Magical Autobiography - CLOSED!!!

I have e-mailed you my entry

Okay... I'll see if this works.

Anyway, I felt weird making this. I didn't want to make myself sound rude and self centered or anything. But all of this is just made up stuff, so I guess it's okay.

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Okay, since *grr* I can't get this thing small enough to work, I'll explain what is written on the book.

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Cover:

From Air Beds to Canopy Beds: The Life of Pillow

[picture of me]

Diagon Ally's #1 Bestseller's List

Back Cover:

*Nominee for the 2006 BFP (best for people) award

*Helped to form the WADEH (witches against death eater husbands), a program to help witches stuck with DEs across the nation!

*Assisted in the planning and building of the Dragon Sanctuary for Injured Creatures

*Worked to prevent the killings of dragons in the Dragon Population Plan

*"This woman is amazing! She has helped to change our world!" -- Hogsmeade Times's reporter, Natalie Skeeter
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Okay, so there it is!

ok here is mine:

<B>Death Eater Me</B>


In this book you will learn all about the life of Fated Deathes, and his extremely dangerous yet adventurous triumps! To get to know your Resident Death Eater and see what became of him after graduating with honors from Hogwarts Experience. Read about his trial and tribulations. In this book here is just a tiny bit of what you will find:

~How Fated saved the world from Voldemort only to turn around and become the new Dark Lord.
~See why he kept Death Eaters around.
~check out how he single handedly defeated 20 trolls while singing jingle bells.
~read about the famous witches and wizards that he met along the way. Many tales included:
~How his visits with Elfie Dumbledore and Severus Snape went
~How he taught Swift the fine art of fencing with possessed swords
~How he defeated Lilyflower and became the top Rp'er of all time
~How he is the King of Dramione and how Jess is the Queen of Dramione
~Read of his bouts with Just_Ginny, who attacked him with monkey pies.
~How he and Stealth Wizard became rock star legends of the guitar craze
~How he kept the Ministry of Magic from being bored by sending Death Eaters out to randomly cause havoc in the Wizarding World.
~His award winning moments of perfecting the three Unforgivable Curses
~How he played Professional Quidditch and became the top Seeker of all time
~How his debates stopped people in their tracks with the power of his words

Plus, you will also see what many famous wizards and witches say about him.

--"Best Seller of the century" -claims the Wizarding Times

"I never looked at Death Eaters in such a sexy way before and now that I have, I got one as my husband!" --Hermione (Granger) Malfoy of the Aurors Union

"Fated Deathes is one awesome wizard, a pureblood through and through"--claims Draco Malfoy of the Malfoy Muggle Foundation

"This book made me believe in love on opposite ends and now I am sooo glad. Oh and my Toaster is still at my aunt's house, but Harry is at mine -" Pansy(Parkinson) Potter.

"I want to kill that bloody git.." Ron Weasley of the Weasley Whining Foundation.

"Thanks to Fated, I was able to fall in love with a wonderful guy"--Ginny (Weasley) Zabini

"I still have an opportunity to serve a Dark Lord, thanks to Mr. Deathes." -Lucius Malfoy from the Azkaban Prison cell #5545.

"Dobby is afraid that Fated Deathes will become a more arrogant Dark Lord. Dobby has worries about his ego getting too inflated." -Dobby the houself from the Slave-no-More Union.

"Fated Deathes is a nice guy, we have him to thank for our 7 meals a day" Goyle.
"...and he is one of the most generous too. Thanks to him, I've been cutting back on my healthy foods and living off cauldron cakes. Thanks Fated." Vincent Crabbe.

"I am Most inspired to write my own autobiography, though I am not sure what it would be about..strangley I am rather feeling a sense of deja vu, though I do not know why."-Guildaroy Lockheart Best Smilers Union.

"Thanks to Fated's book, I am no longer afraid of the Cruciactus Curse. Now Trevor and I will live long happy lives and will Crucio everyone who gets in our way." Neville Longbottom of the Nuthouse Convention

"I never knew that this young man was familiar with werewolf reversal potions. Thanks to Fated, I have the power to control when and if I want to change into a werewolf.And I can have my old job back!" Remus Lupin- reappointed DADA Professor.

and more............

Plus a Special 10 pages from a VERY well known wizard-Harry Potter and how happy, inspired and proud he is with Fated's book. Here's just a couple of his lines admiring Fated.
"Oh you just wait till I get my hands on that git! My autobiography is ten times better and he is evil! I swear I will defeat him. I am not the Boy-Who-Lived for nothing!! I mean it Fated! I will put and end to your evil ways and..."

AND there you have it. This 500,000 page book is guarenteed to keep you busy for hours maybe even years. With its captivating, heart warming stories of death, destruction, torture, and power; you won't be able to put the book down until you've read every page.
So what are you waiting for? Open this book, and allow it to take you into the world of Fated..

The fallen
The back cover:-
Everyone knows me. I am the fallen princess, the great witch of the 18th century
who was turned into a even greater vampire but not many mortals think that. They think know my story. Arabella the poor young 18 year old who was so power. So useful. Who was suddenly turned into a vampire, who had gone to the dark side and her life was over like but oh no my life was far from over. From that night on my life was so much more. Do not judge me before you hear my story. It might not be what you want to hear , you might not even like it but trust me it will be one big adventurer.

“What a great story of love, sorrow and most of all death” the quibbler

“Wow what a story of a vampire/witch. You just fall in love with her” Darren key

“I am so proud of her. She broke the code and found out so much about her life” Draco Malfoy

Front Cover:

The Wackiness of WaterLily!



Back Cover:

Hogwarts Publishers bring you the One And Only Biography of WaterLily!!

For only 3 Galleons, you too can read this fantastical new book!

Careful though, International Charms expert WaterLily herself has warded each and every copy with her very own hex to keep out any reader who reads without buying!

Amongst this unique charm, WaterLily is the magical community’s main contributor of Healing Charms, Protective Hexes and other widely used spells that we take for granted every day!

Read about her life’s ambitions, most embarrassing moments, secret heartaches and best memories…

This book has received the highest ratings from all of Wizarding Britain’s leading publications:

“Informative and quirky…a great insight into our favourite experimenter!” The Daily Prophet

“Never could have imagined the quality of some of the beauty charms this woman has created…Winner of our Best Dressed Bachelorette and 19 times Beautician of the Month is a massive achievement!” Witch Weekly

“WaterLily seems to bring liveliness into every visit she makes to our offices. Her funding for our more exotic research project is mush appreciated. She has even proved to the Wizarding World what they had never believed before!” The Quibbler

“The best book I’ve ever read…and that is really something!” Hermione Weasley nee Granger, Book Reader Bliss

“A big Thank You to Miss WaterLily! Lessons are so much easier now…” Ginevra Potter nee Weasley, Charms Professor of Hogwarts.

“My kids are always asking if I know WaterLily…I’m proud to say I do! A lovely person…fantastic with children…only person qualified to be my successor at the moment!” Harry Potter, Minister of Magic.


(I'm sorry, this is slightly late but my computer has been completely and utterly broken all week and I couldn't post it till today...*sniff*...I did spend a lot of time on it though...especially the pic...since i'm terrible at Paint...and I'd be really grateful if you could consider it...!!!)

Well done all of you - they were all brilliant! The impartial judges have now awarded the points.

1st place with 50 housepoints : Fated4HP

2nd place with 35 housepoints: waterlily

3rd place with 20 housepoints : etta

All others who participated recieve 10 points each!

skyla0305
Romance lover
Pillowloverchick
queenbee

well done everyone!