You Know You are Obsessed with Harry Potter/HE when...

First topic message reminder :

Hey there, it's your RDE(Resident Death Eater) with a new fun game for us all to play!
(I've seen different variations of the You know you on other sites about other topics)

The rules are you have to put something related to Harry Potter/and or the HE in this game. You come up with stuff like you tell everyone basically about how to spot HP obsessed people and how you can tell when someone has been too obsessed haha.


It's called 'You Know You Are Obsessed With HP When... (YKYAOWHP)-

Some examples--

YKYAOWHP when you wake up in the middle of the night rubbing your forehead thinking it is burning

YKYAOWHP when you shout 'Expecto patronum' at you own shadow

YKYAOWHP when you hear popping and think it's someone apparating.

YKYAOWHP when you call 'Gandalf' Dumbledore while watching Lord of the Rings

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you see purple Hippos in your dreams

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you first jump online and go straight to the HE site (I do this haha)

So hope you guys understand and have fun!!

YKYAOWHP/HE when..

You wait until your husband goes to bed so you can secretly win points for your house while he sleeps.

YKYAOWHP/HE when...

You read fanfic's like they're going out of style and point your backscratcher at the cd player thinking you can turn the volume up and are very distraught when it doesn't work

Your friends pull an HP/HE intervention on you and you take out your wand and start shouting Avada Kedavra!

You christen your own godfather Sirius and disown him when he tells you to stop calling him "Serious"

You pretend to blow your aunt up when she asks you to clean up your place at the dinner table

You concentrate so hard on turning into your animal form people wonder if you're eating enough fiber

You stay up wayyyyyyyyy too late on HE

Your mom and dad think that u need to be put in a mental home when u start talking about the latest Quidditch game.

You are stared at when u tell ppl that your RP character's memory was earased.

You burst out into to tears when someone says "Wisdom" because it reminds you of Dumbledore

You cry everytime some says something like "Serious"

When your mom asks you what homework you have and you say divination.

YKYAOWHP/HE when...

.. HE is the only decent way to spned your lunch break *blushes* XD
.. you do HE puzzles during your other breaks *again, blushes* XD

YKYAOWHPHE when.............

You get so excited about quidditch you start telling people the new term is about to start and Slytherin quidditch will rock the house this time!

You tell you Mom you can't talk to her on the phone because the convo in the main chat needs your full attention.

YKYAOWHP/HE when...

... you forget how late it is while chatting on HE
... you go to school and then hit yourself on the forehead, saying "Darn, I forgot my wand!"
... you replace swearwords by "Avada Kedavra" or "Crucio"

YKYAOWHP



When you call a large snake a Baslisk ( i actually did do that)

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When all you 5th graders wait for an owl to appear at your door

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When you call your gym class flying lessons

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When you try to see if your car flys

Quote :

You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when...

you see a black dog and think that it is Sirius. (Katie)

you keep waving sticks around in hopes that you find your wand.

your mom tries to throw out a piece of wood that you call your wand. (Senecca)

all the pictures and wallpapers on your computer are Harry Potter! (Jamie)

you are the only one who thinks that Harry Potter is hot in your class! (Camille L.R.)

whenever you see a beatle, you think it's Rita Skeeter. (Sara Black)

you start hissing whenever you see a snake, imagining that you are talking to it. (Sherlock Homes)

if ever someone does something out of character, you are convinced it's someone with Polyjuice Potion. (Sharp Paw)

you set up hoops in your backyard and invite 13 friends over for a game of Quidditch. (Holly)

you read a page in your school text book, you read out of 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.'

you've read OotP six times in a row, hoping that the chapter 'Beyond the Veil' would change. (Jane)

you call people who you think are evil a 'Slytherin' (i.e. I hate Joe. He's such a Slytherin!). (Jane)

you day-dream about Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe!!! (LaLa-Baby)

you call your dog Prongs and your cat Crookshanks, and you think that they are best friends. (Charlotte Black)

you got to a baseball game, and when the ball goes up in the air you accidentally yell "Get the quaffle!" (Katherine)

you like a guy who is damn ugly named RON. (Josephinene)

you own the books in several languages, some of which you can't even speak. :D (Margaret)

you start muttering 'Expecto Patronum' every time that you feel really happy. (Fatin)

you sort everyone you know into a Hogwarts House. (Emzi)

you when to the midnight premiere of all the movies and went in full costume: wand, book, and all! (Hermione)

you recite HP fan fiction under your breath during class while the teacher is talking. (Gary King)

your computer says "You've Got Mail!" and you run outside to scan the sky for an owl. (Kitty)

you search the eBay constantly to see if you can buy a real hippogriff. (Mrs. Radcliffe)

you were reduced to tears when you finally had the 5th book in your hands. (Hannah)

you dream that you're married to one of the characters. (Heather)

you mutter 'Incendio' hoping that your enemies' clothes will burst into flames. (Aaron)

you find an oddly shaped stick in your yard and call it your wand. (Michelle)

you see a large walnut, and you check to see if it has wings. (Cho Chang)

whenever you eat Chinese food, you wave your chopsticks hoping that something will happen. (Kyle)

you can't stop watching the HP movies and checking out HP websites every day. (Eric N)

you have a huge crush on Ron or Harry. (Kel)

you get a broom and try to fly on it. (Courtney)

broom and try to fly on it. (Courtney)

you spot a werewolf during a fullmoon and run toward it, yelling "Moony!" (Jasmine)

you try to curse people when you're mad at them! (Rena)

you call people who you hate 'you filthy mudblood!' (Roland)

you dial 6-2-4-4-2 at a phone booth to see if it will go through to the Ministry of Magic. (Amanda)

you hear 'hem hem,' and you swing around thinking that Professor Umbridge is somewhere. (Cassie K.)

you pick up a stick, go up to a bully, and say "Avada Kedavra!" (Richard) you call you favorite teacher Lupin. (Kay)

you touch a cold wall at night and think it's a dementor! (really happened!) (Niikura)

you cant EVER put the book down. (Linda G.)

you refer to all you friends and enemies as characters from Harry Potter. (Brittany)

you tell people that chocolate gold coins are galleons and silver chocolate coins are sickles. (Chelsea Rowe)

you think all your pets are animagi and try to catch them transforming! (Sharp Paw)

you say "up" whenever you see a broom to see if it will fly into your hands. (Nathan)

you've stopped eating jelly beans in fear that you will get an earwax-flavored one. (David)

you see an "out of order" sign on the door of a school bathroom and think that Moaning Myrtle must be in there. (Paula)

you include Harry Potter sentences in your homework! (Elizabeth)

you say 'Alohomora' each time you unlock a door. (David)

the computer says you've got mail, you run outside wondering where the owls are. (Rianna)

you're afraid to open your desks and dressers because boggarts might come out of there. (Rianna)

when cleaning your room, you keep saying 'Accio' to pick things up. (Rianna)

you start calling the meanest teacher in the world Umbrige if it's a girl and Snape if it's a boy. (Sarah)

you stay up all night on your 11th birthday waiting for a Hogwarts letter. (Morgana aka Winky)

you use wizarding vocabulary in every day language.

you refer to people as Muggles.

you consider yourself a future student at hogwarts.

you hum Hedwig's Theme everywhere you go.

you buy an owl as a pet and try to give it letters to send to your friends.

you insist that every old shoe lying around is a portkey.

you write using a quill.

you never say "Voldemort" (always he-who-must-not-be-named) in fear he will jump out from a corner and attack you!

you hold out your wand arm in hopes of the Knight Bus coming.

you pencil in a lightingbolt scar on your forehead.

you wonder why your pictures don't move, and always try to catch them moving when they think your not looking.

you refer to all the characters like they are your close personal friends.

you throw a cloak over youself and think you're invisible.

you mutter Lumos every time you switch on your flashlight.

you start muttering Expecto Patronum everytime that you feel really really unhappy, worried that a dementor might be close by.

you meet your girlfriend on a Harry Potter site.

you call anyone who you hate a stupid muggle.

From Accio Firebolt XD

And something that happened to me this morning *ahem*

I couldn't reach my iPod and so tried Accio'ing it...oddly enough it didn't work *sigh*

when you are sitting in traffic and honestly believe thata broom will get you their quicker..

when you're sitting at work wishing you could send a howler to some of your no good customers...*grrr*

when you say "magic word?" and when they say "please", you say "No! It's [insert an HP spell]"

when something break you say reparo

When you buy a quill and ink pots to feel more like your favorite HP character.

When you have a diary on HE and keep on ranting in it xD

When you keep on referring to the first months of HE as "The ol' good times!"

When you call those who left the site as "The Lost Ones"

You are excited to go to work so you can get use a computer to get on HE!

When you are acutally planning a party that centers around reading the 7th book.

You are going to an all night reading the 7th book party and hiring a babysitter for it...

When you are making your husband help you pick out new lamps for your living room just so the lighting will be perfect for the all night Book 7 party.

YKYOWHP(HE)W:

You have a Harry Potter night watching all 4 movies and discussing whats going to happen in the 7th book

you have a harry potter poster FRAMED hanging on your wall ((Did that once))

when you computer is really slow because its fill with harry potter pics.

YKYAOWHP/HE


all your dreams are about Harry Potter and other charatcters

When you fanfiction including yourself.
When you talk about what is going to happen in the 7th book so much people that dont read the books knows what went on in the past 6 books.
When you get in public arguments with people about who belongs with who.(You know people look at you oddly)

YKYAOWHP When your friend asks you for the name of your next lesson and you say potions!

YKYAOWHPHEW someone asks you to tell about your family tree and you start naming off all your relatives on HE

Someone asks you "who's your mom' and you say your HE mom.

YKYOWHE when you go on HE at work//school and becuase your haveing fun you forget to do the work you were suposed to

YKYOWHE when you start saying spells in your dreams out loud!( this happens to me a lot!)

You say random stuff to do with Harry Potter and don't realise untill a couple of minutes after

YKYAOWHP when...

You yell at your friends for pernouncing Winguardian leviosa wrongly. (I don't know how to spell it...eh...heh...)

You go to google and look up Witch Craft and Wizardry.

You suspect your dog is a shapeshifter. (Darn you dog, darn you...)

Your American accent changes so that it seems like you're from London. (I've gotten so used to it)

When you squeel whenever a Harry Potter comercial comes on the television.

YKYAOWHE HP when.........

You keep opening HP RP forums because you want to play as many characters as you can

You compare your friends to characters from the book

Your friends are just as obsessed as you are

YKYAOWHE

When you stay on the computer all day and the only site you go on is HE

You have really good friends on HE

YKYAOWHP

When you squeal, clap, and get hyper when you see the OotP trailer in the movie theaters

YKYAOWHP

When you take the very last fo your money and buy the final book instea dof food for your family

when you get sent to the emergency room for jumping of the roof on a broom

stupid i know my cousin did that!

When you go around holding a stick and trying to cast spells on things.

YKYOWHPW




You spend ALL day trying to pick out what you want to put on your shirt for the midnight release party....seriously all day!

When the first movie that you saw at the movie theater was a harry potter movie

YKYAOWHP when you can't settle down becuase your so excited about DH
You have made millions of theories

YKYAOWHP when you keep trying to convince your mom to get the book the moment it comes out instead of getting it through the mail

YKYAOWHP when you sat up reading DH non stop and cried at the end.

YKYAOWHP when you yell at everyone who metions HD beacsue you havent yet read it and everyone else had.....


POLLY I AM NOW YELLING AT YOU FOR MENTIONING DH.... lol... im just joking

YKYAOWHP when you start writing post-DH fan fiction

YKYAOWHP when it takes more than one day to put up all of your HP posters

YKYAOWHE when you ask your dad if the cruise you are going on has a internet cafe so you can come on HE.

You change you school time table to Hogwarts classes

when everytime you get on the internet you have to get on this site

YKYAOWHP/HEW you cried when hedwig was killed.

ykyuwhp when You say bloody and two of your best friends both groan out harry potter the u mimcick a hp icon that says 'my friends wish I never heard of Harry potter'

lol... YKWYOWHPW you have to buy all of the dvds and then watch the movies everytime they come out on the movie channle even though you have already watched them 200 times.