Shark Tale

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Pirates of the Caribbean!


Character 1: Character 2, where are you going?
Character 2: To see if there's a pub.

Galaxy Quest?


"You're like the Yoda of escorts. Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college."

The Wedding Date


"Yeah yeah. We're all going to die someday. If its a death by a Saxon here that frightens you, stay home."

King Arthur?

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies.

Charlie and the chocolate factory!

Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon - is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! You little lying Delilah! You little viper!

Phantom of the Opera


Character 1: Whatever happened to privacy?
Character 2: Well, I guess it's dead, along with chivalry and fidelity.

Enough

Character 1: God, you can be such a...
Character 2: What?
Character 1: Pretty cool human being when you're not being a first class grade A *****.
Character 2: Are you hitting on me [Character 1]?
Character 1: No. No, I just think that you can be cool. Sometimes. This not being one of them.

the Faculty

Character 1: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Character 2: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Character 1: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Character 3: It means you're an alcoholic.
Character 1: Wrong.
Character 3: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Character 1: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Character 3: [Character 3]
Character 1: Ok, [Character 3], shut up!

School of Rock

Character 1: [Seeing her car smashed] What is your problem?
Character 2: What's my problem? You're parked in a handicapped spot!
Character 1: That's not a handicapped spot!
Character 2: It is now!

Fun With Dick and Jane

Trust the toad!

The Brothers Grimm :D

Excuse the ____ out of us!