Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

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Subject: Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game Tue Dec 19 2006, 15:35

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to another game!!

We originally had a weird and wonderful thread, though now it is being turned into a proper game

All you need to do is answer the previous person weird question and then post another weird question of your own for the next person and so on.

Code:

Example:

Person 1: Why are horseshoes hung for good luck?

Person 2: Because you would look silly hanging the whole horse

next: How come Mickey Mouse is taller than his dog Pluto?

I'll start you off (remember all questions need to fall under weird and wonderful category)

How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end?

because everything in world tachnally is music

why cant i get over the fact that its not summer brake

Cause it's not fact... it's fiction

Why is it that I am not 19 years old??

cuz its not ur b day

why is it that my halloween candy seems to magicaly disapear

The dishwasher ate it

Why is it that cows eat grass??

Because grass is evil, and it has eyes to watch you all the time.

Who came up with homework?

the homework fairy

why is it that when my phone has low battery i cant check my messages but it has enough battery to make the little beep every two minuets?

The phone company just wants to make your life difficult.

Why can't I understand myself?

because ur iner sicy doesnt want u to understand ur self so u can over come chalenges in ur life making ur iner self feal more of a hero and less of an avarge person.

when did i learn all that psycoligist junk?

Because I thought you that! XD

Why did I even taught somebody that junk? XD

because u wanted someone to know how useless it is and the only way to do that is if u teach them it.

y can everyone else in the world hatch there eggs except me and eka

Becasue you depress the eggs..

why did the love of my like find out i love him?

So that he has time to prepare his speech to declare his own undying love for you.

How come this marker won't wash off my hand?

Because you're not actually washing it now! XD

Why are people so curious about things that they just ask others about it instead of thinking for the possible answers for it first?

because it is more fun that way

what is the piont in asking wierd quesytions

Because if you don't ask questions your tongue will grow large and yellow and then explode!

Why do I have to be ill?

So that the parallel you in the parallel universe doesn't have to be!

Why did I just get a papercut?

Because you'll be better with that! XD

How come we're so addicted to Harry Potter?

Because dumbledore is secretly working with the ministry to place a mind control curse over all of us so that we read harry potter instead of going insane.

Why are doritos so much fun to throw at people's heads?

Because they are able to fly through the air so well and hit people at full momentum... once they make contact they can shatter into many pieces and peeple end up with cheese in their hair XD

Why is it that I like cheese??

You like cheese because you were born on the moon and in fact your dad is the man on the moon!

Why are the shops always packed at christmas?

There's a scientifical reason for that... during the Christmas hoilday our bodies produce a chemical called Xma3... it's a very deadly chemical that we can only get rid of by going to the nearest store and buying as much as possible... as to how Christmas came to be... it's a remedy to cure people of this chemical

Why is it that Ihave a headache??

because r awsomeness from this sight hurts ur head

why cant i seem to ever win anything here

becuase Dobby has cursed you for all of time

why is the internet so dangerous?

because as one surfs the internet they have a chance of running into sharks that will knock you off of your surf board and eat you alive... as to why you shoudlnt surf the web and stay on this site... it's safe here... just a purple hippo here to worry about and you fine so long as you dont tickle it XD

why is it that the computer screen is so huge??

because if it was tiny they would have
to take the smallest elves from the north
pole to read the screen and tell you what it said.

why are cows ticklish?

it all has to do with the spots... these spots have an acid in them that prodcues CH8O9PU4 and this is a very unstable chemical. Once one goes up to a cow and tickles it they activate this chemical that rubs against the cows fur in a ticklish way so that they than laugh all day and night until the chemical is al used up.

Does anyone like to hear my explainations??

who doesnt like ur explinations. yes

y is it that its a harry potter site then y is there twilight stuff on it

because during one of harry's travels to find the elxer of pant fire putter outer he ran into Bella whom he tried to wed but Edward threw a fight... Push harry... harry hurt his knee and ran off to Ginny who got made and foudn Edward... punch edward in the face and than Edward took Ginny to Harry and locked them into a closet... after sitting the in the cloest for 2 hours they finally stopped trying to beat up Edward and Edward, Harry and Ginny all became friends and in order for harry to make up for hitting Edward he let twilight come onto his site

Why is it that I love to watch tv??

Because evil aliens came is the middle of the night and fried your brains (LOL what u said B4)

Why do i love boys?

because of the cupid bug... it jumped into your brain and bit you... and since it was a girl cupid bug is makes you like boys... now if it was a boy cupid bug than you'd like girls XD

Why is mercury not air??

Because it's symbol Hg stands for hydragyrum, Latinized Greek word, meaning WATERY or LIQUID SILVER.

How come that other planets do not have oxygen?

Beacsuse i stoole their oxygen supply and brought it to earth so that we could all live here Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 11 436937

Why is it that my new phone is so cool Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 11 436937

Because you're afraid of cellular phones? XD

Why do I have to have a short-tempered little sister?

cause sisters like that are so fun to make mad XD

Why is it that I have ten toes and not less or more??

Because if you don't then you'll not be able to kick your computer. Nyahahaha!! XD

Why do I have to be born here in Philippines?

there was a man named Gerble and he went to the Philippines and said "Sashi shall live here" than he planted a seed into the ground and a tree sprouted and than thats when your family was born and a few generations later you were born XD

Why is it that all things technology wise hates me??

because there getting ready to over throw the world so there starting by hating random people.

y is it left over pancakes taste horribal

So leftover bagels don't feel jealous.

Why do cows "Moo"?

Because when aliens came to earth they've been close to the cows, they both tried to teach each other words and such, but all the cows could understand and mimic was the word "moo". So, that's the only thing they use, which is annoying for the aliens cause the cows seem to be low species. That's why they left the earth and let the people live here by themselves. (lol, I got carried away. XD)

Why all good things should be meant to last?? sad

Because without them the bad things would take over the world and teach the cows other words lol X.X O.o

Why do birds always drop bombs on my car???!!

Because they envy your car, they're dreaming of having four-wheels instead of wings. XD

Why does a man have to have a brain?

What else would we use to fill the space between our ears? lol

Why does a woman have to have a brain?

So that we'll know whether a man should be trusted or not. lol

What is your position regarding sexual discrimination? Like that of gays and lesbians.

Real answer: I absolutely HATE sexual discrimination! What someone likes to do in the privacy of their own home has no effect on me, and they have as much right as the rest of us.

Why are potato bugs called potato bugs?

Because they're bugging the potatoes. XD

Rick's siggy says "Do the happy dance!", well do you know the happy dance?? o_0

Yes

It starts with a circular motion of the arms while bouncing up and down slightly.I've also seen one that reminds me vaguely of Snoopy lol.

Why are penguins so darn cute? Or dapper if you will.

They are cute! Haha!! Cause they took some of my cuteness. lol

How come that tooth's plural form is teeth while phoneboot's isn't phonebeeth??

Because that sounds like some kind of vegtable!

Why did I have my room painted in three colours?

because the goddess named UIhjksdbfhjk said no there shall not be one color but three and you did not want to anger this goddess so you did as she said and in return she gave you water to drink XD

why is it that things always go the opposite to what i want them to go?? (did that make sense??)

Because the opposite of opposite is not opposite and no one wants to be opposite XD

Why does the stupid "H" key on my keyboard never work right?! Grr.

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