Holiday Match: C.E.L.F. V The HE Scrooges - 29th - 31st

(HE Scrooge Chaser)

Marie looked around confusedly and then shrugged.

"Oh well, if they want to have fun.. but where in the world is that stupid quaffle?!"

((He Scrooge Chaser))

:Etta waved at Marie and pointed at the Quaffle, which was flat as a pancake under the Doctor's Tardis.

"That an needs driving lessons!" she shouted to Marie

Scrooge Beater

::prinny pulled away from jess for a second::

"Marie! why bother with quidditch? We're living our dreams here!" ::she laughed and...went back to what she was doing::

(yeah i know his name isnt jess but jess mariano is more sexy than milo ventimiglia. to avoid confusion i thought i'd mention he plays jess mariano in gilmore girls)

(HE scrooge chaser)

Marie rolled her eyes and finally spotted the quaffle which was laying on the ground, untouched and uncared for - not exactly surprising in those circumstances!

She dove to the ground and grabbed the quaffle before going back up and tossing it through the middle hoop, scoring.

"Doesn't mean we can't still score you know," she said as she conjured someone of her own, grinning.

Scrooge Beater

"so marie, who's it gonna be for you?"

(HE Scrooges Chaser)

Marie grinned as Drew Fuller appeared behind her and she leaned back on him, sighing happily.

"Yeah well I'm a Charmed girl," she said, shrugging.

(HE Scrooges)

::Etta gasped and screamed into the mic.

"MARIE! You got Drew! Where's WES!!!! You LOVE Wes!!!!!" Etta cried in disbelief before deciding to sit on Jack's knee and conjuring up more Rum for Elly's Jack. "DO you think Capt Jack Sparrow needs to pay a visit to AA?"

(HE Scrooge Chaser)

"Hey, who say I can,t change my mind?" she said, shrugging as she snuggled with Drew, grinning lightly.

(HE S. Beater)

Oh.

Dear.

One knew the consequences of having the craziest people on HE on one team. And one would sorely have done something about it. If they could. But if they couldn't... well. Life was hard that way.

Swift soared over the pitch, only noticing the Bludger that was following her after her mum had somehow conjured Drew Fuller from thin air. She turned around, preparing to whack it down at someone, but decided to postpone the action until she had Aliza with her.

"OI!! PRINNY!!!!!" Looking down, she saw the other HE Scrooge's beater making out with some guy Swift had never heard of before. She sighed, and decided to hit a Bludger at something... ANYTHING...

And her eye caught her big sis, slouching in the corner, presumably dead. Taking careful aim, Swift hit the Bludger towards the ground, where it struck just above Lily's head. The Ravenclaw promptly woke up, seeing as how Elly had looked into the eye of the Tardis.

Swift grinned, and looked down at her big sis.

"GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!!!"

Yep, definitely watched too much HSM...

(HE Scrooge Chaser)

::Etta turned her head and saw her little sister whack the bluger at Lily, clapping and cheering Etta once again took Elly's microphone.

"Whhhoooohhhoooooo WAY TO GO LIL SIS!!!!" She cheered from Jack's lap.

Scrooge Beater

::prinny looked up at swifty. sighing, with jess still on her broom she turned around. steering her broom down to the ground she grabbed her bat and flew up to lisa. leaning back on jess she said::

"lisa honey, cant you see i'm busy"

(HES Beater)

"Just a little, Aliza, just a little," Swift grinned, still watching Lily get up from the ground. "Now, Jess, if you could be so kind as to hold tight to Aliza, we have a little spot of Quidditch to play!"

The two Beaters zoomed downwards towards the Bludger that was hovering just above Elfie's head, where she was on a pogo stick with... David Tennant??!?!

"WHAT THE..... that guy is MINE!" Swift cried, travelling even faster on her broom. "C'mon Prinny, we have some whacking to do!"

A Bludger suddenly appeared from beside Swifty, and the two perfected a Dopplebeater Defence, hitting it towards Elfie, still moving at high speeds. The elf toppped off the pogo stick, and Swift made a swift... no pun intended :D... grab at DT, hauling him onto her broom.

"There we go!" she said, rather pleased with herself. "SORRY CHIEF!!!!!!!!" she carried on, shouting at the ground... oops.

((HE Scrooges Chaser))

:Etta looked on in shook as she saw the Queen of Giants and DT take out the Queen od Slayers with hekp from Prinny.

"Thats foul play!" Etta shouted through the mic, jumping up and down, feeling the cold on her legs. "Oh Jack my hot waterbottle man come jump up and down with me!"

::after she and swifty had performed the Dopplebeater Defence perfectly and swifty had claimed DT for herself she pulled her broom into the air::

"sorry elf!" ::she yelled::

::then turning to swifty she said:: "are we done playing quidditch now? can i go back to jess?"

(CELF Keeper)

Scrambling onto the pitch like a man possessed, Jimmy muttered under his breath as he mounted his broom and kicked off, still half-asleep, to take up position in front of his goals.

"I am so, so late..." He murmured. "SORRY! Nobody TOLD me it was starting already!" He yelled out, narrowing his eyes at his team before slapping himself to wake up a bit.

(HES Beater)

"JIMMY BOY!!!!!!!!" Swift shouted out to him as she flew alongside Aliza, the two men on their brooms having an animated chat. "Aliza, my dear, the point of the game is to play Quidditch, not to snog the guy behind you, however cute he may be." Swift smirked, glacing at DT behind her.

What bliss! she sighed in her head, flying off to find another Bludger.

((HE Scrooges Chaser))

:Etta stopped jumping up and down with Jack when she saw the CELF keeper arrive, probably the only member of his team not to have been killed or pooped on by a giant Kangeroo. Jumping on her broom, Etta dragged Jack with her.

"Hold this," she said giving him the Quaffle as she raced towards the CELF goals, once tehre she rammmed Jimmy out of the and took the quaffle from Jack, and lobbed it through the centra goal lazily.

Quicking her broom hard, Etta did a U-turn and flew off to where Swifty was with DT and Aliza and JEss.

"You know, you guys now have four arms each so why dopnt you just, you know, take down their goalie?"

"JIMMY! nice of you to show up!"

::after whacking a bludger at him as a welcome she turned around and restarted what swifty had SO RUDELY interupted::

(CELF Beater)

Nancy was watching in amazement of all the happenings that were going on in the game. She spotted Jimmy coming and flew over to great him. "You have missed a lot my friend! It will take me weeks to tell you what you have missed!" She then saw Prinny whack a bludger twards him and she got out her bat and knocked it away from Jimmy. "Don't hurt my Jimmy!" She yelled.

(CELF Keeper)

"Four arms...because it's illegal, Etta!" He shouted after her, rubbing his shoulder. "You can't just tackle the Keeper!"

Glancing up at the commotion and hovering between the hoops, he gave a thumbs up to Nancy. "Cheers!" Glaring at the back of Prinny's head, he called over. "Get a room!"

((HE Scrooges Chaser))

"Wanna talk illegal?" She shouted laughing at Jimmy. "Okay it's illegal to use a wand in the pitch," she said pointing to Elfie "Im pretty sure it's illiegal to use your fellow team member as a human beater, ummm, conjuring Kangeroos Cybermen, Dalecs Pogo sticks .... need i continue?"

::Etta turned her attention back to Jack and turned herself around on her brooom so that they are now facing each other. "Oh you're just too good to be," she giggle as they floated off to the commentaters box::