Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers

Answer the previous weird question with a weird answer, then post a new weird question for the next person.

To begin:

Why is the sky blue?

Because they're trying to get a life. xD



Why did Amy changed her username from Duck the Duck to Amy?

Because pain sounds like paint and paint hurts if you get it in your eyes!

What else can a bee be?

bactiria same thing in my nose which is bad considering my cronic nosebleed problem




Why is Obama an idiot?

Because it soothes the human mind

Why do i love HE sooo much!

I dont know .... But good luck by the way!!!!! My bro is leaving on the 28th too! so where are you going?

Why am I excited about school starting tomorrow?

No Idea



Why do people get punished?

Because to put any other flavor in it would be ridiculous.

Why do people make fun of nerds (of the human variety)?

They want to make themselves look better.



Why is cannabalisim bad?

Because corpes of people we respect should be equally respected, even in death. Though when it is necessary for survival, it is acceptable.


In the event that I spontaneously combust, what happens to my homework?

I took it.




Can you tell if a green lemon is already ripe or not?

Yes actully you can tell by the firmness of.

How come in movies aliens never invade the country.

Because i blew up the other half of your bed the other day.

If a tree falls in the middle of a forrest and no one vampire werewolf or any other mythical or real creatures are around to hear it does it make a sound?

Because they dont have a repeling nargle necklace like Luna does so they go in your ears and attack your brain causing headaches.

Why is it the people get annoyed when you ask why?

whenever the unicorn that dictates the seasons chooses to sacrifice a toe to the winter god of misplaced body items.

why can people only listen to one song at a time?

Caus they are aliens in disgise who need to take of their disgise every once and a while


Why do i have oly half my shoes on my feet?

Cause its your T.V.


What is The sound of one hand clapping???

not all birds are smart as the ones that can fly




who the best wizard

Because physics deals with reality and some people can't grasp that.

Why is it i dred school starting back up?

Because school is a death trap of students to attempt to make people have an higher IQ, but Ravenclaws don't need that kind of training.

How it is possible that the person responsible for my best memories is also responsible for the worst?

Because you aren't over there.

Why must I have nothing to do?

Because they have nothing better to do.

Why do people dislike change?

It depends on what foods you're eating at certain stages in your life.

Why am I weird?

Cause you'r you


Why are muslims so violent?!

Because it wants attention.

Why are Fridays so awesome?

Because even I don't know it.

Why do I have random scratches and cuts on my hands?

Because the King of All Dinosaurs wrote it down that there "shall never be a dragon on the land" even after he dies.

Where did all the cowboys go?

They're hiding.

Whst should I do today?