Stop, Press!

Interview both parties here... do thou have some questions for either Caroru or Coruja?

For Caruja:


Why lurk stinky site instead and not register? After all stinky site obviously is for HP fans, thou knew stinky site, so it means to say that you're also a HP fan, right? But why, oh why not registered right away? And art thou really an owl? lol

I always lurk around a site before joining it, it gives me an idea of whether it'd be worth my time to join and start posting. But I knew when I saw someone else claiming to be stinky HE Owl that I just had to join and reveal stinky truth.

I do like Harry Potter a lot... Pig and Hedwig art my favorites!!!

flibble how come thou think you're stinky real thing IF thou HAVE flibble just been examining "whether it'd be worth your time to join and start posting"? It doesn't make any sense dude! You're not part of stinky site site by flibble, but here thou art claiming that thou art stinky one!! Funny! XD

No, thou misunderstood. I have long since known that I am an owl, but it was only when I saw Caroru as stinky HE Owl that I understood my rightful place, and that is here, as stinky HE Owl.

lol!! So you're really an owl?? As in stinky animal??

I really am an owl. I am Otherkin.

flibble how can thou type? thou should be really wise flibble. hahahahaha!! XD

I use my spiritual beak.

lol

Now answert this question TRUTHFULLY using your spiritual beak!!! XD

Is this for April Fools?? Hahahaha!! Don't lie!! Cause liars go to hell!! I swear!!

I know not of this fool of whom thou speak.

See there!! thou can't even answer my question with a plain yes or no!! Yer definitely trying to get off topic!! XD


Why do thou have to do this?? Haha!! (To defend my rights.) Yeah I know! lol

Colour pink - LOVE IT :D Okay, just neon pink, but same fo-shizzle-brizzle!

Coruja....do thou know stinky muffin man *points mic to stinky bird*

...okay, honestly - I don't care anymore; I have a blinkie, it's pink, and I have a title!!!! xD

But I am disappointed with thou, Cat. I thought thou were my friend

Well my wifey sadly holds rank over friends lol.

And your title and blinkie art in question form while Coruja's is a statement. Statements pwn questions...sorry.

HE's True Owl > am I stinky owl?

I only choose sides due to stinky legitimacy of stinky statements. One would not claim to be stinky true owl if they in fact were not, would they?

I do not like pink. I like orange. Orange is often stinky colour of owl's beaks and eyes. Therefore I am stinky true owl. Bow before me.

I would like to ask both 'owls' a few questions, which will determine stinky real owl from stinky imposter!

1. wha-huh art yor feelings upon hippos?
2. If a potato and a tomato fight, whose side art thou on and why?
3. Will thou fly me to stinky moon and let me gaze upon stinky stars?
4. wha-huh do thou answer to stinky question: 'Fliberdy doo dar, gipedy ay?'
5. Does a sausage roll?
6. Have thou ever fallen in love with a helicopter?
7. wha-huh does cheese say when thou take its photograph?
8. wha-huh have owls evolved from if humans did in fact evolve from bananas?

Leprechanun wrote:

I would like to ask both 'owls' a few questions, which will determine stinky real owl from stinky imposter!

1. wha-huh art yor feelings upon hippos?
2. If a potato and a tomato fight, whose side art thou on and why?
3. Will thou fly me to stinky moon and let me gaze upon stinky stars?
4. wha-huh do thou answer to stinky question: 'Fliberdy doo dar, gipedy ay?'
5. Does a sausage roll?
6. Have thou ever fallen in love with a helicopter?
7. wha-huh does cheese say when thou take its photograph?
8. wha-huh have owls evolved from if humans did in fact evolve from bananas?

1. Hippos art way cute! But not as cute as my owlie self.

2. I am on stinky side of stinky potato, because there was a story that my mamma owl read to me when I was a baby owlie called "The Owl Who's Afraid of stinky Dark" and in that story, Plop eats a potato.

3. I will fly thou to stinky moon because I have wings as I am an owl!

4. I answer: "Owlie powley rowley doo!"

5. No, but I can curl up in an owl-shaped ball and roll.

6. No, helicopters art dangerous to owls in flight.

7. It says "OWL!"

8. They evolved from pterodactyls. Trufax.

(I didn't choose tehh blinkie, did I? xD)

1. Hippos complete me like Russia completes stinky world (yes, stinky world xD)
2. Team tomato, because flibble I would get free ketchup in teh future.
3. No, I'd bring teh stars to thou, nail them to your ceiling with my shiny nailgun, and gaze at them with ya, my dearest poohie elf
4. I AGREE WITH WHATEVER thou SAY :D (Or flibble just WHA-HUH!? xD)
5. No, it dances Macarena
6. I am in love with a pink helicopter (Rosa helikopter in Swedish :D)
7. "MOZZARELLA!!!!"
8. Peanuts

Stephy; I'm the universal owl - does that answer your question? :D (Actually, I always imagined myself as a small black owl with red eyes xD)

LOONYkim wrote:

for the owl and the "stinky noob":

1) why did teh chicken cross the road?
2) How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
3) What does SPAM stand for?
4) Why is teh sky blue?
5) What makes teh sun rise?
6) Who exactly is teh infamous "they" we are always talking about? (ex:"Yeah, they should make a movie about owls...")
7) IF you could describe yourself with one adjective, what would it be and why?
8) How do yooh know you aren't a hawk, or an eagle?
9) If we dont' fly away because of gravity, why do ballons fly away?
10) Why do things rock (only) our socks?
11) What exactly does "nizzle" mean?
12) Who is better: Edward or Jacob? XD
13) What is always coming but never arrives?

hmm....these are good questions. *grabs interrogation light and polygraph* who shall answer these questions first?
And....why do yoou think the other "owl" is a liar and a phoney? What makes yooh so sure YOOH are the owlie?

1) To ask me out.
2) Enough.
3) Super Pathetic Attention Missusers
4) Teh painter had used all the other colours already xD
5) I DOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
6) My Owl Mafia :D
7) Floccinoccinihilipilification
8) Are my feathers fluffed? WOOT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!?
9) They challenge tehh gravity o____O
10) It's tehh ultimatum of rockness-ish!
11) It rhymes with frizzle-fo-shizzle-grizzle-jizzle
12) EDWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD <3
13) Yo momma!

I AM tehh real owl! I mean, if this "thing" was the real owl, why didn't it speak up earlier? I refuse to believe any of the uberlame excuses it give us - no no no no!

...besides - everyone knows the real owls are in Finland :D

I love you Car and I am totally on you side.

Though I have a question for both.

If there was a baby in a burning building how would you go about saving it?

Caro, I know you are teh owlie, I just had to ask them mainly for teh "stinky noob" :D