Picture Captions - CLOSED

This challenge is worth the following housepoints:

1st place: 40
2nd place: 25
3rd place: 15

Write a caption for each of the following pictures. It can be funny or serious it is your choice, but make it unique!


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1. Vampires Verses Gryffindor.
2. Use the force, Dobby
3. Unusual Liasons
4. The power is too much!
5. Harry Potter: Muscle Mania
6. Basesnitch: the new improved sport

1. Gothic Potter (thats a freaky one!!)

2. Dobby Kenobe

3. Picture imperfect

4. Spaced out

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6. The Chicago Snitches

Harry Potter and the invasion of the gothic lookalikes


May the force of the houseelf be with you


Fluffy the geneically mulfuntioned golden retriever


Harry Potter and his shizzles!


Harry Potters summer sport!

[they werent that good but hey i tried lol]

1. Hermione: "Harry, I still don't understand how going undercover to a Rock Concert is helping us find the Horuxes

2. Isn't Dobby sweet? He decided to get Ginny's tooth brush back from Darth Vader

((Tooth brush thing is a inside joke from a rp))

3. "Hurry!! If we shoot enough pretty colors it might go away!"

4. Dumbledor, the new Jesus


5. Me: "If milk does that, give me some for my man!"


6. This is what happens when Muggles find out about Magic.

I couldn't think of anything! .. And watch later I'm gonna come with some good ones, always happens!

1. The trio dressed up to look like that so nobody would notice them hanging in the corner of an alley way (kids these days!)
2. Yoda was knocked on the head by a light sabre so thought he was Dobby and used the force on Dobby to make him think he was Yoda
3. Many years later, after Voldie had been defeated and Harry Potter had realeased his biography, many kids wanted to be him so bad that they just had to replay the seen with Fluffy
4. Dumledore's not really dead, he's just off some where getting drunk and playing with his treasure chests
5. ...The vacation gone wrong
6. Dean finally wanted the muggles to play Quidditch, but they all got a wedgie when riding their mops

1. The trio hoped their new look would scare away the Chav's.

2. "Damn you Yoda! There is only room for one annoying puppet in Hollywood!"

3. "Woof! I thought growing two more heads would make me more popular than the Andrex puppy!"

4. Dumbledore was upset that his new de-wrinkle cream wasn't working.

5. Hermione: "If we keep smiling, maybe nobody will notice I got dressed in the dark this morning..."

6. Wicked Witch of the West: "OY! Give me back my broomstick!"

OK, I tried...the last one was a bit bad....

1. The trio must've been looking into the mirror of Erised this morning to do their make up.
2.Dobby....................................................SABER POWERRR! KICK VOLDEMORTS ARSE!
3.The three headed Golden Retrievers---Fluffy Wannabes.
The two little kids---Nerd wannabes, especially those UGLY ties, I wonder what house that is? It must be 'Sausage House!'
4.Oh no...DUMBLEDORE IS ON CRACK!....................SKILLS!
5.The Instant Gangster Trio. Just add water. And Ron, have you been working out? Nice muscles.
6. CHICAGO MAN CAUGHT THE SNITCH! 150 POINTS TO CHICAGO! And a new broom...with a smaller GOLDEN Snitch, not yellow. With better wings.


(Not really captions...but I had fun xD)

Candy.

1. Harry,Ron and Hermione: The new Marilyn Manson groupies

2. HHHmmmm....the Chosen One you must be, when Lord Voldy you have defeated.

3. Woof. Do I have a betterchance at winning crufts now.

4. Dumbledore is Jesus in disguise.

5. Hermione hoped all the bling would distract Ron and Harry from the fact that she had a sex change

6. Quidditch was introduced into the Muggle world. Now a new sport has been invented: Baseditch.

1. all hale the gothic leaders.

2.i've got the power.

3.mabey if we hex it with colors it will go away.

4. I like ear wax

5.we are the hulks kids.

6. this is why muggles should never try this.

I must warn you, I have little experience in such matters.

1. Ron : Are you sure we blend in with the muggle crowd, Hermione?!

2. Dobby : Dobby has said many many times before, no matter who you are "You will not hurt Harry Potter!" This is the set for the Harry Potter movie, right?

3. Girl *representing Hermione* : NO! Ron! That's not how you do the shrinking spell!
Boy *representing Ron* : Hermione! I know what I'm doing! I think...
Director *invisible* : Aaaannnddddd CUT! Perfect! Just perfect!

4. Dumbledore : Alas, minute-metamorphosism. Now I know exactly why I don't like Bertie Botts Every Flavour Magic Beans.

5. Harry : *through forced smile* Ron, remind me why I said I'd go through with this?
Hermione : *uncomfortably* Because we wanted to celebrate his finally having asked me out...
Ron : *admiring the feel of his muscles* I bet I look HOT. Actually, I know I do! Like the pose? I've been practicing since I was two...

6. Man : OUCH! At least...*gasp*...we...*groan*...won...Ugh! *falls off broom*

Yep, very very lame...

This was a really difficult decision - they were all very funny! I had no part in the final desisions. Two impartial people not on this board marked each caption out of ten to find the winners - and here they are:

1st place with 40 housepoints, Zubz2004 – hufflepuff

2nd place with 25 housepoints, Herbaceoustraitorous – ravenclaw

3rd place with 15 housepoints each (a tie) - duck the duck and Ashes bo bashes

Well done everyone!!!