Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers

First topic message reminder :

Answer the previous weird question with a weird answer, then post a new weird question for the next person.

To begin:

Why is the sky blue?

Because you have so much to do.

Why are there clothes on the line?

Because the dish ran away with the spoon.

Why are the crickets making so much noise?

Because they're trying to be quiet.

Why is it so windy?

because the world has broken orbit and is speeding to a vortex that will jump us fifty years in the future.

Why am I so itchy?

You're covered in ants.

Where can I buy some chocolate chips?

From aliens who are experts in chocolate chip making.

why are black cats bad luck but white cats aren't good luck.

Because swiss people have holes in there heart and wanted to express there feelings through cheese.

how come teachers love boring books but never assign a good book to analyse.

Because teachers believe in the opposite.

Why isn't dinner ready yet?

Because the pan elfs have come and taken all the food so now there is no dinner.

Why does school start tomorrow?

Because it can't start yesterday.

Why don't readings read themselves?

Because if they read themselves then no one would listen.

Why is the moon less bright than the sun?

To confuse the bees.

Why is my foot asleep?

Because if it was awake it would run away

Why cant i study?

because of the bees

Why isn't my assignment done?

Because the world might come to an end if you finish it

Why is there no one to RP with me?

Because they're too busy RPing with each other.

Why do birds sing?

*cries*

Because if the didnt the sun would die

Why is the sun not purple?

Because then it wouldn't be green.

Why is it getting dark?

Because the cows are dying

Why cant i be bothered to turn on my light?

Because it's made of cheese and would melt if you did.

Why isn't it 6:30 yet?

it has come and gone, you are just to weird to realize it.

You didn't ask a question...

SO I SHALL ANSWER YOU LACK OF A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION

Why does the wind blow?

Because trees sneeze.

Why do people sleep?

Because the people in their brain need to re-organize all their paperwork.

Why do the leaves change colors?

They get bored of their colour and decide to reinvent themselves.

Why is rain wet?

There scared of heights and pee their pant as they fall.

Why are feet always cold?

Because if they get too hot they explode.

Why am I sleepy?

Because your batteries are dying and you need to replace them.

Why am I crying?

Yeah I know my dog just bit me.

Because a llama just bit you.

Where is my breakfast?

Somewhere in between the moon and the edge of the universe, I can't be certain

Why is my Hogwarts letter 2 1/2 years late?

Because mine is seven years late.

Why don't I have more Dr Pepper in my can?

'Cause I took 'em.



Why sleep and I are enemies? xD

Because many years ago sleep tried to kill awakeness but you stopped him. Since then you have been arch enemies.

Because she was jealous you're on a Quidditch team

Why does my arm hurt?!

Because the screws aren't fixed

Why does it call "Runny Nose" since nose isn't running?

Because the mucus is wanting to run away from you because your ill.

Why is snow white?

Because something scared it really bad on the way down.



If good things come to those who wait, does that make procrastination a virtue?

Procrastinating is putting off something you don't want to do, and the way I read the "good things come to those who wait" saying, the good things are a surprise (I think). So, it cannot apply to the subject of procrastination, as when you procrastinate you usually know exactly whats coming, and that's why you procrastinated in the first place.
If we learn from our mistakes, why are we afraid of making them?