Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

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Subject: Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game Tue Dec 19 2006, 15:35

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to another game!!

We originally had a weird and wonderful thread, though now it is being turned into a proper game

All you need to do is answer the previous person weird question and then post another weird question of your own for the next person and so on.

Code:

Example:

Person 1: Why are horseshoes hung for good luck?

Person 2: Because you would look silly hanging the whole horse

next: How come Mickey Mouse is taller than his dog Pluto?

I'll start you off (remember all questions need to fall under weird and wonderful category)

How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end?

because all things must come to an end.

why is it that i do not have the DH book yet?

cuz ur mailman ran away

why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

becuase you have too much to think about.

Why is it that when I dont like an animal it must insist on being near me?

cause it likes to see you get mad

why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

becuase you buy the cheep stuff

WHy is it that it takes forever to become a 5th year

because bunnys are taking over the world

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause
Drowsiness?

because they do cause drowsness

why is it that cats always land on thier feet

so they don't land on their head

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

because if you believe hard enough sometimes it does... sadly enough they dont believe hard enough

why is it that i am running out of things to ask about

because you have little brain capacity lol

Why are red buttons always the most important?

because they stick out

why is it that Taylore os so mean to me

because im awesome lol

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

because you might get a boat with holes in it

why is it that Taylore hates it when i eat her friend Phil..... long story

cause he was my friend

why did steph eat my friend?

Because she was a table

Why did my computer have to get a god damn virus?

because it hates you

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

because I ate some of the letters XD

Why have I got an asda cap?

because you wnated it...

Why is it that takes forever for the mail man to come....?

Because hes an elephant

Why did I re-add my ex boyfriend

Because you aren't heartless

Why do some people say that you 'itch' an itch and some people say that you 'scratch' an itch?

because they need to expand thier vocbulary

why is it that i have so many posters of HP?

Because you have a nose =]

Why does this weird advert keep showing?

because you attarct wierd things

why is it that my internet is so slow?

Because your a slug. hehe Only Joking XD

Why am I watching teletubbies?

You like to watch grown men dress up in bright colored marshmellow suits and prance around saying made up words? XD

Why does my job suck?

Because you eat food XD

Why did I a dream that a cute guy cut my fingers of.

because you didnt want fingures

Why is it that i cant solve riddles too well

Because you are illiterate.

Why am I so tired?

Because you were up all night earning poitns for Hufflepuff!

Why do I have to go to school tomorrow?

Because you don't have a house elf to send in your place.

Why does my cat keep kicking me in the head?

because.. your head is full of yarn

Why doesnt bella pick Jacob over Edward?

Because she's silly

Why doesn't Harry hook up with Hermione?

Because sadly he's not in control of his destiny

Why do I like chocolate?

Because you're female

Why is chocolate so good?

Because it has secret ingredients no else knows xD

Why are guys with british accent sexy? xD

Are they? lol! well they may be sexy but there silly BOYS SUCK lol! um okay Because the british rock

Haha I think they are:) well some of them only!

O yeah i forgot a question.

Why do I always feel I have to do stuff even if I don't want to.

Because that's the way the cookie crumbles. xD

Why is most of my stuff pink even if it's not my favorite color?

Because pink is a girl's color.

How do they make marshmallows?

From clouds that become too heavy to stay in the sky.

Why is it that dogs like to eat people food?

They're too dignified to eat Cat food

Why do beavers build dams?
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because they are trying to steal all of our water supply

Why dont snakes have feet?

Because they like to slither around

Why do people like basketball?
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because they are not a rock

Why do cows eat grass?

Because eating cheese would just be weird.

Why do people cause drama?
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because drama to some people is a fun way of exspressing how they are feeling

what do we get hurt from love

Because hearts like it.

Why is my laptop making funny food.

coz it is trying to talk to you

why does the sun shine after the rain lol

Because the sun had been hiding for so long that he decides that he no longer wants to hide and will now come out and see what the world looks like

Why is it that I dont like to eat most meats?

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