Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

because then there'd have to be a top

what was teh best thing before sliced bread?

A loaf of bread

How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

To see if the answers are written in the clouds

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

because there magical.. the socks that is XD

What really came first the chicken or the egg?

It doesn't matter because McDonald's came next to cook the chickens for our chicken nuggets! XD (wow that's awful)

How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?

cause they need them to eat the locks XD

Why did tehy have Christmas in the Flintstones?

Because the Hallmark company needed money XD

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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because its abnormal (ours is square)

Why does Santa like coming down chimneys?

becasue technicaly then he's not breaking and entereing

Why does hellium make your voie go squeaky?

Because mice created it

How come Daleks never seem to stay dead/no longer in exsistance?

Because they chose to be that way

Why do you lose your lap every time you stand up?

Because it always falls off.

How come if you're over 7 believing in Santa is not acceptable?

Because he doesn't like kids over 7 and won't give them presents if they still are numb enough to believe in him!


Why can you never find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

Because someone always beats you too it.

Why do people say Bless you when you sneeze?

Why does it always have to get worse before it gets better?

If you tape a door shut is it no longer a door?

what is a door?

lol the answers seem to have gone missing and questions seem to have gone from weird to usual lol

I'll go from: Why does it always have to get worse before it gets better?


Because otherwise you wont feel the benifit to full effect!




What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Your heart will yell at you (I have no idea really lol)

If the past is the past the why should we remember?

So that we can remember to remember the future when the future becomes the past. ^^ (Okaaaay, one word; EH!?!? :D)

Why do you close the door and shut the television?

So the boogey man doesn't get in and so the spirits don't send messages through the telly

Why does the number 13 represents bad luck?

Because nobody likes to be 13.

Why do we forget things when we try to remember, and remember when we try to forget?

Because our minds suck..?

Why can you only feel your ears when they're cold and you can't feel them when they're normal or warm?

Because our body system doesn't recognize them when they're normal or warm lol

Why don't we get in through the windows instead getting in through the doors?

Because our ancestors were too lazy to climb through windows anymore.

Why do we need to know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em?

Cause you wanna keep you wallet full. :-)


Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

cuz ona driveway, ppl really actually drive on it as if it a street, but the parkway, ppl dont drive but rather stay put as if they r parking ecspecially when there is traffic.

why cant we tickle ourselves?

Because if we could we'd never stop.

Why can't we kiss our elbows?

Because elbows dont' kiss back.


Why did the Kamakazee pilots wear helmets?

Because they like the helmet hair look.

Why does the space between our wrists and our elbows match our shoe size?

Because everyone knows Giraffes like shoes.


After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

They don't ship it, it floats on its own.

If babies come from cabbage patches, isn't eating cabbage kind of gross?

Its called the circle of life...


Why are you never too old to learn something stupid?

Because old people can't learn something hard, they have fragile bones.


Why do we need to sleep?

So cat's don't eat your eyes.


Why do Vampire's never sleep?

Because they all live in the city that never sleeps- New York!


Why are vampires sexy?

Because everyone likes to be bitten.

Why do cats have 9 lives and we only have 1?

Because we're too lazy to go through life 8 more times.

Why is Oklahoma dirt so red?

becuase the person who made it likes red


Why do models have to be tall?

Because if they were short then the nylons would be too baggy on them.

Why are pancakes eaten with maple syrup?

Because the people that eat pancakes dont eat real pancakes.

Why does it Thunder when the sky is blue and the sun is shining?

because the sky didnt get mad quick enough to turn gray.


Why is it that glass is see through?

Because the glass maker forgot to add the non-see through secret ingredient thingy (idk lmao)

Why can't i find a design for my T-shirt for midnight release?

Because there is no midnight release


Why can't I figure out how to make a topic in this forum me and my friend have created.

because the topis has outsmarted you.

Why is it that i keep mixing things up when I talk about something?(today i asked for ketup when i wanted butter... lol)

Because your mouth fell of


Why can't I settle down

because you dont want to settle down

Why does it take forever for me to come up with a name for all of my pets

Because they are chairs


Why did the Harry Potter series have to end