Film Quotes Game

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Another fun game!

Quote a line or a couple of lines from a film, and then the next person has to guess what it is and do another quote. OK? Let's go, with an easy one to start with. Give the title of the film.

An easy one to start off:

Character 1: What we need is a few good taters.
Character 2: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers!

Next:

Character One: All you need is love, love.
Character Two: Love is just a game.

Moulin Rouge

Character 1: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.

Kung Pow


And you two - you're as bad as him! "These things do happen!" Ma... until you stop these things from happening, this thing does not happen! Ubaldo! Andiamo! Bring my doggy and my boxy!

The Phantom of the Opera!!!!

Character 1: So you're not down with the things he does, but you're still down with him? That makes perfect sense. I understand.
Character 2: He's my friend, [Character 1]. You don't have to understand.

Save the Last Dance


Character 1: It's our sister, sir.
Character 2: The weeping girl?
Character 1: She's upset.
Character 2: Hence the weeping.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Character 1: I'm through with these people! I want new ones!

The Perfect Man


It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

The Silence of the Lambs (awesome movie btw..)

Yeah, as in male, Joe! Joe, our coach, Joe, man, Joe!

Bend it like Beckham

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

(is that enough to answer it? lol)

DODGEBALL A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY!!!=D XD

Character 1: I may have been a lonely home-wrecking _____, but I saved lives!

Just Like Heaven!

Character 1: The water's going down. It's half-empty.
Character 2: Hmm... I'd say it's half-full.
Character 1: Stop that.

Finding Nemo

Y'know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is

XxX

Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting

Aladdin!!!

Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of _____, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!

(It's how he says it which makes it so funny)

Rounders


I should tear your eyes out right now, but how would you ever be able to look at yourself in the morning?

Little Black Book

Character 1- Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Character 2- You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Character 1- That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!

Then I'll make it easy for him to find me. I'll walk right up to him and tell him you're mine.

Troy

Character 1:Thought you never wanted to fall in love.
Character 2: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart.

Practical Magic





Red means stop!

Hellboy

Character 1: Oh my god, you're Character 3.
Character 2: Oh look, baby's famous.
Character 3: Don't even go there.

Sweet November

A: Please tell her that I'm not lucky.
M: You were voted prom queen at Franklin High.
A: So?
M: We went to Jefferson!

Just My Luck


Character 1: You all right, Character 2? No broken bones? A jump like that could kill a man.
Character 2: No, it was cool. You should try it some time.

National Treasure

(okay, I think I'm getting this quote right...I'm doing it from memory...and, just FYI, it's from an extended scene from the movie, but I think you should be able to figure it out...)

Character 1: Damned to the depths whatever mudnet thought of parley!
Character 2: That would be the French. Latin based, of course, inventors of mayonnaise.
Character 3: I like mayonnaise.
Character 2: Also makers of raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it.
Character 1: I don't know...
Character 2: Wonderful singers, the French. Eunichs, all of them.
Character 1: That's not right.
Character 4: I dated a Eunich once.
Character 2: I'll get my coat.

Pirates of the Caribbean...

Character 1: "Human beings are a disease. A cancer of this planet. You're a plague. And we, are the cure."

The Matrix

Character 1: Dance with me.
Character 2: You don't dance.
Character 1: It was just my cover, sweetheart.
Character 2: Was sloth your cover too?

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Character 1: Character 2, where'd you put the vodka?
Character 2: You told me to hide it.
Character 1: I did. But where did you hide it?
Character 2: I'm not supposed to tell you, remember?
Character 1: Goddamn, you don't do anything else I tell you to do. Now where is it?
Character 2:Character 3! Character 1's trying to get me to tell him where the vodka is again.
Character 3: Character 2, it is Christmas.
Character 2: Oh whatever. It's under the back stairs

A Love Song for Bobby Long

Character 1: Do I look as stupid as you think I am?
Character 2: No. No, I mean, you're not stupid. What, what are you talking about?

Maid in Manhatten



Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that ____ just goes right out the window.

Black Hawk Down

Character 1: I'll have a Ketel Cosmo, with Red Bull - and some bread ASAP.
Character 2: ...We don't have bread.
Character 1: What do you mean you don't have bread, how can you not have bread?
Character 2: ...we're a Vietnamese restaurant... we just don't have bread.
Character 1: Well, you're not Vietnamese.
Character 2: ...No, I'm not.
Character 1: Can I have something to chew on! ____, bamboo! Whatever!
Character 2: I'll see what I can find.

Garden State

You of all people know how fast the weather can change.

XMEN 3

Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?

Lost in Translation


Character 1: Don't move. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun!
Character 2: That's not a gun, that's a book.
Character 3: Secure the book!
Character 4: Book is secure.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Character 1: How do you say "spaghetti" in Italian?
Character 2:...Spaghetti
Character 1: How do you say "pizza"?
Character 2: ...Pizza.
Character 3: Italian's easy!

(i got that from memory-sorry if I made a mistake)

Kicking and Screaming


Character 1: Perhaps you're a tourist. Where - are - you - visiting - from?
Character 2: I'm an Eskimo, can't you tell?
Character 1: Really? That is fascinating.

The Thief Lord

Character 1:Open the gates. Jack-in-the-box!
Character 2:Me not jack in box. You jack in box.

Just Married


Character 1: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
Character 2: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.

Ella Enchanted

Character 1: It seems strange to be going home, doesn't it?
Character 2:I'm not going home...not really

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone


Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

The Replacements

Why spiders? Why can't it be follow the butterflies?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


Character 1: He called you a cowboy. What did he mean? What are you?
Character 2: Just a humble bounty hunter, ma'am

Cowboy Bebop: Tengoku no tobira

The tail I could live with. But the fleas...they're murder.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


Character 1: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
Character 2: Wait, why not?
Character 1: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
[walks off]
Character 2: Oooooooooo.

Ocean's Twelve

Character 1: Mum sent me a dress
Character 2: Well it does match there eyes. Is there a bonnet? Aah-ha!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Loving me kills people, destroys families, causes such grief you cannot imagine!

Helen of Troy

Character 1: Yeah, wish me luck with the nightmares

Garfield


Character 1: I am very, very, very ,very upset about this
Character 2: You don't look upset
Character 1: Sorry. Its the Botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half.

A Cinderella Story

Character 1 (who's invisible):Look at me!
Character 2: I can't.

Fantastic Four

Character 1: I'm not going anywhere, especially with you.
Character 2: Oh, yes you are. We are going to sit in giant teacups and spin round and round in circles until we puke.
Character 1: Are you on crack?

(making a guess,) Fantastic Four?


Character 1: What do you got?
Character 2: Dead dog.
Character 3: I didn't do that.

idk that one but the one before it was Up town girls

char 1. I'm going to harvord
chars 2. Road Trip
char 1. ......Not that Harvord law