Holiday Match: C.E.L.F. V The HE Scrooges - 29th - 31st

(HE Scrooges Chaser)

Marie flew over elfie and caught the quaffle as she spit it out.

"Eww its all wet... oh well," she said, shrugging.

She flew toward the goals, trying to go as fast as she could before anybody could do anything. As she was close to the hoops, she threw the quaffle in the air and hit it with her head, sending it through the left hoop.

"Yaaayyyoooooowwww!" she said, massaging her air as she goaled.

(CELF Chaser)

::Jenn watched in amazemet as Elfie ate the quaffle. 'But how could she....?' Shaking her head, Jenn hopped back on her broomstick and flew toward the fallen Elfie sinking in quicksand. "Jesse what did I tell you about leaving your quicksand laying around?!?" Jenn called out with a laugh.::

::Grabbing hold of Elfie's hand, Jenn struggled to drag her out of the hole. Panting with the effort, she sat Elfie on the ground and took away her broken wand. "Now you stay here...okay? Here..." Jenn said with a giggle. Pocketing the broken wand, she muttered to herself, "And thats out wonderful dignified headmistress." :D

(love you Elfie!)

(Scrooge keeper)

::Amy watching in bewildered astonishment as elfie appeared out of the quicksand with a kangaroo. She was so bewildered and astonished that she dropped her wand...

way to go, Amy she thought, before making a loop de loop of the goalposts.

(Scrooge keeper)

::Amy suddenly felt a force pulling her away from the goalposts.

Oh no!

She threw her arms around one of the hoops and clung on for dear life. An elf on a broom with a broken wand was apparantly a lethal combination!::

(CELF Chaser)

::Jenn caught sight of the quaffle and was about to lean up to grab it when she was dragged to the ground toward Elfie and a kangaroo? She shrieked as she hit the kangaroo squarely on it's side and fell on top of Elfie.::

::Coughing, she looked up in amazement to see everyone elso in tangled limbs on the ground and Elfie with a broken wand and a guilty look on her face.::

(CELF Chaser)

::Jenn stood up and rubbed at the throb on her head. 'Oh Elfie what will we do with you?' She thought to herself with a smile as she watched Elfie run away. Spotting the quaffle on the ground, she lean forward to grab it when two giant hairy arms beat her to it. Glancing up, she watched the giant kangaroo place it in its pouch where a baby kangaroo holding onto it tightly. They both glared at Jenn and her eyes widened.::

"Er....Lily? I think we have a problem." Jenn called out weakly as she froze, not wanting to startle the giant kangaroo.::

(scrooge keeper)

::Seeing that Bob had the quaffle in his pouch, Amy thought that now was as good a time as any to put her sheepdog training into good use.

"Here Bobby Bob Bob!" She began, before doing a series of complicated whistles and hand gestures.

Bob the Kangaroo hopped towards her hesitantly, and Amy whistled once more. Bob then took Etta's robes from her, put them on one ear and hopped to the other end of the pitch. Bob was now a member of the HE Scrooges, by the looks of it!

Amy whistled again and Bob removed the quaffle from its pouch, then scored.::

(scrooge keeper)

::Amy was shocked as she saw Bob eat Elfie.

"Bad Bob!" She called, and whistled a command.

Bob looked at her reproachfully, then gulped.

Uh oh.. Amy thought...Elfie was now in Bob's stomach!

Thinking quickly, Amy summoned a vindaloo and put it in a large bowl for Bob. Hopefully that would work...

(CELF Chaser)

"Oh.. snap..." Jessie said as Bobette swalloed Elfie. But then it hit her! "Wait! That makes Bobette our chaser!" She shouted. She quickly caught the quaffle as it was being thrown into play and handed it to Bobette. "Now GO GIRL GO!" She cheared as Bobette hopped over to the scrooges goal post and tossed the ball into the right hoop.

(scrooge keeper)

::Amy watched in horror as Bob hopped over to Lily. Bob then scuffed the grass a little, and squatted down.

Amy closed her eyes...this wasn't going to be pretty...::

(scrooge keeper)

::Amy watched as Elfie was...erm...expelled from Bob, and Bob hopped off the pitch, leaving Lily sitting in a pile of...erm...excrement.

She then watched as elfie, also covered in said...excrement, stood up shakily. She had a gas mask attached to her face!::

(scrooge keeper)

::Amy watched as Elfie showered herself...but there was something wrong! She was asking if we were her mummy!

Having watched that particular episode of Doctor Who not too long ago, Amy took out her brand spanking new sonic screwdriver and spoke into it (it also acted as a mobile phone).

Thinking quickly, she called up The Doctor. This was a one-man only job!::

(commentator)

::Elly picked up the microphone after roplling on the floor laughing out loud.

"Well, Eflie has finally emerged from that monsters stomahc...oh dear I think I've insulted it...*cough* urm, well, Elfie is looking rather...let's not go there, but she does look confused. well so would anyone if they'd been eaten by a kangaroo. Oh dear. Whats that she saying..."Are you my mummy?" That can;t be good."

(commentator)

"Urm...no dear. I'm not your mummy, urm..."

::Elly was nervous. Elfie reached out to touch her. If she touched you, you became like her.

"That's your mummy!" Elly said. an Idea sprouting, "That big kangaroo!"

(scrooge keeper)

::All of a sudden, there was a woosh-woosh-weeee sound, and a large blue telephone box materialised in the middle of the pitch.

A tall, thin man strode out of the telephone box, following by a young blonde woman.

It was The Doctor and Rose!

The Doctor took out his sonic screwdriver and strode over to the gas masked elfie.

What would happen next?::

(HE Scrooges Chaser)

Marie's mouth fell open and her eyes went as wide as quarters as she saw the Doctor walking on the pitch.

"Oh..my...God," she said before fainting, which was not that good of an idea when one's on a broom.

(commentator)

::Elly jumped u[p and down as she saw the blue box appear

"It's the doctor! It's the doctor! OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" elly ahd to restrain herself from rubnning up to him and...well, "I have a sonic scredriver to!" She took it out and showed him, Elly composed herself and walked back to the mic,

"Sorry about that peopel. it's getting rather confusing here"

(commentator)

::Elly shouted

"OWN GOAL! By the woman in the tree!"

(scrooges keeper)

::Elfie was in a tree. She thought the kangaroo was her mummy. The Doctor and Rose were here. Lily was still covered in kangaroo excrement. Marie had fainted

This was all too much!

But still, she hovered by the goalposts, watching as The Doctor strolled towards Elfie in the tree, followed by Rose. He stopped every few moments to check something with his sonic screwdriver, and then he put on his sexy specs.

"Ah, I see we have an Elfus in the Arbrus," he said, before examining the tree with his sonic screwdriver. "But it seems we have a slight botched transfiguration here. We need Captain Jack Harkness!"

(comentator)

::Elly was confused at all the happenings. And suddenly she saw a tall man with a long trench coat.

"Captain jack?!" oh no...suddenly a large black ship appeared, at first Elly thought durmstrang. But not, it was the pearl!

"Not that Captain Jack! Wrong one! Wrong one!"

(scrooge keeper)

::Amy gasped as she saw a large ship flying in the sky. It was the black pearl so it was!

And then...Captain Jack Sparrow swaggered down the gangplank, followed by Will Turner.

"Aye, avast!" Will said, pulling his wand from its sheath.

What will this Quidditch match turn up next??? Amy thought, as she swayed on her broom.::

(commentator)

::elly tried yo make sense of it all...

"Ok. It started with Elfie then the kangaroo, then the Are you my mummy, then the doctor and rose, then the balck pearl, and where's the QUAFFLE?!"

Just then The man in the trench coat (captain jack H) picked something off the ground and said in the devishly handsome american accent,

"Lookign for this?"

(scrooge keeper)

::Amy rolled her eyes as she heard elfie calling for The Doctor. She doubted if that old trick would work.

Captain Jack Harkness had picked up the quaffle, and Captain Jack Sparrow had engaged in a sword-on-broom fight with one of the members of CELF.

All of a sudden, The Doctor leapt forwards towards elfie, lips puckered.::

(commentator)

::elly put her head in her hands and giggled uncontrollably

"That head is going straight for the Scrooges goal...this game is crazyness people. CRAZYNESS!"

(HE Scrooge Chaser)

Marie woke up just in time to see Sharon's head flying toward the goal.

"Oh what the heck..." she said

Shrugging, she got back on her broom and flew to her, catching her head and heading to the other end of the pitch.

"Sorry bout this sweetie," she said before throwing her head, sending it through the middle hoop. "Does scoring with the headmistress' head give more points?" she asked hopefully

(commentator)

::Elly heard marie and shrugged.

"I guess it's up to the judges. You could try though." She said into the microphone::

(scrooge keeper)

::Amy cheered as Elfie's head scored a goal, and then she watched as The Doctor strode towards her.

Suddenly, Elfie's hair turned purple, and Amy glanced around suspiciously, and narrowed her eyes as she saw elly slipping her wand back into her pocket.

Just cos you have purple hair Elly, doesn't mean everyone has to!

Anyway, The Doctor was nearing on Elfie, and he seemed to have some nanobots in his hand, which he scooped onto Elfie's neck and head. Would it work...?::

(commentator)

::Elfie, your hair loomks gorgeous!" Elly smiled,

"Right, now for everyone else" She whispered, whoever gave her the job of commentator and allwoed her on the pitch amde a mistake, Elly waved her wand and turned everyones hair purple. Even the crowd!::

(HE Scrooges Chaser)

"HELP ME!!" Etta squealed pointing down to her underwear clad body. The handsome man in the trench coat ran to her side and grinned, Etta's knees went weak and she fell forward, landing in the mans chest.

"Hi there," He smiled.

"Huuueeellllllllllllllloooooooooooo," Etta swooned and he removed his coat and then his shirt. "Thank you."

:Etta pulled on the shirt and trench coat and whistled for her broom before mounting it she smiled softly and fluttered her eyes.

"Wanna come for a ride?"

"If it'll keep you warm," he replied.

"You have no idea," she giggled to herself and took off into the air with him wrapped firmly behind her, she flew over to Elly pointing and swooning at Jack who was behind her. "What was that? Quiddich what?" she asked as she saw Elly pointing at the Quaffle.::

"Etta...urm...I thoguht you love the doctor...when did it change to captain jack...or is it both you want?"

Elly rolled her eyes::

(commentator)

"Elfie! Put the wand AWAY! NOW!" Elly shouted into the microphone, "That thing is a menace to this so called quidditch game!"