Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

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Subject: Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game Tue Dec 19 2006, 15:35

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Welcome to another game!!

We originally had a weird and wonderful thread, though now it is being turned into a proper game

All you need to do is answer the previous person weird question and then post another weird question of your own for the next person and so on.

Code:

Example:

Person 1: Why are horseshoes hung for good luck?

Person 2: Because you would look silly hanging the whole horse

next: How come Mickey Mouse is taller than his dog Pluto?

I'll start you off (remember all questions need to fall under weird and wonderful category)

How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end?

Cause all people with our name is a clutz, even me XD

Why am I able to fall walking up the stairs??

because your actully triping wright but everyone who trips down the stairs are wierdos and cant trip right so they make people who trip up the stairs feel like that is the wrong way to trip. if there is a wrong way to trip.

how is it possible that i can trip and fall all the time but never break a bone pass out or go to the hospital?

Cause you have the power of the Stephaine. We Stephaines/Stephanies are like vampires and we cannot be harmed in most ways... except for that one time I broke my collar bone which I did on purpose cause I wanted to go to the hospital and make my mom look like an idiot... well more like me look like an idiot lol

Why does some movies try to make Shakespear stuff modern but keep how they say stuff archaic??

cuz its funny to see how they act all funny with guns instead of swords and still be calling it a sword.

why does everyone at my school love cows and pigs so much.

Cause they provide them with not only food but a good pet to keep before they are devoured XD

Why does people have to sleep??

because if we didnt we would be vampires and if we were all vampires surly we would die

why is it that chocolate is only good if it is not alone.

Cause chocolate possess these magical powers that you can only get if you eat a lot of choclate all by itself

Why do I have a major headache??

because the elf on top of your head started hitting you with a hammer

how come although i have read the H.P series a millioin times when i re read them i still cant put the book down.

Cauyse Harry Potter put magical spells on the books so that would happen the moment you opened the first page lol

Why must I have to go and eat pie?? XD

because garrfield is telling you to with his mind powers

why is itthat stores never have my size shoes

Cause you are special and the shoes are not lol

Why do I eat food??

because there is a minny troll in your stomach making you eat

how come i never get to do anything special thats worth brageing about

Cause you don't consider the things you do special when in reality they are

Why does people get headaches??

it hought we already went over this the little elf on top of your head hits you with a hammer

why is it takes 6 hours to buy a mustang

Cause they have to catch them fisrt XD

Why is my pinkie finger cold but not my other fingers??

because it doesnt have enough fat on it to keep it worm.

why is it impossible to not smile when going fast.

Cause when your going fast it pushes back the muscles in your face cause you to smile XD

Why is my feet cold?? XD

because i knocked your socks off

why is everyone love that new car smell.

Ewww.. I don't... does that mean I'm a no body?? XD

Why does my doggie follow me everywhere I go??

because he is a spy sent from space to track you everywere you go.

how come when ur on a road trip ur windshield gets covered in bugs but when you get home and drive someplace it doesnt.

Cause the highways attarct bugs XD

Who invented texting on the cell phone??

someone with know life who was tired of talking because he had a lisp

why do movies say that vampires are alergic to garlic it makes no sceince.

Cause it makes perfect sense. They don't want to have bad breath XD

Why is it so hard to find pictures that I need when i need them??

because they hate being used so they hise.

Why cant i seem to make a grafic like everyone else

Cause it's your programs fault XD

Why does my leg hurt??

because the elf on your head with the hammer mover to ur leg

why is everything so dramatic

It adds drama to life XD

Why does technology hate me??

because they think your a technoledgy bounty hunter

why is the sky not green

Ooo I know the actual answer to that. It's cause the light from the sun bounces off of the ocean and it reflects in the sky so that's why it's blue Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 13 436937

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How come I cannot have my tongue touch my elbow??

because elbos dont like tounges

why is it that there are never reasonably priced shoes

Cause everyone needs shoes so why not jack up the prices lol

Why does technology have to cost so much??

because geeks have alot of money

how come people dont just get cars for free

Cause than the car complanys would be in even more debt XD

Why does my one speaker not work??

cuz it is technoledgy

why is it spelled carmex but pronouced carmax

I dunno what that even is. XD Maybe cause it wants to be special

Why does dial have to take forever to load videos?? I'll never find a sad movie scene!

dont know what that is but my guess is that it is testing your patiance and if u r patiant enough you win.

why arnt there hover boards yet we ahve the technoledgy

Dial up is when you connect to the internet through your phone jack. It's sooooo sloooooowwwww XD

because they have yet to find hover XD

Why do I have to go and have my other two wisdom teeth removed??

because dentist like torturing people

why do braces hert its just meatl and plastic attached to your teeth

Cause the pain is all in your head XD

Why do wizards communitcate through owls??

because they tried cats but no one ever got any messages

why is it that when you are at a desk you can never see the t.v

Cause the TV wants to play hide and seek... go find him XD

Why does my sister come to me asking me about medical things??

because she is secretly a mass murderer and wants to know how to kill people

why is my cat so dense that when you turn the lights off she doesnt know were anyone is

She's not being dense, she's actually working on her acting skills cause she's thinking of auditioning someday in Hollywood as a supercat, and supercat should be blind. So, she's trying her best to internalize being a blind cat. xD

Do super heroes really exist?

( XD really super cat lol)

they exist but they are so oblivouse to the fact that there super heros that they dont save the world.

wait woulld they still be super heros then?

No, because they're forefathers have retired and the supposedly new generations have resigned. They've chose to live normally and decided to forget about anything extraordinary. So, no super powers will be passed on in the future.

Do you believe my story?

idk i could barley keep up with it

how can people get away with sleeping in class i always get cought

xD Because they want you to be the good one who do not sleep at classes. Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 13 436937

Can you pluck hairs from yer nose? Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 13 410894

Only if you have super jumbo sized scissors, and a lot of hand eye coordination. XD

Why are people so fascinated with people who look freakishly alike?

cause it's like seeing doubles of people. I was told there is someone who lives not far from me that looks just like me and her name is ashley. That is sooo cool XD

Why does I have to go to the dentist??

cause your parents(if you still live with them)just want to be mean to you

why do you have to wear underwear?

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