Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

granted but that somewhere else was really horrible and loads of stuff happened to you that wasn't very nice

can't be bothered to elaborate

i wish i understood stuff and didnt say stupid things

Granted but then you'd become boring and a know it all.

I wish Lupin was my uncle.

Granted

But on the full moon he accidently bit you

I wish my Mom and Dad didnt get a divorce

Granted, but then they wouldn't leave you alone and insist on "family time"

I wish Kreacher hadn't sent Harry to the department of Mysteries.

Granted

But now Sirius has been captured by the dementors, because he was cooped up to long.

I wish i had a Boyfriend (lol)

Granted but then he turns out to be GAY. Woopsidaisy.

I wish I could just fly away...

Granted but then while flying your wings disentegrate and you get sucked into a black hole.

i wish winter would go away and i could go surfing

Granted but you can't go surfing because your mom insists its to danerious.

I wish i never moved

granted but then your life would become unbearable in the place you were before

i wish i knew what happens in the 7th HP book

Granted but then you got sued

I wish i didn't have to do chores

granted but then you'd have to clean your whole house, the neighbour's and my house too (hehe) instead

i wish i had the SIMS 2

Granted but it gets broken and no refund!

i wish everyday was shorter

granted but then everyday would pass in a secound and you suddenly grew older and died after a few days (omggg sorry)

i wish i had a new webcam

granted but the first time you used it it broke (wonder why lol. j/k)

I wish i could get the cd's i want

granted but then your little brother would break them all in revenge (hehe)

i wish i could have all the money i want

granted but its all conterfit

I wish i could see the world

granted but then you'd never see your family again

i wish i could go to tokyo!! *^^*

granted but your plane crashed on your way home to vist (so sorry)

I wish we could get these games over with

granted but then you'd miss playing with me (hehe if you want it SO BADLY, you can stop, amberg)

I wish i had a new cell

granted but it got stolen

I wish i wasnt tired

granted but then you'd get SUPER HYPER and couldn't sleep for 5 days

i wish i could meet JK

granted but she hated you (lol)

I wish i could publish a book

Granted, but then it is a total flop and you end up paying people to read it (lol sorry - i always feel mean in this game lol)

i wish i had a nice figure

Granted, but now everyone hates nice figures and wants bad ones (lol, like that would ever happen)

I wish that more people liked me

Granted but then you've got no one to be mad at!

I wish Harry moved next door to me. (THERE IS NOTHING BAD ABOUT THAT)

granted but then, he'd be TOO NOISY and you'd get angry with him and you two ywould develop a LIFE-LONG grudge agaisnt each other

i wish i could sing well... xP

Granted but its now a crime to sing well and your in jail forever

I wish i could win this game war

Granted but then what would you aspire for in life?

I wish I would grow a couple more inches...

Granted but not your to tall and everyone hate you

I wish i was faster

granted but you get so fast no one likes you anymore (huh?)

i wish i could dance well

granted but now everyone hates dancing

I wish school was easier

Granted but then you'd learn nothing.

I wish I could fly to Hogwarts...

Granted butyou couldn't see it

I wish i wasn't losing this war

(you aren't)

granted but then you'd win and no one would like you (huh?)

i wish i could meet Jack Johnson

granted but then when you get to the meeting place you realise you are meeting michael jackson :s

I wish I could have a big wad of stickie pads!

Granted but he killed you (sorry)

I wish i had more friends

granted but then you'd have so many friends you didn't know anyone and got confused all the time

i wish i could write a book

Granted but then people would be hounding you for your photograph.

I wish a letter would come to take me away to Harry...I mean...Hogwarts...

granted, but the train crashes on the way so you die :D

I wish that I could become a 3rd year

granted 3rd years are now the lowest you can get

i wish my mom would let me online more

granted but then something happens to the site and unexplainely, your posts (and only yours) are completely lost and you go back to being a 1st year again

i wish oz was here with me now

Granted but Oz now hates you

I wish Rascal Flatts came to my house

granted, but the glass around you kept breaking because of your perfect pitch.

I wish i had pizza

Granted but then all that cheese would give you gas!

I wish that people wouldn't upset me

Granted but then you got upset at all the cheerfulness

I wish I could be an amazing guitar player

Granted but it was stale

I wish that i wouldn't be so competitive

Granted but then you wern't competitive enough and lost everything you entered

I wish I could be rich like J.K

Granted but then you have to pay extra taxes.

I wish I was in England...