Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

granted, but due to inflation it's not worth anything

i wish i had about 87 more posts!

Granted, but then you fall asleep before you can post anymore

I wish that I had another soda(that would make 4)

granted, but then you have to p really badly

i wish i was prettier

Granted, but the spells go wrong and you turn out back to normal

I wish that I had more freckles(No i don't)

granted, but they fade over time (lol)

i wish i had tea

Granted, but it's not good

I wish that I could love

granted, but you end up hating more people

i wish that i had a bun

Granted but i don't know which type of bun you want, so you get too many and end up exploding

I wish that Roman was in America

granted but then you lived in england

i wish i could go on vacation already!

Granted, but time goes quickly and you are already back home

I wish I was in Florida by now

granted but you don't have fun (sorry)

i wish i was in italy

Granted, but Italy has become battleground and everyone is evacuated from the country

I wish that I could sleep now

granted but OH! such a pity! i want to raise my post count! lmao!

I wish i could not be obsessed with third year

Granted, but the server crashes and you lose all of your posts

I wish that I could be an Austramerican

wtf?

i wish i could live underthe sea!!!

Granted, but you can't breathe in there

I wish I could be a Queenslander

granted but i have no clue what that is

i wish 25 wasn't such a big number

Granted, but 25 and 1 switch values

I wish that I could live with Roman

granted, but you hate him

i wish...i have no clue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish my life wasn't..weird..

Granted, but your life gets weirder

I wish that I could sleep now!

granted...after i get third year

i wish i had toe socks

Granted, but they don't cover your toes

I wish I was sleeping

granted but then you have a horrible nightmare where Ricky dies

I wish I could have real cookies with Jesse (you know the chocolate chip kind.. I hate peanut butter cookies and sugar cookies there just gross)

Granted, but the cookies end up gross and you never get the other type of cookies ever again.

I wish that I could dream about how my life should be in the future

granted but then your future sucks

I wish I could visit Jesse while Im in Florida

Granted, but you find out that he really isn't who you thought he was.

I wish that I could tell my parents about my true life

(*glares at lisa*)

Granted but they take your computer away and never let you see Ricky again

I wish I was prettier

Granted, but the spell doesn't work and you turn out the same.

I wish that Ricky was here right now

Granted but someone would put their foot in the shoe and it would stink...

I wish to get all A* in my GCSEs

Granted, but it has an illness and has to be put down a day after you get it.

I wish I had more Metallica Cds

granted but they were all bad copies and didnt work on your cd player

i wish...i could fly

Granted, but as soon as you get in the air, you fall

I wish I could be a proffessional dancer

granted but there was no money in it so you couldnt pay for health insurance and when you got ill and broke your leg you couldnt do anything
(sorry)

i wish i didnt have to wear glasses

Granted, but you can't have contacts because of a certain reason

I wish that I could make every shot in basketball

Granted but now no one wants to play with you because your so good.

I wish I had more Pringles

granted but then you ate so may you got fat!!#

i wish i didnt school was over

sorry thats supposed to be school was over

granted but now you have to do chores 24/7

I wish people would alllow me more computer time

granted but you'd spend all that time trying to fix every problem it throws at you and you wouldn't have time to come onto HE!!!!

I wish I could eat a carrot

Granted but it went bad

I wish that today wasn't so hot

Granted but now its snowing and below 0 degrees

I wish that i was smarter

Granted but now all you do is babysit 24/7

I wish that I didn't have to explain things to other people

Granted but now you are totally bored

I wish i wasnt a blond

Granted now you have no hair at all (*evil laugh*)

I wish i was normal height

Granted but then everyone else shrinks

I wish Jesse was online

Granted but then his computer would break because he went online during a thunderstorm.

I wish that my finals were all over and I passed them all.

Granted but the tests were lost so you now have no grade at all

I wish my little sister was nicer

Granted now your parents are evil

I wish i had decided not to wear this dress