The 10 Rules of the Death Eaters!

10. Little cute furry things are meant to be stepped on--they're basically the carpet of the world.
9. Scaring people is fun. Kidnapping their children is even MORE fun.
8. Always sneak up on your enemies.
7. Pity is a waste of time and shows a weakness in character.
6. You are loyal only to yourself. But don't tell anyone.
5. Torturing is a pleasure.
4. Guilt? Is that a village somewhere?
3. Killing is an art.
2. Black is the new black.
1. The Dark Lord ALWAYS has the final word.

10. Bribery is the nice way of getting people to do what you want.
9. Flatter the Dark Lord, even if you secretly think he's insane.
8. Use a lot of hair oil. Or just don't take baths. Either way works.
7. In your spare time, invent new curses.
6. Practice sneering and smirking.
5. Muggles are like mosquitoes, they need to be killed as soon as possible.
4. Dementors are your friends.
3. Dumbledore is some old dude who trips over his beard. All the legends you've heard about him are lies.
2. Be ready to switch sides in an instant.
1. Never eat cupcakes. Cupcakes are for the weak.

um. why not? XD

10. Never tell the Dark Lord that being bald doesn't really suit him.
9. Kill that stupid Potter kid already so you can go back to having fun.
8. Throw birthday parties in the Forbidden Forest.
7. Don't ever interrupt while the Dark Lord is speaking.
6. Keep dead things and body parts in glass jars in your study.
5. Practice baring your teeth. You can file them to sharp points if you want.
4. Never wear a robe without a hood.
3. Poison the drinks at a dinner party.
2. Always keep an eye out for potential playthings. You know, Muggles, Mudbloods, etc.
1. Never wear purple socks. Purple is a cowardly color.

10. Never let others hear what your mum secretly calls you.
9. Don't think about the orders you are given, just fulfill them ASAP!
8. Be the first one to offer a leg or an arm in case the Dark Lord needs a sacrificing object.
7. Never let anybody see your pink hearts boxers.
6. Erase "please" and "thank you" out of your vocabulary - except when talking to the Dark Lord, of course.
5. Exercise your voice to make it sound as scary as possible.
4. Don't ever admit you've had a muggle friend in your childhood.
3. Don't ever argue that you think a lightining-shaped scar on you forehead actually looks cool.
2. Your favourite ice cream is NOT strawberry.
1. Make it known that you think red eyes, a very light complexion, slits instead of a nose and a bald head are the perfect beauty combination for you - make it sound enthusiastic!!