Film Quotes Game

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Another fun game!

Quote a line or a couple of lines from a film, and then the next person has to guess what it is and do another quote. OK? Let's go, with an easy one to start with. Give the title of the film.

An easy one to start off:

Character 1: What we need is a few good taters.
Character 2: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?

jungle book!!!

thats why her hair is so big...its full of secrets!

Mean Girls!

Character 1: I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail.

Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Charater 1- ...So I was watching the WB last night and just a Alyssa Milano was about to cast a spell on her cute demon boyfriend i remembered I forgot to give you duncans new adress.

Big Fat Liar (haha I love that quote!)

Character 1: This sounds like the soundtrack to something you'd slit your wrists to.

Uptown Girls!!

Character 1: That's a shame.
Character 2: No. That's a man.

Austin Powers
or
Pirates of the Carribean

Character 1: Sir I think I speak for the hole bation when I say this hike should be postponed until the Bation better rested sir!
Character 2(sir): Okay who was the moron who just signed their own death warrent.

Stripes

Character 1: Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

(bah Its the movie about the people that are searching for the treasure thats... NATIONAL TREASURE!


Chrachter One: You'll always be fat to me!

Just Friends

Charrie 1: There he is, the man of the hour!
Charrie 2: Bless you, bless *all* of you! Be fruitful... and do long division or something!

(Nope. Neither. It's from the Stpeford Wives)

Bruce Almighty

Character 1: And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf?
Character 2: I'm not a dwarf! I'm a girl. And actually, I'm tallest in my class.
Character 1: You mean to say that you are a daughter of Eve?
Character 2: My mum's name is Helen...
Character 1: Yes... but, you are in fact... human?

NARNIA!! *dances*

Character 1: Excuse me, sir, may I borrow some spit? I promise I'll pay you back!

Cadet Kelly?

Subtle... Zesty? Disgusting.

Yes'm haha...

Chocolat.

Character 1: Your client, Mr. Lee, he made his first payment.
Character 2: Oh, that's great, you should be very happy.
Character 1: Yes, it's fantastic.
[pause]
Character 1: He paid in *fluke.* Fluke is a *fish,* Character 2. Did you know that? 'Cause I sure as hell didn't.
Character 2: Mr. Lee is a good man, and... he doesn't have a lot of money, and he goes fishing on the weekends, so I guess...
Character 1: Yeah, and I go salsa dancing on the weekends, but I don't shake my ass to pay my phone bill, you know what I'm sayin'?

Daredevil

Character 1: You are so beautiful it hurts.
Character 2: It's your nose that hurts.
Character 1: I think it's my heart.

Pearl Harbor


Character 1: [after getting shot with an arrow] Hey... Will ya look at that? It's right through me. Guys, look. It's cut a hole right through me.
Character 2: There's something wrapped around it. Some kind of note.
Character 3: Give it to me.
Character 1: Guys, this is starting to really hurt. Just look at it. It's poked a hole right through me. Guys?
Character 3: [reading the note] McCarthy, you fool.
Character 1: Guys, don't you think maybe somebody oughta call a doctor for me or something? This isn't the kind of thing you just ignore, guys.
Character 3: Out back. Everyone. Bring the women.
Character 1: Guys?

Sin City

Character 1: "Reading material!" (gets shoved by character 2)

Character 1: " I can't go when someone's in the room."

Character 2 turns around.

Character 1: "I don't trust you, you'll look!"

Um.... The Mummy 2?

Character 1: Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.

Eight crazy nights


Character 1: I think I might be pregnant. You remember that guy I told you about last month?
Character 2: The good-lookin' mechanic?
Character 1: I don't know what's wrong with me. I didn't even want to be with him.
Character 2: Didn't he use anything?
Character 1: Just me

Where the Heart Is

Character 1: You're gonna get arrested.
Character 2: You can't sell your tickets!
Character 1: That's why you ran across the whole field?... Wait, you've got to tell me - was it spongy?
Character 2: Character 1, focus.

Fever pitch lol


Character 1: [Character 2 is getting ready to cut Character 1's hair] Don't shut YOUR eyes!
Character 2: Sorry, I'm just a little nervous!
Character 1: YOU'RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!

The Parent Trap

Character 1: Huh? Wait a minute! Who the heck are you?
Character 2: Me new Character 2. Studio too cheap to pay Brendan Fraser.
Character 3: Ha ha ha. Let's go, dad!
[runs off]
Character 1: How did you get the part?
Character 2: New Character 2 just lucky, I guess.

George of the Jungle 2 :D

Throw the Jew down the well!

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Character 1: [about the inside of Gracey Manor] Smells like Grandma's house.
Character 2: Worse,it smells like Grandma.

The Haunted Mansion

Character 1:I look like a moose.
Character 2: But a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go 'WHAAAAA.'[/b]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2!!! :D

Character 1: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Leaping Dwarf.
Character 2: It's the Jumping Shrimp, actually.
Character 1: Like that's a step up?

Ice Princess!!

Charater 1: Whats the purpose of this circle?!?!?

The Dukes of Hazzard!

Character 1: But dad, all my friends are going.
Character 2: I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Character 1: Don't take away my Telemundo!

Fun with A smile a day and Jane

Character 1: [hiding in his old treehouse with a slingshot] I have an armed weapon!
Character 2: Put the slingshot down Huck Finn, it's me.

Kim Possible: So the Drama

Character 1: He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.

2 Fast 2 Furious

Character 1: Release us.
Character 2: Bad Idea. Very handy in a tight spot, these lads, despite the fact they're dead.

LotR: Return of the King.

Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just.

Finding Neverland, I love that movie


Character 1: You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.
Character 2: Guess again.

Hook

Character 1: We can't let them feel the love tonight!

The Lion King 1½ xD

Chi-i-i-i-co-o-o-o, don't be disco-o-o-oura-a-a-aged. All right, go ahead and be discouraged, you blind _______, see if I care!

Secret Window!! :D

Character 1 Did he just say "Grand Central Station," or "My aunt's constipation"?

Madascar!! (Mada-who-ha? No not who-ha. ascar. lol)

Character 1:Am I going to have a problem with you, Character 1?
Character 2: No, dont worry. You're not my type.
Character 1: Smart?
Character 2: Single.

Casino Royale

Character 1: What do you care? You got the girl.
Characters 2 and 3: That's true.
[Characters 2 and 3 kiss]
Character 1: Yeah, rub it in.
[Character 1 turns and walks away]
Character 1: Enjoy your spoils.

National Treasure!!! (didn't need to look that one up)

Character 1: Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch though.

Madagascar

Chi-i-i-i-co-o-o-o, don't be disco-o-o-oura-a-a-aged.

Secret Window...again...

Goodbye, good luck, get out.

Secret Window!!! ( I love that quote!!)

Character 1: Talk to her dad. She's a doctor
Character 2: Of what? Her first name could be doctor

Sleepless in Seattle

Character 1: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?
Character 2: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?
Character 1: Death! And you're not dead!

Two Weeks Notice

Character 1: Now the squeaking has stopped.
Character 2: I still say it was a little ol' cricket bug.
Character 1: Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I decide what it was.
[Pause]
Character 1: It was a little ol' cricket bug.

The AristoCats

Character 1:Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
Character 2: No.
Character 1: Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.
Character 2: Why?
Character 1: Well, you know - I thought it might be something worse.
Character 2: Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Character 1: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.

Love Actually (rofl, i love that quote)

I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

13 going on 30 (luv that movie)

Character 1: So now I suppose he's trying to make those two dancers feel as comfortable as possible.
Character 2: He didn't leave with them... He left with Character 3
Character 1: [Screams]
Character 2: It's true. She swept him out the door whispering sweet French nothings into his ear.

Bring it On

I can hip-hop, be-bop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo yo, make a mean cup of coco.

Mrs. Doubtfire

What ho! Heard you had a spot of rabbit bother.