Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

granted but you misuse that power and it's stripped from you.


I wish i didn't have to go to Pizza Hut with my parents and their weird friends tomorrow.

Granted-but it ends up if you would have went you would have gotten a billon dollars


I wish I was a Lion!

granted but you eat your own friends thinking their steak


I wish I were a tiger that doesn't eat friends/family

Granted but sadly you get skinned and turned into a coat

I wish that I were Fluffy...

(omg...jesse!) granted but dumbledore sends you far, far away because you keep eating the students and you miss hagrid so much you go into depression and need to go to a counceler who takes too much money and you go broke. :D


I wish I was a mermaid

Granted but being a mermaid you are unable to actually walk around on legs and sadly you meet a tragic end on the hook of my fishing pole :D mwahaha(I'm evil)


I wish I had Aragog as a pet...

grrr...you evil child, you!

granted but you develop Arachnophobia and die screaminh your head off (haha. i can be evil too)


I wish i lived in the clouds.

granted, but the nice cloud people send u to drug rehab. sorry!


i wish i could actually finish one of those "10 minute puzzles" in 10 minutes

granted, but they turned to dust.

i wish i had food that was not poisoned.

granted but then you get poisoned drinks.


I wish I could get a new cell phone.

granted, but as soon as you get it, it spontaneously combusts.


i wish the radio would stop playing stupid commercials when it should be playing music

granted but it plays music that you hate


i wish i could eat lots of pizza and not gain any weight

granted but no one in the world makes pizza anymore.

I wish i could be mean to ppl.

granted, but then you are so mean that you decide to take over the world, but you can't because you dont have the power so you turn back to being nice!!! hehe!

i wish people never talk bad about others

granted but now no-one can speak.

i wish i find the answer to life

granted, but you don't find the answer of life, but instead the answer to my math problems that is due Monday! (lmao!! that one was hard! lol)

hmm...i wish magic was real

granted, but... everyone misuses it and they all spontaneously combust.


i wish spring break was longer

granted, but you get TONS more homework to do over it.

I wish i was in college instead of high school

Granted, but you flunk each class 6 time years running

I wish Snape and Sirius could have kissed and made up before he died.

granted but then they come to their senses and hate each other again.


I wish I could pass my exams with flying colors.

Granted, but your exam results begin to fly and zoom off into the sky and burn when they reach the sun.


I wish i stop my kittens from crying

granted but an earthquake hits

i wish for world peace (cheesey much?)

granted, but then the world ends? lol

I wish that I didn't have to watch the rain do what it does.... rain!

granted but you are now blind

I wish my homework was done!

Granted but then you fail everything, sorry, lol

I wish I was on Deal or No Deal

granted, but it's canceled

i wish i had pony!

Granted, but then you can't break him/her in, and they are wild

I wish I had 1500 posts

granted but your account is then deleted! (so so so so SO sorry!)

I wish i had chocolate cake that was completley safe to eat and had an anti-tamper spell on it so it couldn't hurt me in any way!!

Granted, but then someone throws it in your face. (sorry!!!)

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.... random

granted, but they are a size too small

I wish i had a mororola razor phone (the pink one *sigh*)

granted but when you come from the shop with it, a dog passes by and makes you drop it and it breaks... (xP)

I wish Francisco Adam wouldn't have died...

granted, but then he would have never answered ur fan mail, lol

I wish I had 10000 galleons

granted but then you lose it all because you hadn't paid your mortgage and the bank took everything back.

I wish i had a mansion.

Granted, but then it falls down in a hurricane

I wish i had a pent house suite

Granted.

But then your whole family moves in with you.

I wish I could be in the Potter movies.

granted, but they were rated G and were about ponies and everything, and no one likes it, (sorry)

I wish I hate a coffee right now, lol

Granted.

But it tastes like dirt.

I wish I were Hermione Granger. (It's okay. I forgive you! :D )

granted, but you had bushy hair and it went out of control....and you know what happens next...lol

I wish I owned a huge house with a huge pool

(Hahaha. In my real life, my hair is Hermione's. Really. I'm not kidding.)

Granted.

Pool becomes infested with frogs. (sorry)

I wish I lived in London.

Granted, but then London goes underwater...and you float away! (sorry, i'll help u find a new home in the US though, lol)

I wish I could get this stupid photobucket thing to work

(Thanks!)

Granted.

But then your pictures are missing. (sorry)

(erm... are you going to make another wish, lol?)

Whoops!

I wish I had a sister.

granted, but everyone likes her better. (sorry)

i wish i could sleep in again tomorrow!

(That's okay. Having younger brothers is such a joy!) (I really hope you can hear the sarcasm in that.)

Granted.

But you sleep through the rest of your life. (sorry sleepyhead)

(since u didn't make a wish, i will)

I wish I could explain things with out having to.... u know, explain them! lol

granted but u end up confusing everyone. lol

i wihs i could know everything there is to know.

Granted, but everything was boring to know

I wish I could have more time to relax, lol

granted but you end up bored to death.

i wish i could solve ppl's problems.

granted, but then u would come up with bad solutions and everyone would hate you (sorry, lol)

i wish people wouldn't come to me complaining