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Thought that would work, but still I've asked. I'm stupid. XD

Anyway, I might have it maybe, tomorrow or the next day.
I made one that's a series actually, so it might go on and on up to the next issues. Hehe.

Lol your not srupid, its a genuine question.

As long as its in your office by 24th April, then we're good. And i can't wait to see it, it sounds brilliant.

Any news on the Advertising/ Internet Awareness Campaign i set you guys? I hate not knowing whats happening, i feel like i should follow everyone around holding their hands

Thanks. For saying I'm not stupid. lol

Internet Awareness, that's the 100 word thing, right? I might contribute making one after I get home. Wehehe.

Etta wrote:

*pouts* i wish i could dye my hair but its still too brittle to do anything with it *looks longily at Hair dryer and Straightners.* i hate having curly hair, why can't it just be naturally sleek and straight? And OMG the colour! Its driving me nuts, its like light brown for 7 inches, then its dark brown for 3 inches then i have about an inch worth of blonde root coming through! Blast thy family genes!!!!

haha...you should have seen me a few years ago...

I had Red roots, under that brown, then black, then blonde, then orange, then purple, then brown again, and finally black.

And it was like a circle of those colors around my head XD But I loved it.

Whoa. That's a lot of colors. xD

Have got nothing done newspaper-wise but have a lot of ideas. April's a busy month, what with Passover and all...maybe I'll get something done at the last minute.

I think i'll just .... I'm going to go ....

*shoots self in the foot*

Okay, Internet Awareness is really important after whats happened recently, i desperately need those graphics for this edition, i'll do the 100 words for it, just please, send me graphics!!!!

I have no reviews ... have i? Wait i have Music ... Where's June? She's my Reviews Editor .... need reviews ... don't make me write any reviews, i'm pants, i give away the whole story, start middle and end, no-one reads the books after talking to me ... could do a movie review on Hannah Montana cos i watched it 8 times in one day and can now do the hoedown throwdown.

Excuse whilst i go open pressies and insult my mum who has just arrived ... with no chocolate ... dang it!

*cries*

Why is the week of Deadline so stressful? I have no clue whats happening with the graphics, i've no clue what to do in regard to the Hoscars, i'[ve lost my Sports Editor into a Black Hole, my reviws Editor has fallen down a bottomless pit and my compy Editor is not feeding me grapes while 5 hunks fan my hot skin!

*stamps feet*

why do i do it? why oh why?

*takes a deep breathe and counts to ten*

I'm going back to bed.

I'm willing to do whatever you need me to as well. I have all my editorials pretty well set; they just need to be put where they belong. Let me know what you need, and I'll be happy to help.

Okay, i'm ill, i have about as much strengh now as i did in January, so you can imagine how ill i be. Stephy i need you to chase everyone, i've got tonnes of stuff to do and not much time, so pretty please, hunt everyone down for me. I need an update on Graphics, an Update from Editors, and some paracetamol.

Pamela, can you write something about the Quidditch for me please? I've no idea where Gemma is but i can't have the Sports Section just filled with F1 articles.

Um, that's all i can think of. My brain hurts, my teeth hurt and my whole body just aches. This is not supposed to happen, i'm too busy to deal with being ill, or stupid nurses who stab you when your back is turned.

Will do, Boss. I'm sorry you're hurting. Take it easy, and try not to stress too much. This site is supposed to be about fun first and foremost.

I know, i know. I'm in bed with the Keyboard on my knees, the computer desk pulled up to my side of the bed not quite resting but heck i'm online until my boyfriend realises what i'm doing.

I wonder where Gemma_Cullen_Malfoy is. She seems to have gone M.I.A. from quidditch as well.

Thanks Stephy I'm feeling a bit better today, i felt great last night after resting for most of the day but then i sorta fell asleep mid sentance on Twitter.

I sent Gemma a message on Twitter and haven't heard anything back, i think she might just be busy with exams and whatnot.

What?! People have other responsibilities than H.E.? The shame. What is this world coming to? I'm mocking myself by the way.

I'm hungry. And dying. And hungry.

I'm hungry to but my teeth hurt, i've started grinding them/clenching my jaw during my sleep and my god its so sore! But i really need to eat otherwise i'll get wrong, apparently thats why i've been so ill, i'm not eating enough so my energy levels are zilch and the stupid doctor threatened to send me back to hospital, to stay, with no puter, with no HE, with no Twitter or Facebook .... I think he'll be sending me to the Morgue!

I've been trying to eat small meals and more slowly. Both are supposed to help with my heartburn. So far it's not really doing the trick. I finally broke down and took something; I hate taking medication to begin with, but I hate it even more now that I'm pregnant. It didn't work, anyway. So not fair. It's terminal heartburn, too, I think.

Anyway, now that I'm done being dramatic, on to more important stuffs. I hope you don't go back to the hospital. No internet is bad. The hospital I'll be going to for Thomas's birth has free wireless, but I don't have a laptop. I've still not figured out how I'm going to get by without internet after he's born. Not that I'll have time.

If i was being sent into hospital i'd borrow my aunts Laptop or my cousin's. But the doctor said NO INTERNET! he is the one putting the ban on me! i mean come on! Thats a bit harsh! I'm getting better, just because i had to have another biopsy doesn't mean i'm not still fighting to regain my health!

[colorlightblue]Etta if I have to I'll come to your hosue and force feed you XD

And Etta I too grind my teeth when i sleep at night and the dentist dude always says about it and my dad does it too.... but soon he'll be having all of his teeth pulled out so he won't be able to grind his teeth no more. He'll be grinding his gums. That sounds hurtful XD

And Etta you can get one of those tiny laptops and sneak it in and when a nurse comes just pull thed blanket up over it and they'll never know XD[/color]

It's storming here. I think it's going to eat me. Will someone come hold me?

*holds Pamela*

I lobe storms, sometimes.

Great idea Stephy, but i promise, i'm not going into hospital, not if i can help it, i'll just keep going on the way i am and pray for a small change to keep the Doctor happy i blame the stress of running the pensieve

I do too, except when I am alone and it's nighttime. Then they're scary. Thanks for the holdie, though. I feel much better.

Lol, your welcome, i just rang repairs to report my kitchen sink being blocked and the woman said the earliest someone could come out is MONDAY! What the heck am i supposed to do without my sink until monday?

When I was sixteen, we had to wash our dishes in the shower for a while. That was interesting. There was no bathtub, so we got a big basin and washed them one at a time.

Thats what the woman on the phone said "Use the bath" i said "i'll use your fecking mouth!"

I'm sending the man out today to find a plunger, i'll fix it myself, well, he will cos i had my nails done yesterday as a treat and i can barely turn the channel on the remote control so doing DIY is out of my range of abilities today.

Use your index finger knuckle to change the channels on the remote.

Yay for me! I finished the second section in my book about mass. The last section is about the same length as the other two combined. I really should try to get it finished by the end of next week as I will be moving from this shift and won't have as much chance to study. That's a shame, really, because I use the internet to look up things that I don't understand or know about in the book.

I did that!!!! Lol it worked!

Typing is being slow though, i'm doing one fingered typing trying to get my nail to go in the gap between the keys, yet i'm also trying to use the ail to hit the key which hurts a lil bit.

But its worth it, i have uber pretty nails!!!!

If you soak them in cold water, it does help them dry faster. I don't do that personally.

Lol, i always get the cold water mixed up with warm water xD

I am le expert at hair tips, after going through what i have been through and knowing that i could have lost my hair, to then find its brittle as anything, to then be able to, for the first time since i began treatment, straighten my hair!

That's right ladies i straightens my hair last night and omg its soooooooooooo good to have long straight hair!!!!!

Hair tips - rinse hair in cold water for added shine
Deep condition once every 2 week (depending on your hair)- leave conditioner on for ten minutes
and for extra shine and nourishment - wash your hair in beer.

Oh and crush Aspirin inot your shampoo, thats what Jennifer Aniston does.

And don't wash your hair too often.

Hmmm, maybe we should do a beauty page for next edition?

Etta

I feel bad

I didnt do a graphic....for the internet thing

I tried...and I couldnt find anything

nor could I find the write pictures or anything

I don't wash my hair more than I'm supposed to. I don't deep condition it, though. I condition it every time I wash it. I'm sure it could be prettier, but it's so thick and curly, I don't know if it's possible.

Its not alright Lesley, and you SHOULD feel bad and so should Sha and Sashi, Sha especally because she is incharge of Advertising! How many times do i have to say, TELL ME if something goes wrong or you struggle?

None of you did that, and i am really disappointed in the three of you.

I already have a ton of my own work to do, as well as triple checking everyone elses work, organising the initial set up of the new edition and transferring everything into place, i did not need more work!

Thankfully, Elana came to my rescue and did an amazing job with the graphics, better than i had expected because i didn't even give her a general idea, i just said it was for the internet awareness campaign ad she provided me with 6 wonderful graphics.

And Stephy is currently, fighting her way through the internet, having sat for lord only knows how long downloading a paint programme, looking for pictures so she can make the graphics for the top of each section.

Can you see how not saying anything leads to so much more work for others?

And i have chosen to say this in here because EVERYONE needs to know, what effect failing to do something they've committed to, has brought on others, mainly myself and Stephy.

Communication, it prevents wars.

Yay. Going to the doctor tomorrow to see why my left ribs hurt so much. Keep your fingers crossed that whatever it is doesn't keep me from working. I can't afford the time off.

*crosses fingers*

good luck!

Thanks. I don't like doctors, and I seldom go to see one. I'll put up with a lot before I go to the doctor, but this is a bit too much.

I'm the same, i only go to the Doctors when i'm forced to go, like at New Year, and then again last month and possibly again next week.

Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today.

^^^ thats what my great gran use to say

Its not that i don't like Doctors, but everytime i see one i always end up in hospital and having spent most of my 25 years of life in and out of the places i really don't want to go back, ever. I'll go next week for my appointment cos i'm getting my lastest results back and hopefully lots of good news, like, "we won't need to see you again, ever, you're going to be just fine, we removed everything before it could do any damage, blah blah blah." AND if they say something like "I'm afraid we need to admit you again" i'll tell them i'll not be admitted until Monday 11th May, so i can atleast watch F1 then if i must, i'll discharge myself in time for the next race and then go back afterwards .... I'm not spending 6 weeks in the place again with hardly no TV and a miniscule amount of internet time! I'd rather give up and die slowly.

Hmm, i'm getting tired, maybe i should go face my bed now after the spider incident.

EEK! i am burning up!

EDIT: My bad, i'm sitting next to the radiator which is on, and very hot. No wonder i'm burning up, i'm as hot as a fried chicken!

No broken ribs or anything. I was worried at first because they decided to do an x-ray. They won't give x-rays to pregnant women unless it's absolutely necessary. They had to check for broken ribs and pneumonia. Apparently, though, it's just a muscle thing. I probably am not getting enough water. I'll be rectifying that.

Well, i'm glad nothing is broken *huggles*

And i've turned the heating off timed lol so it doesn't creep back on when i'm least expecting it

I think i'll go shopping today, might even buy a new book, oh wait, i can't i still have Angels and Demons to read, pants, its so slow to get into!

Oh cookies!

*salutes*

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