HEBB: The Bathroom

::Ginny had been in the House all of three minutes...and she was already lost. She glanced down at the map that had been 'helpfully' given to her. Surveying the doors around her, she grinned, having found the bedrooms at last. The red head strode forward and grabbed the doorknob of the second door on the right and flung it open triumphantly, only to find...::

"THE BATHROOM?! Tarnation! I'll never find my way in this place..." ::she cursed to herself and walked inside the bathroom-it was actually quite large. Struck with a sudden thought, her brown eyes sparkled.::

"Ooh...I wonder if they have cute big brother soaps!" ::And the curious Hufflepuff began raiding the cabinets in search of cute little soaps and shampoos.::

Illy walked down the corridor and paused at the bathroom door. She watched Ginny rifle through the bathroom cabinet and laughed.

"Want any help" she said grinning

Skyla ran to the bathroom in desperate need of the toilet. She nearly missed ginny and ilyria standing there. Crossing her legs, she said "guys...can I use the toilet?" then she noticed the cameras "um...i think ill wait"

::Stumbles through the door, grinning goofily::

"Oooh, bathroom meeting!" ::Caree said and clapped her hands, while jumping up and down of excitement::

Jess ran in the bathroom pushing everyone out of the way, "This Drawer is MINE!" she grinned at everyone and began giggling, "sorry This place is so cramped I atleast want something I can put my bathroom stuff in."

She started unloading her soaps and body sprays and hair ties and hair extinsions (xD) and.. toothbrush and.. curling iron and Face pads and Shampoo and Conditioner and Vanilla Melon body wash...

::Lifey walked in, and set up her toilettries. Toothbrush, toothpaste, comb, brush, shampoos, makeup, towels, creams, lotions, nail care, etc.::

::She grabbed her make up bag, fished around for her eyeliner, and did a quick touch up before finishing her tasks::

::it was a nice bathroom.::

::Streams walked in and saw everyone spreading all their toiletries all over:: "Um, I think I'll just keep mine in the bedroom," she said, thinking meanwhile that she didn't want them sitting loosely around so that anyone could tamper with them...

::Lifey accuratly read what streams was thinking, and hastened to reassure her::

"don't worry about people tampering with them...or at least i don't, i use a protection spell. It's really simple, and only the Perosn who cast the spell can touch or use the object charmed. Otherwise it is untouchable to anyone or anything, including outsider's spells. It's quite handy."

::Lifey smiled and waved her wand over her own things.::

"there, now try to touch my new lipgloss tube."

::streams was happy that lifey appeared to be friendly, but what if it was just a ruse? what if she was a secret agent from BB?

Hesitantly streams stretched out a finger and got a sharp electric shock, while turning bright orange.::

"Hey!" she yelped. "How long am I gonna stay orange??" ::While all the while she was thinking, I knew it. she's a spy. I'm doomed.::

::Lifey smiled that her spell had worked::

::she waved her wand and streams returned to normal::

"See? thats why the protection spell is so awesome. I"m sorry about the shock though. I didn't know it was so powerful."

"uh. that's okay I suppose. But I think I'll just keep my stuff locked in my suitcases if you don't mind, and HEY! my left hand is still orange!"

"Opps" ::she flicked her wand and it too was normal::

"you have to admit itt's a good spell though"

"uh yeah it is," streams agreed. "I'd probably mess up if I tried it, though" she confessed in a low voice. then, horrified at what she'd just said she jumped up and banged her head into a mirror::

::Lifey looked worried as the girl hurt herself::

"are you okay?"

"I suppose," streams muttered, rubbing at the huge lump on her head. "I'm always doing things like that..."

:Lifey raised her wand, and cast a quick healing charm on the girls' lump::

::Caree climbed in the bath tub and pointed her wand in the air::

"Yarrrrr, i'm the allmighty Captain Caree, scariest captain sailing the seven seas!!!" ::she growled, waving her wand randomly. BOOOOM!!!!! Suddenly she found herself lying on the floor, looking utterly confused::

"WHOAAA!!!" ::she muttered, but grinned after a moment. She then climbed back in the tub and waved her wand furiously again, trying to do the same thing again::

Moony walked into the now crowded bathroom and glanced at an orange streams and caroru on the ground

"should i ask?" moony laughed as she made her way towards the bathroom cabinet with ehr toiletries, slipping on a bar of soap and landing next to caroru on the ground

"What's going on in here?" Elana said, poking her head inside the bathroom cautiously. "Eeks, you two ok?" she asked as Moony fell to the ground by Caree. Deciding that nothing too horrible could happen while inside, she stepped in and offered her hands to Car and Moony to help them up.::

*Etta falls through the door hopping from foot to foot*

"Gottab peeee gotta peeee!" She squeals.

"um thanks lifey," streams muttered. "that feels better..." ::while all the time she was wondering, why is lifey being so nice to me? why is she trying to get on my good side? and when is she going to turn against me?::

::Ginny looked at Etta and laughed.::

"I think it's time for us to call our bathroom meeting short. It appears as though two people need this more than we do." ::she said with a chuckle as she walked out.:: "Come on! I'll race you all to the next room! Assuming it's not a broom closet!" ::the red head shouted, dashing down the hall.::

~Jesse hurried in and pushed past the group till he got to his destination...the toilet~

"Hey Everyone, just pretend that I'm not here. This will take a while, especially since I had chili last night!" He said as he sat down on the porcelain throne with his newspaper and began reading it~

"Ew," streams muttered. In addition to acting possessed, jesse was also acting gross...and this only raised her suspicions. He's probably trying to throw me off-balance by acting weird, she decided, casting a ward around her because the bathroom was starting to smell.::

"TAKE COVEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!" ::Caree screamed, putting her gasmask on and running - more like stumbling - out from the bathroom::

~He found the classified adds of the paper interesting but not nearly as much as the girls' grossed out faces and he continued to do his business reminding himself to never eat 10 bowls of chili again~

Illy went to walk into the bathroom, but noticing jesse on the toilet and the smell that was beginning to emit from the toilet bowl she quickly ran back out to the safety of the garden

illy nearly crashed into kitkat as she ran past her

"Wheres the fire?" she asked before reaching the bathroom door and noticing the smell

"ah" she muttered, "well thats one way to clear a room" she said before turning tail and following illy

"Ewwww, Daddy," Elana cried, covering her nose and running out of the bathroom.::

"weird people," streams muttered. "Don't they know how to cast a basic ward? No need to run. If they don't know basic magic, I wonder how they're going to fight when they find out what's REALLY going on with BB..."

::then she jumped two feet in the air. What was Lily spraying?? Nerve gas? Poison? streams cast a more powerful ward around herself and backed carefully towards the exit.::

~After finishing and flushing he walked over and washed his hands then dried them and looked around noticing nearly everyone had gone.~ "Well now that i feel better i think i'll go check out some more of this house and see what everyone is up to." He mumbled to himself.

~Then he noticed that the wallpaper in the corner was moldy and he looked to the tub to see the tiles on the wall had mildew. ~

"Can't live with this ." he muttered pulling out several bottles of bathroom cleaner. Then he magicked himself a sponge and sprayed the mildew cleaner on the wall and started scrubbing.~

"I have to live in a clean house and this bathroom must be the cleanest" he muttered as he scrubbed the nooks and crannies of the wall~

:Alyssa walked into the bathroom and notcied Jesse bent over scrubbing at the mildew growing around. She scrunched up her nose at a a faint nasty smell:

"Eck! Good idea, Jesse." she said to him as she passed by.

:She would have left because of the smell, but the need to use the restroom was more important. She good take the smell. Walking towards the stalls, she relieved herself, came out and was going towards the sinks to wash her hands when she saw a cluster of cockaroaches in the corner. Alyssa screamed loudly and stood on a counter as the roaches scattered.:

"Roaches!!!!!" Jesse shouted watching the little critters scurrying around~ "I'll teach you nasty bugs to spread your germs in here!" He shouted and pulled out his wand, anxious to perform one of his favorite spells. "Avada Kedavra!!" he blasted one then started chasing the others. "Avada Kedavra" to the one that tried crawling towards his shoe. "Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!" He shouted blasting two more that tried to escape under the walls. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! " he laughed evilly! "I haven't used an unforgaviable in a lonnng time!" he continued on his avada-spree as he found killing roaches to be exhilirating. After all, who needed an exterminator with him here~

:Alyssa watched half in horror and half gratitiude as Jesse killed of the nasty little buggers. she stayed standing on the counter, not wanting to risk a roach climbing up her leg and cheered Jesse on:

"GO JESSE! GO! GET 'EM!" she shouted, glad that the little roaches won't be coming back. It was then she notced a few had escaped out into the hall. "Gah! I hope they don't go into the bedroom!"

Aly ran to the bathroom

"i need the loo i need the loo" she said hopping about in a panic, yet then she saw a big roach on the toilet seat

"ARGGGHHHHH!" she yelled before hopping into the roach free bath, pulling the shower curtain and going to the loo in the bath! (lol)

"Phee!!!" Alyssa called, laughingly to the girl who used the bath as her toilet. She would probably would have done the same thing if she saw a roach in the stalls. She looked at Jesse, "You get those roaches, Jesse!" she said to him.

:Alyssa left Jesse to do his killing and wanderd around the showers debating if she should take one or not. She pulled open the curtain to see another infestment of roaches! "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Oh my goodness, we're infested!!!!" she shreiked.

"Leave it to me girls!" He shotued as he waved his wad around dramatically, cans of bug spray appeared on his utility belt and he began to avada the small bugs but didn't notice the giant one that was on the toilet and it jumped on him and started trying to bite him and hissing in his ear~(yes hissing) And Jesse gasped and tried to reach his wand that the bug had made him drop~ "AGH!!" He growled as he flipped the bug off of him and it jumped on the wall. But as Jesse got his wand and turned around to blast it with the killing curse, the roach jumped at him and Jesse fell to the floor wrestling with the giant-big as a lion- cockroach~

Snape walked passed the bathroom on the way to the bedroom to notice more chaos. He shook his head and laughed as he watched his fellow slytherin 'saving' the girls. Little did they know that Jesse had cast the infestation spell in the first place

Illy braved a venture back to the bathroom, yet seeing all the comotion she decided to hold on just a little longer

::Lifey rushed into the bathroom.::

::She had remembered that people where starting to send in nominations, and the thought made her feel sick to her stomache. What if someone nominated her???::

::She threw up violently into the toilet at the very thought.::

::she hoped she would't be kicked out.::

~Jesse pushed that giant bug off of him and turned it into a butterfly and then looked and grimaced at Lifey puking in the toilet~ "HEY I just cleaned that!" He grumbled~

::Lifey glared at jesse::

"thanks for the sympathy" ::she said a little more coldly than she had wanted to::

"I hope that's all of them," Alyssa said, looking around the bathroom. She hated roaches with a passion. "Good work, Jesse!" then she punched him playfully in the arm. "But, be nicer to Lifey! She's not feeling well!"

:She walked to Liefy and gave her a hug:"Hope you feel better! You should drink some tea! It'll calm your nerves!" :She looked around, deep in thought. "I came in here to do something..." she said to herself. Then she remebered.

"I'm first to call a hot shower!" she announced, racing for the showers.

~Jesse rolled his eyes and then sighed and walked over and put a hand on Lifey's shoulder~ "I'm sorry...I'm just getting stressed with living with 40 something people." He confessed in a lower tone. ~ "I'm not used to living with everyone and especially everyone at HE so sorry I was rude. Do you want to talk about it?" He asked gently.~

::Elana poked her head back into the bathroom.::

"Is it safe?" she asked worridly. "Last time I was in here Jesse was...well, we all rushed out."