Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

Granted but then you were Draco's sister!!!

I wish I could get any song on itunes i wanted, for free.

Granted, but then your computer would crash from viruses and you'd get arrested for piracy.

I wish I didn't have a brother.

Granted but you get a sister who not only steals Harry from you but marries him and has his kids...

I wish I could go to Disney World

((SHE WOULD NEVER THE LITTLE!!...))

Granted, but then you'd get lost and kidnapped to Botswana.

I wish I ran a bakesale...

Granted, but the neighborhood seagulls (who love cake) found out about it and wreck it.

I wish my principal would stop giving those long, stupid pointless speeches where you have to sit in the auditorium for HOURS until your bottom's numb...

Granted. But then you have to stand up the whole time and instead of your principal; I start giving you longer, More boring speeches about Quidditch, HP, skateboarding,parasailing,skydiving,the importance of why Slytherin Rocks, my awesome guitar playing, the theory of Jesse, etc....(you get the idea)

I wish that I was the hottest, cutest, most devilishly-handsome guy in the world!
(oh wait..aren't I already?)

Granted, but then Harry Potter would return from his trip to Mars and your face would melt off in shame. (BWAHAHA)

I wish my softball team had more victory parties..

granted but then you have so many that you get bored of them


I wish i didnt have to share my computer with my uncle.

granted but then you'd have to share it with your aunt, your mother, your father and your cousin... (lol)

i wish my b-day would be tommorrow...

Granted, but nobody shows up with a cake, presents, balloons etc. because everyone thinks your b-day is next month.

I wish I lived in a southern state

granted but....you miss your old home too much and you get depressed

i wish ...i wish...i wish i could think of a good wish.

granted but it's such a good wish that everyone gets jealous and steals it away before it come true.


i wish my feet weren't freezing.

granted, but then they grow too warm, and soon start to boil and melt and then you have no feet!!

I wish i could go on holiday now!!

granted but then holiday might mean christmas...and then it would snow! *cries* lol unless u like 2 be cold...haha

I wish my dvd would stop skipping.

granted but thenit broke


i wish i could get a job teaching english to people who need help (especially some cute guys ^^)

granted, but then you teach them all you know, then you run out of things to say and lose your job cos there is nothing left to teach.

I wish i was free from the matrix (if it were real)

Granted but then you couldn't....erm.....see what it ws like not 2 be free? lol lame i know

I wish I HAD DSL!!!

Granted but I don't know what dsl is so I give you: dirty slow lard

I wish I could meet David tennant

granted but he's not what you hoped

I wish i had a wishing star to wish apon

Granted, but then the finnish mafia would shoot it down - JUST FOR FUN!!!!! rofl :D

I wish ppl wouldn't care so much about mistakes!

granted. but then they care more about looks and it turns out everyone is ugly @$

i wish finals were over and I WAS A SOPHMOR ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but then you wished it was back the way it was.

I wish I could fly!

Granted but then you can never land.


I wish my music would just download already! :x

granted but when it finally downloads you can't hear it because you're computer shuts downs and never turns on again.........

I wish i didn't have to go to school

granted, but then you would never learn anything, and you would never get a job, and ur life would be worthless (not really skully! *huggles*)

I wish the stupid dryer would dry faster!

Granted, but then it drys so fast, your clothes get burnt!

i wish i could go to England and meet Ton Felton!

granted, but he ends up dating me (sorry... )

I wish i knew what to ask for my birthday.

granted, but then no one would give you any money.

i wish exams were over...

granted but then...you live happily ever after (i'm sorry, but i haven't the heart to do anything bad to your exams and/or results seeing as i am near nervous break down over MY finals studying...GOOD LUCK!!!!!)

I wish i had candy.......i need sugar.

granted, but its sugar free

i wish this sun burn would go away

granted, but then your skin would peel really badly .

i wish that the summer holidays were nearer...

granted but that also brings the beginning of a new school term closer as well!

I wish we could have a hogwarts experience convention where everyone from HE comes and parties!

granted, but on your way there you get very lost and end up in Wales with the sheep.

I wish the seveth HP book would come out already!!!!

granted but then it wasn't as good cuz jkr didn't have enought time 2 finish it

I wish I was finished these stupid exams!

granted but then the whole curriculum thing changed so your exams became pointless and you had to do more (sorry!)

i wish i owned monsoon and accessorize

granted but then all the monsoon and accessorize shops burnt down so you are now broke

I wish that I could fly like Neo from the MAtrix!

Well, that'd be nice up until you became color blind from the over brightness.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

(be nice on your responses...)

But if you ruled the moon then you'd get hungry without no food. And remember-no cheese up there!

I wish I could live in England.

granted but your kitty finds a mate and soon your house is filled with more cats than you can take care of

I wish I had my own house

granted but not only is everything blue but so is your mood and it becames sad lonely and depressing

I wish I could fly on a broom

Granted but now you can't understand what anyone says and instead of finding the bathroom you're stuck at the police station-better hold it!

I wish I owned Hedwig...

Granted but then you'd get in an accident and worry poor Roman sick!

I wish I could ride a hippogriff.

Granted but then you'd get in trouble with the law doing all sorts of crazy things-like crash testing motorcycles!

I wish I knew Neville Longbottom.