What we can learn from the movies!

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You might have seen this sort of thread on other boards - it's still pretty funny as people still manage to think of things to add to it.

Careful observation of teh movies can teach us valuable life lessons. For example:


1) Henchmen are invariably poor shots.

2) If you are held prisoner in some sort of industrial place or warehouse like place - don't worry, you will always be able to escape through the ventilations ducts.

3) No matter how tight your security, the enemy will always be able to plant one of their operatives within your organisation.

4) Any sort of lock can be picked with a paperclip or a hairclip.

5) You can steal a car by bashing away the underside of the steering column, pulling away any two wires and rubbing the ends together.

6) In a western, you can always catch up with the bad guys by heading them off at the pass. Bad guys are notoriously ignorant of local geography.

7) If a hero gets shot, the wound is invariably in the upper left arm and seems to be painless.

8 ) All animals understand spoken English.

9) Before polishing off the hero - the villain always explains his evil plan in great detail - always explaining how it can be foiled.

10) The authorities will never believe you when you warn them of an oncoming threat - people have to start dying first.


Please post what you have learned from the movies!

If you read a fortune cookie then you will switch bodies with your mom

guys with harelys cant sing

Never eat an apple that and ugly hag gave you.

little men do exist!

never let a walking and breathing doll into your house

Fish are always right and some cats cant drink milk.

Houses fall from the sky

If you see someone with a bat mask on, don't approach him, he might have rabies.

Even the best of us fall [The Dark Knight]

Even superheroes can be bums [Hancock]

Never trust a barber with crazy hair xD [Sweeney Todd]

...never trust a man with make-up altogether! [PotC/Jack Sparrow, The Dark Knight/Joker..]

Fairies do exist. And I do believe in them.

Never stand in the way of Chucky when he's got a knife!

lol

LuucyXX

guys who belong in straight-jackets are <3 (Dark Night/Joker)

Crazy Barbers that sing and kill people are hot <3 (Sweeney Todd)

Simply, don't open portals of a different universe into our world (The Mist)

Mummies are PAINS (All the Mummy movies)

Never trust a guy who looks like a guy without a plan :D [The Dark Knight/Joker]

Don't believe in ghost stories [The Skeleton Key]

Make sure you connect ALL phones in the new house - even the one in the panic room! [Panic Room]

Pack everything you might need in a bag, and SLEEP WITH IT, so that you don't have to panic later if you get a medical seizure [Panic Room]

Rome wasn't built in a day (Seed of Chucky)

The things you're mum says sometimes aren't true (Bride of Chucky)

Love even hurts dolls (Bride of Chucky)

DON'T GO TO SLEEP WITH A GOOD GUY DOLL IN THE HOUSE! (Child's play 1 AND 2)

don't even try to cure cancer (I am Legend)

It is possible to put one guys head up another guys &^% (Hancock)

Girls make bad pirate lords (PotC 3)

Johnny Depp looks hot even in purple (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Don't ever give Blue/Ab a beer (Hellboy II)

Eventually, if you are a bad person, a monkey will come out your butt (Bruce Almighty)

If Chucky hates you....run away (All child's play series)

There are loads of hot boys in England (Anges, Thongs and Perfect Snogging)

Don't do 'it' in a chair (Juno)

LucyXX

Never make discoveries on tombs that are cursed (the mummy)

Brendan Fraser (sp?) cannot die (the mummy)

If the Joker wants a phone-call....for the love a Moses JUST GIVE HIM THE BLOODY PHONE-CALL! (The dark Knight)

Never trust a guy who threatens you with a potato pealer and wears too much make up...and a purple suit (The Dark Knight)

The Joker likes this truck....he likes it! (The dark Knight)

Guys who where scary make up are freakishly F-I-N-E *tackles Joker* (Dark Night)

Don't believe everything you hear (Dark Night)

Ether die as a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain (Dark Night)

Knives are a cooler serial killer weapon (Dark Night)

(I STRONGLY agree with you on the first one Rose)

The Joker lies alot about how he got his scars....I mean....both stories cannot be true. (The Dark Knight)



((OMG Rose...in both The Dark Knight and all the Child's Play series....I root for the villans to win....because they are sooooo cool, hot and/or cute.))

(Ugh, yes. The Joker is like, my favorite classical villain of all time. Even before Heath Ledger played him *drools*)

Don't eat meat pies in London (Sweeney Todd)

(The Joker is cool....but ESPECIALLY with Heath Ledger playing him))

When you break crowns up and share them with people, they feel all important (Mean Girls)

Spider Pig RULES! (Simsons movie)

(yes, yes, yes =D)

Snape is hot when he is a student at Hogwarts (Order of the Phoenix)

(Again...I agree lol)

He is Chucky....the killer doll...and he digs it (Seed of Chucky)

If you shove twine up someone's nose, you can make it come out there eye (Seed of Chucky)

Dolls have feelings too...even killer ones (All child's play series)

LucyXX

Never trust a teacher in pink (HP5)

Sometimes, dolls will kill for fun (All child's play series)

If you go outside your cabin at camp, you will catch the fever (Cabin Fever)

Chucky is a legend! (All child's play series)

Chucky is married, so back off and don't hit on Tiffany (Bride and seed of Chucky)

When there is a fight or something it is always raining or snowing but u can never actually see them clearly.

Down loose hope. Save your breathe.

It does no good to call "Freeze!" to a bad guy - the bad guy won't 'freeze' xD

Never go on a ship named after some god or the like - especially if it's "unsinkable" - because it's not.

We can't all have Batmobiles.

That life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what your gonna get out of it...

No matter how cute or hot a guy is and you fall in love with them, it will always work out. And then it will happen again in the next episode with a different guy.

you wont ever die (no matter how many bullets are shot at you) but you can kill everyone.

All really tall criminals have the best morals.