Weird and Wonderful Questions

I know what you mean elfie! such as...

What color do smurfs turn when they cant breath? They're already blue..

Why does those open 24/7 and open holidays have locks? It never supposed to be closed...

Got others but gotta go commentate now so be back later with more!

Why is the sky blue but space black?

Why do cats land on their feet?

Do we have to try answering these questions?

Why is it that, when you tell someone it's physically impossible for them to lick their elbow, they actually try to do it?

Why would your aunt want to learn to suck eggs anyway?

Why did the flinstones had christmas if they lived in an b.c. era?

why do people awake other people and then ask if they're asleep?

If god's everywhere why do people look up to talk to him?

Why do the moons of other planets have names and ours is just called moon?

When someone loses something, why do people always ask "where did you lose it"?



etc... I have much more I found a site with lots of questions like that... lol

stay cool

why when you say your parent is hurting you do they contradict you?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Roman, can a blind person feel blue?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

When people say "now then!" - do they mean now - or then?

Why was body piercing invented - it seems odd - "Oooooh what's this?" - "I think it's called an earlobe" - "Right, I'm gonna stick a needle through it".

Why do people scratch thir heads when they are perplexed - do problems cause scalp infestations?

In the movies - why do the bad guys always recruit henchmen who are unfailingly awful marksmen?

When you mix blue and green you get blue-green - so why, when you mix blue and yellow, do you get green and not blue-yellow?

why do doctors call what they do a practice?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Why do dentist peoples talk to you and ask you questions while they have your mouth filled with that stuff?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

how dose a picture capture a moment if you forget what picture it was? (really weird.)

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

*hehe* If a tree falls in a forest and no ones there to hear it dose it make a sound?

What's the point of that 'rocks falling' sign on the side of the highway? Wouldn't it be too late to do anything once you're driving past it and the rocks are falling?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fries and a diet Coke?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we say, 'they'll be green with envy' instead of jealous, or 'she looked slightly green' instead of sick? Have you ever seen anybody turn ANY shade of green??

lol, good point about the driveways

What is the meaning of life?

Why do you lose your lap when you stand up? But it comes back again when you sit down?

"When someone says "cat got your tongue" when you're really quiet. How can a cat get your tongue if your tongue is permanently stuck in your mouth?

Why would you use the saying "you're family member would roll over in their grave" when they are burried so deep in the ground. You can't roll over in your coffin.

how come donkeys,turkeys, and monkeys can't be used to unlock doors?? They have keys in their names.

I just heard an ad on the radio for the millionth time...are mattresses ever NOT on sale??

why is it not roll 'n' rock instead of rock 'n' roll?

Why do people say that it is too cold for snow?

why do cats land on their feet all the time?

Why does the bread always land butter side down?

If a cat eats a mouse, and chokes on the mouse, who killed who?

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make any noise?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,why are they still working?

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

why are there 'do not turn upside down, other side up' warnings on the bottom of boxes?

why are dogs a mans best friend and diamonds a girls?

Why do people scratch themselves when someone's talking about bugs? Or snakes? Or things like that?

How is it possible to talk up a storm?

How can you chop up a tree and yet chop it down?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I have a reallybad question! lmao so Ill refrain from saying it.. umm...



Why do they call a fork a fork and a spoon a spoon why not call a spoon a fork anf a fork a spoon?? lmao

Why are you told to look up stuff you can't spell?

If nobodys perfect and im nobody am i perfect?

Why is it when you tell one person everyone knows, but if you tell everyone one person knows?

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

What's another word for thesaurus?

What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?

How come you can never havee enough of anything?

When they say 'break a leg' do they really want you to??

Jesse-the "break a leg thing" is an old theater superstition. It was thought that if you said "Good Luck" it would "jinx" the luck of the play. So, they'd say "break a leg" not really wanting you to, but indirectly wishing you good luck.

I can't believe you didn't know that.
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Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Whys it called the internet? (I dunno if thats a weird and wonderful question but it seemd like it to me)

Why is a pencil called a pencil?

If you can only see yourself in a mirror becasue of the light reflecting off of you and the mirror, what will you see in the mirror if there is no light?

Why is the grass green?