Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

Because we love you!

Why am I so oblivious?

Because you are typing so fast.

Why must I wait until Friday?

Because your mother is planning revenge on the next door neighbour!
xD

Because tomorrow is Thursday ...


Why am I sitting in the middle of the desert with no food, no water, nothing but a CD of my least fasvourite songs ??

Because your imagination blew up and created a space warp

Why do I have to do math lessons over the summer?

because you're driving coach is biased and hates teenagers!

Why is it so hard to get my brother to eat vegetables?

Because you're stuffing too many lollies in there.

Why are my feet cold?

There's that giant pole sticking through it.

Why won't my cold go away?

because you wont try ice cream

why did i fail math

Because you thought you were doing English.

Where's my pie!?

in my gut XD

dude wheres my car

The faries took it. And made it into their games room.

Where did I put my juice?

up your nose.

do unicorns live in the water?

[color=blue]no they live in the dirt

Where are cows located at??{/color]

They live mostly on the moon.

What colour is the sky again?

'Cause it couldn't grow in the sky.

Where do babies come from?

the snrok

whats hair look like

It's kind of like rocks and noodles.

Where does the letter T come from?

The T man

where does noodles taste like

Well if you're in China they taste like chicken and if you're in America they taste like tuna and if you're in Australia they taste like kangaroo meat.

What happened with global warming?

the ocean duh?

Is there another planet called Hugike

Sure there is, it's next to Pakto.

Why does it rain?

Because i ppured water on a sponge

What is food

It's what mechanics use in cars.

Where did all the sunshine go?

up the tree

Where does the moon go

It hides behind the giant owl in the sky. (Hide and Seek with the sun.)

Why don't cakes grow on trees?

because they would die

Why is frosting nasty?

The Wicked Witch of the East told it to be.

Why did Dorothy want to go home?

Becuase they had me duh!

Wheres Toto.

Toto accidentally fell under the tractor. He was that dinner's pie.

Where did Rhett go after he told Scarlet he didn't give a damn?

I dont know...i guess where ebver the rain bow ends

Who are those two people.

They're Doreen and May from Germany.

Where do the stars go during the day?

in the moons bed


where is germany

Near Middle Earth, next door to Narnia.

Where do fish sleep?

With the owls and trees in Austrailia!

what does Manicure mean?

Breaking your leg

Why is the sky blue

Cause it cries a lot when nobody is around


Why is Mabel fishing in her Stocking when its Easter?
HUH?

Because it was designed by gorillas.

Whatever happened to gallantry?