What we can learn from the movies!

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You might have seen this sort of thread on other boards - it's still pretty funny as people still manage to think of things to add to it.

Careful observation of teh movies can teach us valuable life lessons. For example:


1) Henchmen are invariably poor shots.

2) If you are held prisoner in some sort of industrial place or warehouse like place - don't worry, you will always be able to escape through the ventilations ducts.

3) No matter how tight your security, the enemy will always be able to plant one of their operatives within your organisation.

4) Any sort of lock can be picked with a paperclip or a hairclip.

5) You can steal a car by bashing away the underside of the steering column, pulling away any two wires and rubbing the ends together.

6) In a western, you can always catch up with the bad guys by heading them off at the pass. Bad guys are notoriously ignorant of local geography.

7) If a hero gets shot, the wound is invariably in the upper left arm and seems to be painless.

8 ) All animals understand spoken English.

9) Before polishing off the hero - the villain always explains his evil plan in great detail - always explaining how it can be foiled.

10) The authorities will never believe you when you warn them of an oncoming threat - people have to start dying first.


Please post what you have learned from the movies!

you have to get hurt to live happily

The bad guy is always disguised as the person who is trying to help you

u always live happily ever after

the devil is always some high flying person in a huge business xD

all the guys are good looking ( NOT TRUE)

no female is ever overweight

you can run for miles and miles haha

History is always being re-written *shakes head at Hollywood*

no matter what you will always get your prince

ugly stepsisters are never ugly

in the end everythign is just the way you dreamed it would be

everyone has the perfect scream

Even when the killer is dead he can still kill people

a lot of young boys seem to have a huge task LIKE SAVING THE WORLD

Lipstick never smudges, even during a huge snogfest

when the husband has an affair, the hubby's best friend always gets his wife

When a woman wakes up from a nights sleep she will never have a hair out of place

when a woman wakes her make up is PERFECT lol it never happens lol

we love the ones we cant have

No matter what you do or how bad it is there is always a way to make it better before you die

life is always bad but in the end we are happy

men can ice skate together

even mexicans can become class president when they dont talk much, 'vote for pedro'

cars can become robots

2 men can ice skate

all dogs go to heaven

there are three ghosts of christmas!

the book of secrets is a book owned by the president of the U.S. that has all of our country's secrets and is passed down from president to president

dogs can be secret spies

rudolph is in love with a girl name Clarice

If your best friend is of the opposite sex they are in love with you.

Anything can happen if you just close your eyes, but keep your mind wide open

Doctors will try to kill you if you go in for surgery.

Even "dumb" Blondes can make great Lawyers

life goes on

That when someone says something ironic or similar to your situation as you're eating you choke! For real, too, kinda freaky

big giant marshmellows can come to destroy you (ghost busters I)