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Subject: Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game Tue Dec 19 2006, 15:35

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to another game!!

We originally had a weird and wonderful thread, though now it is being turned into a proper game

All you need to do is answer the previous person weird question and then post another weird question of your own for the next person and so on.

Code:

Example:

Person 1: Why are horseshoes hung for good luck?

Person 2: Because you would look silly hanging the whole horse

next: How come Mickey Mouse is taller than his dog Pluto?

I'll start you off (remember all questions need to fall under weird and wonderful category)

How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end?

Because you were bitten by a gernumblie.

When should I leave for my rehearsal?

because you love it and want to be with it

Why am I so happy?

you just walked beneath a nargle.

Why does my whole town hate the cold?

because you live in the core of the Earth

Why is it so quiet right now in my house?

Because it's meditation time.

Why aren't I sleeping?

because you had too much caffiene and sugar

Why am I sick?

Because you lead a stressful life.

How do I know if he likes me?

because he will look at you

Why did I get my boyfriend sick?

Because you're just mean that way.

Why does the one song that tears me apart lately have to be on right now?

the world itslef is annoyed at you. noone knows why, it just is.

why am i missing so much school lately?

Because your aim is off.

Why do people complain so much?

Because their happy >.<

Why is >.< , ^.^ and ^_^

such cute smilies?

there not that cute (hee,hee)

why do people get there hair cut

To look silly

Why do we have hair?

so it can get all messy when its windy

why did the chicken cross the road?

Do get run over.

Why are games addictive?

coz outside is bad for you

why do people drvie

Because they are too lazy to walk.

Why does history exist?

because its out futher

why do people cry

because they have to let out their mind (joke)

Why do we have to 'grow up'?

because otherwise we would all live eternally

Why am I happy today?

Because you have been blessed with a good life.

Why do I play flute?

because you like high notes

Why am I listening to Les Miserables

because the governmetn is controling your mind.

why did i play in a string fest?

because you're going mad?

why do chickens still run around with out their heads?

because they're stupid

Why am I almost number 14 on post ranking?

Because you love Harry Potter!

Why can't Cedric have a taco?

Because I ate the last one.

Why am I so blue.

Because otherwise you'd be red.

Why is time be endless?

Because I have a bad leg.

Why do I have so much homework.

Because your a ravenclaw and we rafenclaws pride ourselves on our knowlegde so you must know everything

Why is it that no one is on when i get on the site... or even when i get on the internet... no one is ever on aim....

..a government conspiracy. noones allowed to or they shall all be murdered in their sleep. creepers.
affraid

why have i had no time to get on he the past few weeks?

Because if u did u wouldnt have a social life.

Why cant wood chucks chuck wood?

Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why do people like ice cream?

Because just likeing ice or cream would be irrelevant

Why dont fish live in cheese?

Because the cat wouldn't know whether to chase the cheese or the mouse.

What is the purpose of a rubber ducky?

To guard u to see u dont drown in the tub.

why dont we live on the moon?

It's too beautiful too look at.

How do you know when someone loves you?

*How could you answer that???*

You can tell with that look that goes in their eyes and the way they cant stop staring.[?]

{that was a not-so wonderful answer}

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why is earth called earth?

cuz if it was called plartengo we'd be undiscovered... duh!!

why did i teach rafael how to do a kartwheel today???

because it would have been too hard to teach him a backhand spring.

Why am I sick?

Because the evil Sharpies are mad at you. They're a little crazy from their own smell though.

Why is it always so cold in my house?

because if it was hot all your stuff would melt.

Why is the sky blue?

cuz god couldn't find his green crayon
why are my feet small??

(cuz ur stoopid and u have small feet. i hate ppl with small feet)jk

ummm cuz if they were big there wouldnt be any shoes for me.

Why is the grass green?

Because, if it were blue we wouldn't be able to find the ocean.

Why did I do something I shouldn't have?

Because you had to test it for yourself.

Why do people hate people who hate people?

cuz. they dont wanna love them
why do i have so many reading points??

Because reading is a wonderful activity.

Why don't bears fly?

Because they would have to have huge wings to support there weight.

Why are their sunsets?

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