DETENTION ROOM!

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The place that you don't want to go... detention.

"So... have we pulled all the pranks possible on Filch yet?" Zeke asked in a posh accent.

"I don't think so....I have yet to see skiving snack boxes used...I was disappointed," said Natalie, grinning.

"Well what are we waiting for? Who's been here longest?" Zeke asked.

"ME!" Holly yelled holding up her hand.

"Aw damn....I wanted to come," said Natalie.

"Rage," Holly said, "ME!"

"Well, I've been here before any of you." Eliza said, but Zeke said,
"I'm sure you've done enough to poor Filch. How about Holly?
She goes up, and tells Filch that she doesnt feel well, then vomits on his desk.
He hurries her out, then Natalie can faint or something,
then 'Liza, you get a mega-nosebleed,
and then I vomit on the floor.
Ok? Did I forget anyone?"

Shadow and Raven exchanged glances, communicating mentally. An evil grin spread over Raven's face.

Hayley smiled. "What can I do?" she asked Zeke.

"Im confused about everything there is," Holly pointed out.

Hayley smiled, raising her hand. "As am I," she said laughing.

"That plan is weirdly good," said Natalie, "tell me when to faint."

"NOW!" Holly yelled, for the benefit of...... no one.

"Who did that benefit...yelling your head off...thats right...no-one...and...oh look...nice one Holly, now Filch is heading this way," said Natalie exasperatedly.

"Ma bad," Holly said non perplexed.

"You explain to him...I can't cover up for you again," said Natalie warningly.

"That ariii," Holly said in her best chavvish accent.
She turned to Filch.
"Well Filchy ma boy! Hows it hanging! Wheres Mrs N? I like her you know i do!"

Filch gave her a look.

Natalie realised she had to act.

"Sorry Mr Filch...Holly got a bit excited about something...she'll stop now," said Natalie, glaring at Holly.

Filch nodded grudgingly and pottered away grumpiliy

"Merci!" Holly said grinning, "Youve saved my-"
"Backside," George cut in before she could say anything else.
"....so many times recently,"

"I know...." said Natalie, "you seem to have lost the ability of getting out of trouble."

Holly began to cry.

"Aw...don't cry...I'm sure you still have it...you just need to get it back." said NAtalie, putting holly on the back reassuringly.

((Lol LMAO))

Holly wailed then realised she hadnt cried in three years and so stopped.
"Well that was random," George said.

"Does she do that ofen?" Natalie asked George.

"Quite," George replied.

"I see," said Natalie, thinking it must be that time again.

Hayley laughed again, smiling at her friends. There was a small creack, as the door opened, and Blueberry ran in. She jumped onto Hayley's lap, and smiled. "Hey," she said casually.

Zeke looked confused for a moment, then shook his head.
"Shadow, Raven, you guys break out in spots, ok? Holly, go when you're ready."
"Piece of cake." Eliza said.

Hayley raised her hand. "Guys, what am I doing?" she asked.

Zeke looked round in surprise.
"I'm sorry, I didn't see you! You can vomit on Mrs Norris, if you can aim well." Zeke said, and Eliza stifled a laugh.

Natalie smiled at the little blue bunny.

Hayley laughed. "I sure will," she said, pretending to wretch. Bluberry laughed, then said, "I'll teleport around Filch to confuse him," she said.

"Thats a good idea," said Natalie.

"Perfect! Actually, anyone starts, but Holly can come back in the room saying, "I feel better now - Beurlgh!" And vomit again. Let's just try and annoy him as much as possible, ok?" Zeke said.

Hayley smiled.

"Perfection," said Natalie, grinning

"Ok." He put up his hand. "Filch? Can I go to the Hospital Wing?"
"Why?" He vomited all over the floor.

Natalie grinned.

Blueberry teleported ontop of Filch's head, and then onto his desk. Filch grimaced, annoyed at this rodent. "What the-" he said. Hayley got up, stumbled, and was presently sick on Mrs Norris.

Natalie stood up, popped the orange end of a fainting fancy in her mouth and kelled over in a heap.

Hayley smiled, pretended to be concerned, then was sick again.

Eliza got a nosebleed nougat, and her nose started to bleed terribly. Her ermine made the air cold around Mrs. Norris, who sneezed.

Hayley swallowed a laugh, then fell on the floor.

"Hayley is weird," Holly said writing it down on her hand, "Im just trying to remember for future reference,"

Natalie was still lying on the floor, unconcious. Someone needed to put the purple half of the sweet in her mouth.

Hayley laughed at Holly's notetaking, then quickly shoved a purple sweet into Natalie's mouth.

Natalie recovered, got up and let out a laugh.

Hayley grinned warmly, but slyly.

"I was unconcious...but my guess is that that was classic," said Natalie, still laughing.

"MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!" George and Holly laughed in unison.