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Subject: Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game Tue Dec 19 2006, 15:35

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to another game!!

We originally had a weird and wonderful thread, though now it is being turned into a proper game

All you need to do is answer the previous person weird question and then post another weird question of your own for the next person and so on.

Code:

Example:

Person 1: Why are horseshoes hung for good luck?

Person 2: Because you would look silly hanging the whole horse

next: How come Mickey Mouse is taller than his dog Pluto?

I'll start you off (remember all questions need to fall under weird and wonderful category)

How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end?

Because you can't stop seeing what they were like when they were alive.

Why do people like Christmas decorations so much?

because Hanukkah doesnt have cool decorations.

Why do boys have cooties?

Because girls have willies

Why am I lazy?

because i said you should be.

Why is the ground spinning?

because you have eaten dizzy pops.

why do flowers have to die?

Because they smell nasty.

What is the meaning of life?

42.

What is the meaning of someones foot?

The smellyness when you stick your nose into it....

What is the purpose of the Sun?

To kill us all

Why do peoples feet smell?

Because their noses run.

Why do dogs have wet noses?

Cause they drink out of the toilet

Why do people sing songs?

because they would sound funny talking them.

Why do I laugh at squirrels?

because they're small

why am i making all these mistakes?

Because mistakes mean you're human...

Why am I not hungry?

Because you just ate a hamburger.

Why is it that it gets dark every night?

cause the sun is scared of the light

Why are we trying to move up in years?

xD

because we will be given fabulous prizes if we do.

Why does it take such a long time to make it to 4th year?

xD(was goosed)

because i said so

Why do have so many posts to go?

xD

because the posting monster hates you.

Why is it that i need one more post to be a 3rd year?

xD(was goosed)

because i said so again

Why are you a third year now?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed ~

Because I forgot my plan to stop posting at 669 posts..

Why can't I change the sky to be permanently green?

because you are slytherin and snakles dont leave the ground but you could use your wand to do it

oops why can i play the banjo so good

Maybe because you practice.

Why is it so dark?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed ~

Because the sun got tired and decided to take a nap

Why can't the earth stop on command?

because it spins on it axis and there is no gravity?

will someone be my post buddy and help me get to 300 tonight and tomorrow get to third year??

No because you're a newbie.

Why is my cell phone being weird?

because you wont help me

why is emma being mean to me just because im a newbie

Because Emma is just an honest person.

Why is my sister crying?

because your still being mean

why is there a problem with me being new?

Because there just is.

Why do people think too much about others?

because that is wat humans do

why did some one make up santa?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed ~

Because they had a dream about a fat man in a little red outfit

Why doesn't it stay night all the time?

cause the sun gets jealous of the moon and comes to outshine him

Why is there such thing as Christmas Eve Day?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed ~

To remind people that Christmas is the day afterwards

Why isn't everyone rich?

because they are caught up in drugsw

will anyone be my posting buddy

yep! i will!

Will anyone give me Edward's address so I can go proclaim my love for him?

I will, I suppose.

Will someone tell me if my mom got us a new puppy?

no cause i didnt know

will ginny get back on so she can help me get third year

She will get on when the rooster barks three times...

Will I ever make any sense?

~I support Team Jacob - I got goosed ~

Yes just as soon as Mountain Lions grow wings lol

Will someone please tell me what I got for Christmas?

Coal and wood.. Santa must have thought you were cold Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 3 436937

When will Racey get on?!

When she feels like it

When is the lions going to grow wings

When pixies forget how to fly.

Why do customers demand perfection?

because there so sloppy

why do people eat

So that they are able to survive and then there are those who do it as a sport....lol

Why cant pigs fly?

Guess what, guess what, guess what!~~goosage

Because they aren't aerodynamically correct.

I ahve no question to answer...lol

Why is the color blue blue and not green?

Guess what, guess what, guess what!

(I'm trying to prove my stupidity today, apparently.)

Because your perception disallows it to be green.

Why am I being so clueless today.

being clueful is not as fun as being clueless...lol

Why is it that my mom is crazy?

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