What we can learn from the movies!

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You might have seen this sort of thread on other boards - it's still pretty funny as people still manage to think of things to add to it.

Careful observation of teh movies can teach us valuable life lessons. For example:


1) Henchmen are invariably poor shots.

2) If you are held prisoner in some sort of industrial place or warehouse like place - don't worry, you will always be able to escape through the ventilations ducts.

3) No matter how tight your security, the enemy will always be able to plant one of their operatives within your organisation.

4) Any sort of lock can be picked with a paperclip or a hairclip.

5) You can steal a car by bashing away the underside of the steering column, pulling away any two wires and rubbing the ends together.

6) In a western, you can always catch up with the bad guys by heading them off at the pass. Bad guys are notoriously ignorant of local geography.

7) If a hero gets shot, the wound is invariably in the upper left arm and seems to be painless.

8 ) All animals understand spoken English.

9) Before polishing off the hero - the villain always explains his evil plan in great detail - always explaining how it can be foiled.

10) The authorities will never believe you when you warn them of an oncoming threat - people have to start dying first.


Please post what you have learned from the movies!

that you can choose "poorly or wisely" (indiana jones III)

You can turn into a bear if you kill one (Brother Bear)

You can bedazzle footballs (The Game Plan)

YOU WILL ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, BUT NOT AFTER YOU MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF.

IF YOU WAVE A STICK IN THE AIR AND SPEAK GIBBERISH( I CAN) SPARKS WILL FLY OUT THE END.(HP)

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!(THE WIZARD OF OZ)

CRABS KNOW KARATE!! ( NEMO)

YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH A BLACK HOLE AFTERWARDS.(MINUTEMEN)

If you trade your voice to a sea-witch for legs so you can impress the guy you have a crush on, it'll turn out all right. -The Little Mermaid

if your hero gets shot, he wont die

If a guy meets a girl and neither of them are completely evil, they will invariably fall in love with each other.

rats are invaribly ahhmazing cooks. always.

The main character's love interest is always pretty and pure.

The villain's love interest is always only pretty after she's done applying a pound of makeup and has drank her fifth cup of coffee, and when shopping, she always gravitates toward the stainless-steel bustiers and leather pants.

the guys usually always gets the girl.

& vice versa

dont ever go throught a veil!

RUN FOREST RUN!!! Running helps us think and get away!

People can survive in the middle of a tornado, despite the semi-truck sized debris flying around them.

Apperently even if it is cold enough to freeze tons of gallons of salt water it is safe to go outside.

Everyone can always have a happy ending no matter what.

That people taste pretty good as meat pies.

SWEENY TODD!!!! HAHA. Oh and never kill a demon barbers wife, he will throw you into the fire.

Aquatic creatures can all speak the same language.

Running will solve your problems.

never pop a cork at an urn

Everything you do could be on tv.

Don't be like Neo, don't take a pill from ANYONE named Morphius who lives in the internet...

Humans raised by animals can speak the same language, but can also learn english very quickly.

If you infiltrate the all-boy army as a girl, you can be the greatest hero ever!

Dont fight with your mother in a chinese place, you might find yourself with extra stuff when you wake in the morning

If you ruin everything that should've happened you can still get what you want.

That most things just work out.

Time travel is possible!

Sometimes when creepy old people say that you'll be cursed forever, it doesn't happen

Cars can talk, roll eyes, and smart off

Dogs play beach volley ball too.

Men who twirl their mustaches are never any good for mental health

That if you get corneal (sp?) implants, then you will start seeing ghosts.

its ok to lie about who you are, no one cares when you sing a song that Shane gray liked.

That if you chew a peice of gum you can blow up into a blueberry.

never trust a fairy

When you do something wrong, little migit people will come out and sing.

(i'm watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

If you you touch a squireal nuts...they get mad...haha

lol

That if a dog bites you it will mix with your dna and you wil turn into a dog too.

never go into a wax museum.