[Always Open]: Picture Captions II

Write a caption for each of the following pictures. It can be funny or serious it is your choice, but make it unique!

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POINTS:
100 (10 per caption)

1. "I see dead people..."

2. "IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING-- what, no? Oh. Okay... FINE!"

3. (I'm not sure, but in this scene I made them Harry-Hermione-Bellatrix :D)
Hermione: ... this is not working, my hair keeps coming in my face! *tear*
Harry: Just deal with it, witch!
Bellatrix: IMMA GONNA KILL YA!
Hermione: BUT I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Bellatrix: IMMA GONNA KILL YA!
Hermione: *tear*
Director: ... CUT!
Harry: *le sigh*
Director: ... take 44... and ACTION!
Bellatrix: IMMA GONNA KILL YA!

4. "I'm sexy, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not! With a dead animal on my shoulders, I can't get any hotter!"

5. It was the night before Christmas, when Harry Potter got traumatized by the sight of Snape snogging a shampoo bottle.

6. While the others went for retro, Harry always wanted to be a Blues Brother.

7. A second later, the camera lens would be covered with Snape's yellow-ish green snot.

8. It's a wand, Harry, not a lightsaber.

9. Harry: Do I look fat in this picture?
Hermione: ... no.
Ron: ... yes.

10. Harry: DANGER DANGER, GIRL COOTIES!!!!!!

1. Dumbledore’s man through and through.

2.Witches and Water don’t mix. Or do they?

3. Bellatrix: “Now if you part your hair this way, you’ll look much younger.”

4. So I put my wand up
And hold on tight,
Death Eaters are coming our way,
Shakin’ their fists like yeah
Flashin’ their Mark like yeah,
And I got my Nagini up,
You’re all going to die
But I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, rockin’ in the HGH (Hogwarts Great Hall)
Yeah, rockin’ in the HGH (Hogwarts Great Hall)

*In case you didn’t notice, this is a song dedicated to Voldemort if he won xD

5. Eternal fame and glory wrapped in a tiny package. (wait…that doesn’t sound right lol)

6. Scooters…aren’t for everyone.

7. Posing for oil paintings can take a toil on anyone…

8. Harry: If the room’s already bright, why is my wand lit?”
Director: Because it looks cooler that way.”
Harry: “Oh.”

9. The discovery of fanfiction, Dramiones, and Mary Sues, oh my!

10. Harry: “So I guess you had the French onion soup for supper right Ginny?”

1. Dumbledore: "Get decent glasses, Harry - these ones make me look old!"

2. "It's fine, Mr. Umbrella-carrying-man, I'm wet anyway!"

3. Harry: "This might seem like slightly the wrong moment but .... urgh, bad hairdo!"

4. "We will now be interrupting this concert for an announcement to the public .... to Mr. Bald Guy in the back row: No, I did not steal your hair for my coat!"

5. Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived - because *seriously*, how could even Voldemort imagine he could rob the world of that cute smile?

6. Silly Ad Stunts: because even wizards can't produce food out of thin air, according to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration.

7. "50 points off Gryffindor, Potter. .... for walking into that crazy woman's head one day, on her train journey ... I would have been fine with staying anonymous, but NOOO, you had to go and spill the beans and make her write all about our world. You fool."

8. "I am not quite sure what's going on in here but please, put your pens down. No more fanfiction, and no one will get hurt!"

9. Harry obviously thinks showing his diary to his friends is a good way to prove his sanity. - His friends seem to think otherwise.

10. ..... and *this* is when it all started getting complicated. -.-"

1) I See You Potter(;
2) Bloody Hell I Just Styled My Hair Too!
3) Thats What You Get For Talking About My Momma!
4) Rock That Lump Of Hair?
5) Little Harry I Think Its Past Your Bed Time(:
6) Awe Jenny I Wanted The Orange!
7) Stupid Stick His Nose In Everything Snape
8) I Swear Theres Something Under My Bed! :0
9) Ron"Yes Thats Really What Your Hair Looks Like From The Back" Harry"Here Let Me Show You A Picture Of It"
10) Need A Moment Think It Over With Twix-Harry"God Damn I Not Only Could Use A Twix But A Breath Mint Would Be Nice!"

1. Harry's Invisibility Cloak is growing in power, it's made the picture disappear!

2. Stop Right Now - Rupert channels his inner Ginger Spice!

3. Bella - The incantation is thus: "Birds Nesto!" Trust me, you'll never look back. I haven't.
Harry - I am going to be sick all over your hairdo.
Bella - Oh good, it'll set better that way. Try to aim for the back of the head.

4. Zombie band new shock sensation, to play at Hogwarts for Yule Ball. Their new album: We Want Your Children's Brains.

5. There was a reason why he was locked under the stairs.

6. Regular-sized scooters are so last year. ‘All the cool kids are riding these babies!’ says Daniel Radcliffe.

7. I know it was you who shrunk all my pants. Just wait until I can prove it. *fixes wedgie*

8. Harry stumbles upon Dumbledore's stash of PlayWitch.

9. Harry - *Angst*
Hermione - *Exasperation*
Ron - *Indigestion* Bloody Hell, what the blazes am I eating!?

10. Harry struggles with his metrosexuality as he reaslises Ginny's hair clashes with her outfit, and that she doesn't exfoliate.

1. "Harry?", Dumbledore asked; "I hope you've remembered your waterproof socks."

2. "What was that bloody spell for repelling water again? Ah, who cares, I'm sexy even when wet!"

3. Harry, looking at man, "Dude? Your girlfriend is a tad on the i've just escaped from a mental hospital side. Good luck with that, mate!"

4. Guy with the mic - "Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuummmmmbbbbble!!!!!! I mean... Let's Hokey Pokey!"

5. "Geez, Cedric, I've told you twice. Real vampires do NOT sparkle in the sunlight."

6. Ginny to Hermione - "Who would have guessed we'd get famous for enchanting scooters to fly so we wouldn't have to fly on brooms while playing Quidditch. I think all the popularity has gone to Harry's head though. I caught him smiling at himself in the mirror 6 times last night and he's constantly got those glasses on, says he doesn't want to go blind by the camera flashes from the paparazzi taking photos of him.... Can I move in with you and Ron?"

7. "What do you mean I put my cloak on backwards? No wonder I'm so darn cranky all the time! I thought it was supposed to choke me like that!"

8. "Shut up Ron! I am not too old to need a night light to go to the loo!"

9. Hermione - "Harry, I can't believe you stole Malfoy's diary..... WHAT!?!?! It says he's madly in love with me and wants me to have his babies? Eww, eww.... burn it! That punch in the face he got last year will be child's play compared to what he's gonna get now!"

10. Ginny - "Would you just hurry up and get it over with already!?! I've got a hair appointment at 2!"

1) Harry: What do we do now, professor? Dumbledore: Just stand here and look magestic, Harry.

2) I'm siiingin' in the raiiin...

3) Bellatrix: Now then... maybe this will make you think twice about requesting a threesome again.

4) I'm bringing sexy back... All them mountain trolls know how I act...

5) It's a giant mushroom...

6) Ron: Tap this, ladies!
Ginny: *Forcing a smile* Shut up Ron...

7) We are not amused.

8) Woah... Cedric... I didn't know you were a pansy angst-ridden sparkly gay guy with fangs...

9) Harry: It's called lovecraft, Hermione. It makes you shiver in bed for hours like you're high while you imagine blood dripping from the ceiling and the scurrying of rats in the walls.

10) Harry *thinking*: Do... not... laugh and ruin the moment... please do not...
Ginny *thinking*: Time for moment-ruining... *Evil Smile*

1) Harry: What is that smell! Is that fish or…
Dumbledore: Oops, pardon me…

2) Really guys, enough with the water guns, for the last time this is not a wet tee-shirt contest and I am not removing my shirt!

3) Hermione: Wait, I think there’s something on my face…
Harry: That is the biggest bug I have ever seen!
Bellatrix: Don’t worry, I’ve got it. Just hold still for one….patrificus totalas!

4) Lead Singer: Don’t you want some Muggle to love, Don’t you need some Muggle to love…
Guy on right: Dude, I think someone put a hair growth spell on your mike stand. Just sayin.

5) Harry inner monologue: This is the cheesiest school photo ever! At least no one will ever see it, cause there is no way Uncle Dursley will pay for these photos.

6) Daniel: Dudes, we look awesome! Look at these sunglasses!
Rupert: Hey, I think that cute production assistant is checking me out. How’s my hair.
Bonnie and Emma: You guys are idiots.

7) Eeeeeeewwwwww I hate pumpkin juice!!!!

8) Oooohhh here comes Malfoy. What spell should I use this time. Maybe I could use the…wait
he seems to have spotted me. Dang it! Was my wand lit up again!?

9) Harry: Hermione, no one cares about the news. Here, read this to us instead. It’s about knights
and battles and…
Ron: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hermione: *sigh* men

10) Ginny: I can’t believe this is happening….Harry?
Harry: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

1. Harry: "They're following us"
Dumbledore: "What!?"

2. Bloody hell! I'm a cool man!

3. Bellatrix: "You jerk! That's for not being a good hairdresser ever since!"
Hermione: "Harry! Do something!"
Harry: "Oh! Sorry, I can't do anything since you're the one who made the worst hair I've ever had."

4. Vocalist (Sorry I dunno who he is) : "Oooh yeah! I'm so great!"
Guitarist (with a black lipstick ) "Hey! Is it just me or it really smells like poo in here? O.o"

5. "Whoa! I've never seen a girl like that before!"

6. Daniel: "Wow! It's awesome to be blind"
Rupert: "Well, not for me! Look at those hot girls!"
Daniel: "How can I ever see them since I am blind"
Emma: "Why don't you just shut up your mouth and look at the camera, look at Bonnie, she's smiling since the past 30 mins. started"

7. Hmm.. I smell something fishy.

8. Harry: "Uh oh! What's that? Dementors?"

9. Harry: "Hermione, I'm positive"
Hermione: "Positive for what?"
Harry: "I'm pregnant"
Ron: "Oooh man, that's not cool at all"

10. Harry: "Ginny?"
Ginny: "Yes? Just close your eyes"
Harry: "No! It hurts."
Ginny: "What?"
Harry: "You're stepping on my foot".
Ginny: "Oh, sorry"

1. Dumbledore,"Harry listen this is important. You must do exactly what i say." Camera's start to flash. Harry covers his eyes slightly and then looks toward's Dumbledore who says,"STRIKE A POSE!"

2. "HI! Why the bloody hell is it raining?" I think i will just smile brightly as i walk into the theatre

3. Bellatrix,"Oh God! what have they done to my hair?"
Ron and Harry glare toward's her
Bellatrix,"You two did this! You will pay a million zillion galleons for this."

4. Singer,"Woah! I think i just saw a huge dragon made of fire."

5. Look at me i am so adorable. Just ignore my attitude and the fact that i steal dumbledore's phoenix for joy ride's sometimes.

6. Ron,"Ginny...i think we are adopted."
Ginny,"Why is that Ron?"
Ron," because your hair looks like that creepy sparkly chick from Twi***** Shun the sparkle believer!"

7. I knew i should not have gone through with that plastic surgery. I should have know it would turn out bad since Voldemort had used the same doctor.

8. Um...i do not know what i see but, i will slowly walk away.

9. Harry,"Hermione look at this issue of cosmo."
Hermione,"What are you doing with cosmo?"
Harry,"I want to learn how to be pretty and cover up this scar."
Ron," I am just going to sit here awkwardly and stare at the ground."

10. Ginny,"Pretend you are a bird. Pretend you are flying over an ocean....."
Harry,"I rather pretend im spending time with Hugh Hefner."

1st Place - 250: Caroru
2nd Place - 200: ispakrle
3rd Place - 150: Samantha Granger
4th Place - 100: HermioneJGranger
All others taking part - 75
Elana
jennifer williams
SilverLady
Leona
sptehy
FaerieOfDoom
Axel
Hermione.Granger
Gloria Malfoy

1. "Professor Dumbledore, they are coming..."

2. "You just try taking one of them, I dare you."

3. "You have a fly on your forehead let me take care of it."

4. "Let me, beeeeeeeeewitch you, let meeeeeeeeee bewitch you!"

5. "Yes, I'm Harry Potter."

6. Hermione: "Is there a point in this?"
Harry: "Yes, bikes are awesome!"
ROn: "Bikes?"
Ginny: "Just smile, Ron, must be a Muggle thing."

7. "What's this smell? Someone washed my hair?"

8. "I'll taze you with my wand".

9. Harry: "Hermione, take a look at this?"
Hermione: "Ha-harry that's my diary. Give it back."
Harry: "Here, can't say I approve your actions but I won't tell"

10. Ginny: Why did ate those garlic breads...
Harry: Why does she smell like Quirrel's turban...

SLYTHERIN
Raistlin The Wizard - 100 HP