Film Quotes Game

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Another fun game!

Quote a line or a couple of lines from a film, and then the next person has to guess what it is and do another quote. OK? Let's go, with an easy one to start with. Give the title of the film.

An easy one to start off:

Character 1: What we need is a few good taters.
Character 2: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Character 1: Character 2, am I a bad mother?
Character 2: No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just a barking lunatic.

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Do you know that the leading cause of death for beavers is falling trees?

The Interpreter

Character 1: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.

Siu lam juk kau

In every doomed relationship, there comes what I like to call "The uh-oh moment". When a certain little something happens, and you know you've just witnessed the beginning of the end. And suddenly you stop and you think, "Uh-oh, iceberg ahead".

Alfie

Character 1- How did a bunch of guys with handtools build this?
Character 2- The same way they built the pyramids... and the Great Wall of China...
Character 3- Yeah, the aliens helped them.

National Treasure

Character 1: Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
Character 2: Character 1, watch your language!
Character 1: Rather weighty, this.

The Mummy Returns (love that movie)

Character 1:Where the hell can I get eyes like that?
Character 2: Gotta kill a few people.
Character 1: 'Kay, I can do it.
Character 2: Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.
Character 1: So you can see who's sneaking up on you in the dark?
Character 2: Exactly.

The Chronicals of Ridic!

Character one: I can't dance,
Character two: Do you like to dance?
Character one: Yes
Character two: then you can dance.

Take the Lead! OMG that was so hard to find, I've never seen the movie so I had to search for a week to find it, but I did it!!!! Whew.

"I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied
to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed
in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff
by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!"

RENT

Character 1:Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.
Character 2: Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Character 1: It could.
Character 2: Na-hah!
Character 1: Yeah-hah!
Character 2: Na-hah!

Emperor's New Groove

Character 1: She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Character 2: You're right, hon.
Character 1: I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?

Mean Girls??

Character one: When she dances it's like sex on hardwood floors,
Character two: Well put

Take the Lead??

Character 1: What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?
Character 2: They're called boobs, Character 1.

Erin Brochovich

Character 1: You gotta get in "yawping" stance.
Character 2: A yawp?
Character 1: No, not just a yawp. A barbaric yawp.

Dead Poets Society

Character 1: By the way, that's a shame about your face.
Character 2: There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!

Cry-Baby We know each other too well....

Character 1: Have I met you before?
Character 2: Maybe in one of your better dreams

Too easy! It's from SHAG....


"Your father's one sick mother. Actually your mother is one sick mother too."

Talk about easy, Ags!

Wes Craven's The People Under The Stairs.

Character1: Pleased ta meet ya Rozie.
Character 2: I prefer to be called Rozengurtle by men.
Character 1: Okay then...

"THE BOONDOCK SAINTS"


1-How's it hangin' Harry?
2-I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
1-Well, you can't have everything.

The Notebook!


Ch. 1: That face you make... look I so old to young eyes?
Ch. 2: No. Of course not.
Ch. 1: I do. Yes, I do. Sicker I become, old and weak... When nine hundred years old YOU reach, look as good YOU will not, hmm?

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi



"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van"

A Clockwork Orange

Character: Let me see that vial. This isn't poison. This is extract of..llama!

Emperor's New Groove

Character 1: Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile winning is winning

Fast and the Furious

Character 1: Confess your secrets and you are saved. Ca-Ching!

Girl interupted


"Every man on that transport died! Harry wasn't there to save them, because you weren't there to save Harry."

It's A Wonderful Life

Character 1: We pick up an oversized sock, and hang it like this on the wall...
Character 2: Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?

The Nightmare before Christmas


"Guy: (to baby) You're short, your belly button sticks out too far, and you're in a terrible burden of a poor mother."

Ghostbusters II

Character 1: What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Character 2: Shut up King.
Character 1: See you in 28 days.

Blade:Trinity....That's sick by the way!


"Do not tell me what I do and do not know. That is not your place. "

Guarding Tess

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

Better Off Dead

Hmm...let's see. Sorry if this isn't an exact quote, it is quite late and I am not currently watching the movie, but it is one of my favorites!

Character 1: Stairs are right over there.
Character 2: I think I'll take the elevator.
Character 1: Out of order.
Character 2: Love the stairs, though. They were my second choice.[/b]

Bruce Almighty

Character 1: Closed, Closed, Closed... Open! Bed, Bath, and Beyond it is!

Click


"Once you can read you can have any adventure you've ever dreamed of. "

bump^

love comes softly

"I've had some great good times with this finger, and how do you know i wouldnt miss it?"

Help!

Character 1: We're going to a party!
Character 2: A party? ooh, I could teach you the latest dance step. It starts with like a whoa, and then you get really crazy with the hips, sir, it's fun!

Anastasia

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting.

Saving Private Ryan

Character 1 : Are... are you my conscience?
CHaracter 2 : Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Character 1 : Eh, can't complain.
Character 2 : Good. Now, Character 1, do you see anything?
Character 1: Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?

Finding Nemo!

Charater one: Can anyone tell me why aligators are so aggresive?
Character two: Moma says aligators are so mean 'cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Character one: *laughs* Well moma is wrong.
Character three: Aligators are so aggresive because of their omlalongata
Character one: Correct! Who can tell me where happiness comes from? Okay lets hear what Moma has to say on the subject.
Character two: Moma says happiness comes from magic rays of sunshine that come down and cheer you up when you're feeling blue.

Waterboy!!

Character 1: You're metaphors are amazing and magical, but shut the hell up! please?

employee of the month

Get in my belly

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Character 1: Character 2? Tell the foxymoron I got my GED when I was 15.
Character 2: Character 3, Character1 got her GED when she was 15.
Character 3: What's with all the closed captioning? I'm not mute! And GED? What does drunk driving have to do with school?

Haley Graham: Mina? Tell the foxymoron I got my GED when I was 15.
Mina Hoyt: Joanne, Haley got her GED when she was 15.
Joanne: What's with all the closed captioning? I'm not mute! And GED? What does drunk driving have to do with school?
Stick IT is the movie from above.

They call me MR. PIG!!

The Lion King

Character 1: Are we there yet?
Character 2: No.
CHaracter 1: Are we there yet?
Character 2: No.
Character 1: Are we there yet?
Character 2: No.
Character 1: Are we...
[Character 2 stabs his knife right between CHaracter 1's fingers]
Character 1: Whoa, that was amazing! Perfect aim.
Character 2: What are you talking about? I missed.

The Mummy Returns

Character 1: Dragon. Dragon. I don't do that tongue thing.

Mulan 1

Character one: There are three good parts or acts, the first part is called the pledge, thats were you that the ordinary and show it to the audience like a bird or a man. The second act is called the Turn, where you take the ordinary and make it do something extraordinary. But you don't clap yet, because making something disappear isn't good enough you have to bring it back...

The Prestige


Character 1: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Character 2: That's why I'm proud to be an American...

Anger Management

CHaracter 1 : Uh-oh.
Character 2 : Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Character 1 : Yep.
CHaracter 2 : Sharp rocks at the bottom?
CHaracter 1: Most likely.
CHaracter 2 : Bring it on.