Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

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Subject: Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game Tue Dec 19 2006, 15:35

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to another game!!

We originally had a weird and wonderful thread, though now it is being turned into a proper game

All you need to do is answer the previous person weird question and then post another weird question of your own for the next person and so on.

Code:

Example:

Person 1: Why are horseshoes hung for good luck?

Person 2: Because you would look silly hanging the whole horse

next: How come Mickey Mouse is taller than his dog Pluto?

I'll start you off (remember all questions need to fall under weird and wonderful category)

How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end?

Actually it is. You slept through 2008.

Why does my right hand get cold when I am on the computer?

cause your computer is a freezer

oops. you forgot a question.

Why can't I post as quickly as Cassie?

no one can, dont worry about it :]

Why cant I be a fifth year already?

Because the post monster is blocking you.

Why am I already full?

Because you have an unusually small stomache.

Why am I crving hotwings?

Because spicy food is like a drug.

Why do people like onions?

becausre they like bad breath.

Why is the world round?

Because it would just look silly as a cube.

Why are the enter keys on this keyboard a different color.

cause it's prettier that way

Why does science homework take so long?

Because they don't want to risk making it fun.

Why are my lips so chapped?

because the cold has zapped their good life away

Why am I very tired?

Because the monkeys stole your bed last night.

Why is unhealthy food so yummy?

because it has special powers

Why did I only get three hours of sleep last night?

Because you were too busy on HE.

Why can I not find my left sandal?

Because the dog ate it.

Why does the kid next to me keep looking at me funny?

because he's in love with you

Why do I have to do homework?

Because your teachers are really aliens from one of Jupiter's moons

Why is my beard growing funny?

because it's allergic to you

Why do I have to move and leave my best buddies behind?

Because there are new people waiting to meet you elsewhere (I'm sorry you have to move sad

)

Why does it feel nice to do something kind?

because the good-feeling bunnies invade your body whenever you do something kind

Why did my violin string have to pop off?

Because its raining.

Why did I have to take a GCSE a year early?

because everyone loves to hate you

Why do I have to go out and buy a new violin string?

Because new ones make prettier music.

Why are pretzels so addictive?

Because they're salty. (Darn, that one like...makes SENSE)

Why are my feet cold?

because you're sitting in antartica with your feet in the water

Why is it always cold in the winter?

because the government has secret plans to freeze all of us for 'scientific study.'

why does the government hide important information from its citizens?

so that the aliens don't know what's going on

Why do teachers love giving out homework?

Because until you are 18, your brain will explode with non-use. They're concerned for your brains.

Why does it take twice as long to get to work in the winter?

because they ice has little elves in it that play tricks on you

Why am I listening to the song Girlfriend?

Because you like the idea of listening to a song that got sued.

Why are my toes cold?

..they are trying to get your attention.

how come ipods break so easily/?

because they are made of glass

Why did my friends have to go home?

Because if they stay away from home too long, their brains will explode.

Why am I so dumb sometimes?

Because your brain likes to take many naps

If airports are supposed to be safe, why are they called 'terminals'?

Because the namer had a strange sense of humor.

Why do people get sick?

Because we all have really bad immune systems.

Why is the world so unfair?

It's not. It just doesn't like you...

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

because they are protected by shephards

Why is it so cold all the time?

Because the penguins are slowly taking over the world...

Why do doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Because it is practice... they just can't legally tell you that...

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

because the mice would protest against it

Why is there still two hours before the dance?

Because Hermione keeps turning back time.

Is there ever a reason not to party?

yes, because otherwise we would all choke on happiness

What is love?

An extreme form of indigestion...

Why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

So the soap tastes good!!

Why do humans have such fickle emotions?

Because the centaurs have placed a curse upon us.

how come our school has such horrible dances?

because the evil penguins rule your school

How come I had such a great time at the dance?

Because you weren't afraid to loosen up and enjoy yourself.

How come I can't sleep at night?

because you know the zombies are coming.

why did i wake up so early today?

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