Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

The ferret stole it.

Where'd all the food go?

It ran away with the peace.

How does seaweed reproduce?

Because they get bored of liquids.

Why does the moon rise?

Because the martians made them that way.

Why'd the dingo eat the baby?

Because good people aren't bad enough to avoid bad things the way that bad people do.

What happened to breakfast?

Because the precicous Tiki Idol was stolen generation ago and the feud remains...

Why are balls round?

Because someone needs to moo.

Why are dodo birds extinct?

Because purple is cooler than red therefore it has more blue in it

Why does my should itch?

because if you didn't, you would turn pink and then keel over and die

Why do beta fish attack each other?

because your head is actually a bomb that will explode into a million pieces and bring about the apocalypse

Why does my throat hurt?

because you cut it while swallowing your mascara

Why is my cat so mean?

Cause the only other thing you could be doing would be traumatizing little kids by telling them that as soon as you turn twelve your ears fall off.

Why is it that you automatically fall back if you stop running on a tredmill?

They're not. You've been living in an alternate reality.

Why can't time go faster?

because if it did then everyone would be sucked into a black hole and get eaten by ugly slimy worms

Why can't I drive to Ohio?

Cause you live in Ireland!!!!!! (do you? lol)

Why are my eyes itchy??

because your brother poured pepper over your while you were asleep

why can I never be the winning caller?

Because the probability of hitting it exactly on time is very slim.

Why is life so difficult?

Because my daddy told me so xD

whats the point in fun?

The point is that people want you to be naughty so you would die before them XD

Why do bees make honey?

So that humans and bears don't get hungry.

Why am I so bored?

because your world has been recently sucked into a black hole and you have nothing to do but to calculate the exact length of the space time warp

Why can't I be good at finger picking on guitar?

Because if you were the world would explode and that would make you very, very sad

Why cant I be a fish?

Because fish dont talk.

Why do I have to do Art Coursework?

Because if you didnt the world would die. Just the world, not the people on it.
And that would SUCK.

Why is there no 't' in the word "Miley"

((Hallo Kate, Im hannah :D:D:D))

Because that isn't how it is spelled.

Will I get the lead in my school's musical? (Haha Fortune teller)

Maybe, your fortune is undecided.

((Hello Hannah, we met in the Great Hall, remember?))

Why cant I have more time on the computer?

Because elves have made it so you cant...

Why doesnt the boy i like talk to me???? (having boy trouble )

Because he is under a spell cast by Romilda Vane.

Why do I have so much coursework?

because your teachers are actually aliens and once you get distracted enough, they will suck you into a black hole vortex and run tests on you... like guinea pigs *MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* Okay, I'm done

Why am I skipping out on homework and on HE?

Because the quidditch gods have decided you need to spend more time with them.

Why was Harry Potter delayed?!

Becaus egnomes have brain washed peoples minds and turned them against u.

because the dude didnt post one

why does edward have to be a mythacall creature? (that was a retarded question but i couldnt think of any thing)

because i want to eat pie

how come people always talk about pie? (XD)

because people are so supersticiuse so they dumped paint on them (that was a lame anserw)

Why cant turtles fly (i just noticed i am being really stupid)