[Always Open]: Hogwarts Experience Theme Song

Hogwarts Experience Theme Song Challenge

Firstly, imagine HE is a TV show. Now it's your job to come up with the theme song.

The song should be relatively short, a maximum of fifteen lines (minimum of seven). It should be related in some way to HE.

Points
Everyone who participates will earn 100 points.

BONUS: Make a recording of your theme song and post the link here for a bonus 300 points.

Good luck and have fun!

HE, HE HOGGY WARTY HE.
LET US ROLE PLAY PLEASE,
WHETHER WE ARE POOR OR RICH,
OR A CHILD WITH DIRTY KNEE'S

OUR CHARACTERS NEED A CONTROLLER
JUST LIKE IN A GAME, THE SIMS
THEY RELY ON US, TO MAKE A FUSS
ON THEM, LIKE ME OR HIM

SO HELP THE RPG FORUM,
AND HE CLASSES TOO,
THE HOUSE POINT EARNERS AND LIFE- SKILLS LEARNERS
TO MAKE US ALL SEE LIFE THROUGH!

((Please note: No recording can be provided, as this song is much like the Hogwarts school song. You just pick and tune and away you go! YAY!))

Hogwarts, a fun place,
We're here to learn.
Most of us aren't magical,
And so HE is the next best thing,
Teaching the subjects,
While having a laugh with your friends.

We have online families,
Badges and skills,
We didn't have before,
All new, and soon we'll have more,
Meaning More housepoints and pride,
And a Graduation from a magic school,
Needing No magic at all.

HE it's the Hogwarts Experience!
You could be in Ravenclaw for brilliance!
Or maybe Gryffindor for Bravery!
Those Gryffindors are so full of chivallry!
The Hufflepuffs are the nice and the kind!
They where their yellow so so fine!
You have to get to class right away!
Charms, potions, hey hey hey!
You've got your wand so strong
You can do good or wrong!
Oh oh, yeah yeah, oh oh, what what?

Hogwarts Experience, where HP fanatics soar!
Hogwarts Experience, the classes and much more!
Get sorted to your houses,
but don't turn into louses.
You can join the quidditch teams,
lead them on to victory!
With RPG, exams and spirit week!
You can't go wrong; just take a peak!
At Hogwarts Experience, we're knocking at your door.

(This may well be the worst theme song ever. Is louses even a word? *hangs head in shame* At least I'll earn points)

Welcome to H.E
Here's a map and a big fat ginger cat
You'll get lost but that's okay
just ask a ghost where to stay

Welcome to H.E
We've got four fine houses
Which will you chose?
None because thats the purple hippo's rules.

First we have Gryffy, where the brave of heart dwell
Second is Huffie, us Badger's can kill meow
Third is those Ravens, they're very very clever
finally its Slytherin, who'll try to be first forever

Welcome to H.E, we hope you enjoy your stay.


(wow thats bad lmao)

Welcome to HE
don't be a slease
come back please
and post till your fingers bleed.

Were all very nice
you wont have to think twice
about becoming our fiends
and talking on msn. (lol)


the four house are so cool
because no-one gives a drool
about who's in what and what is in who
so give us some joy and come on lets post!

(lol i wont win but theres still 100 points in it for me :])

*awesome drum beat starts for 5 seconds*

Wellllllcome!
To HHHHHHE!
Wizards roam the school grounds,
and the fun is all around.
Witches test there mad skills,
and the woods are completely alive.
The food sometimes moves,
but every things just fine!
We love HHHHHHHE!
We love HHHHHHHE!

*more awesome drum beats*

Welllllcommmmmmme
TO HEEEEEEEEEEE!

(bwahaha, fear my sweet power of making up theme songs!!!)

Come into our world
HE is the only place
where magic is real
and dream never fade
take my hand and hold on tight
this is the wall to the other side
DONT be scared to look inside you know its there
your magic will appear
take a book and dazzle your mind with all the amazing thing
within this world of mine
so many friendly people
and a place you can call home

Da-da-da
H to the E
HE
a place of learning
Fun and Joy
For every magic deprived
girl and boy
H to the E
HE
is our place of fun
where we can hang out
and hide from our mums
da-da-da
HE

This challenge is now closed and your points are below.

1st Place: Elana (200 points + 50 for recording)
2nd Place: Dancingsunset (170 points)
3rd Place: Blue Rabbit Babe (150 points)

Everyone else who entered earns 100 points:
Gryffindorgal4hp
Ice Cream
hppamela
Etta
pickles
Snape_Luffer
fairywingz21

Warts, beetles, potions,
Wands, duels, magic,
It's time for fun,
It's time for HE,
Raistlin, Bobbina,
amber, katie,
It's time for fun,
It's time for HE!
Spells, jinxes, hexes,
Adventures, mysteries,
It's time for fun,
It's time for HE!

SLYTHERIN
Raistlin The Wizard - 100 HP

(the tune is This is Halloween)

Purple hippos everywhere
Doesn't Raistilin look so strange?
Follow him and you will see
This our home of H-EEEEEE

This is H-E, this is H-E
The Hogwarts Experience is great at night.
This is H-E, everyone is so friendly.
It's our home, everyone scream
In our home called H-E!

SLYTHERIN
violetriddle - 100 HP