Make a Wish part 3

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granted but no-one else was so it was pointless cuz you had no-one to stuff with

i wish...i didnt eat so much - i feel so bloated

Granted but then a dog eats it and you havn;t got acopy

I wish nothing bad could coem out of this wish

Granted but then something does anyway :D

I wish I would get the new pictures...

granted but then you loose them

I wish I could have all my homework done and handed in on time without any effort put into them whatsoever

granted but then the teacher loses is

I wish i had a better grade in history

granted butthen you fail something else (sorry)

I wish I thought of something to wish for

granted but it's something you dont really want and it actually comes true

i wish i had a puppy

Granted but it turns out to be a wolf instead

I wish I could multitask

granted but people make you do a whole bunch of stuff at once, just because you can

i wish i oculd have some more hot cocoa

granted but you spill it all over yourself

I wish I never ran iut of phone credit

granted but ur phone gets nicked.

i wish my feet werent numb

granted but they fall off

I wish new series of Doc Who would hurry up!

granted but now they are on fire

i wish i had my own pool

granted but you arent allowed to fill it due to draught (hoever it spelt)

i wish ny chest infectio would go away

granted but you get a back infection instead and it's worse

I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy

granted but your now bald.

i wish my cat would clean his own litter tray

granted ut now he uses air freshner on it and your allergic to it

I wish more people were on AIM

granted but it breaks nd u cant sign on

I wish i had some food

granted but it's all the stuff you dont like

I wish i was a 3rd year

granted but now u really wana be a fourth year!

I wish i could make everyone hapy

granted but your miserable

I wish to end world hunger!

Granted but now mars is hungery

I wish I had a good relationship with David

granted but it only lasts for a day

....*blank stare*...since there was no wish...you shall be cursed with ingrown toenails...

I wish Austin wasn't so mad about me and David

Granted, but he still doesn't talk to you because he liked KatieBellaTrix and is upset you cursed her with ingrown toenails.

I wish I could travel to Japan.

Granted, but then Japan would run away and stuff :D

I wish i was healthy ^^

carr! i dont wanna mess up that wish! ^^

ok...i wish etta would come online

granted, but then her computer freezes

I wish school didn't start tomorrow

Granted, but then you have to do three times as much homework for next week

I wish I had a Porsche...

granted but then porsches become cheap and common and everyone gets them

i wish this IT lesson would end

Granted, but next is maths and the double physics

I wish I had a dog...

Granted, but it runs away

I wish Jacob will go to the movies tomorrow night.

Granted but now so many people fall in love with you you want to shut yourself away forever!!

I wish that I was dancing right now!

granted but then you break your leg

I wish I had a ...pet snake

granted, but then the screaming and yelling starts XD


i wish i could go to the movies with my friends XD

Granted but a swarm of beetles invades the theater and they don't give you your money back.

I wish I could find a copy of Nelly Makay's CD

Granted, but then somebody steps on it and breaks it.

I wish I could have gone to drawing lessons today...

Granted but you didn't learn anything

I wish my computer was working

Granted, but your internet is cut off.

I wish my gran stopped telling me to clean my room, it's ANNOYING!

Granted but now she wants you to take out the trash

I wish I didn't have to do any chores

Granted, but then your parents BAN visiting HE!

I wish I could find somebody to go ice-skating with me.

Granted but it turns out to be some loser that you can't stand

I wish Shel would awnser her phone

Granted, but then your phone would mysteriously die. xD

I wish i could save lives

granted but you end up dieing unable to save yourself

I wish I could sing

Granted but then everyone went deaf and couldnt hear you

I wish I had more time last night

Granted! But then you have the most boring night of your life!! *cries*

I wish that there was enough snow so I could snowboard!!

granted but u break both legs and cant snowboard *sowwi*

I wish my cat would move

granted but only a few 32nds of an inch...

I wish i didnt have homework

lmao so very true!

granted but you get kept bk in school an extra year

I wish i could go to sleep at a sensible time.