Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game

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Subject: Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game Tue Dec 19 2006, 15:35

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Welcome to another game!!

We originally had a weird and wonderful thread, though now it is being turned into a proper game

All you need to do is answer the previous person weird question and then post another weird question of your own for the next person and so on.

Code:

Example:

Person 1: Why are horseshoes hung for good luck?

Person 2: Because you would look silly hanging the whole horse

next: How come Mickey Mouse is taller than his dog Pluto?

I'll start you off (remember all questions need to fall under weird and wonderful category)

How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end?

cause the aliens came from above and said 'No H's shall work on Rick's keyboard' than they clapped their hands and it was done XD

Why is it that cheese is made form mold??

It's all part of the plan for the Zombies to take over the world. Step one: everyone must eat cheese made of mold.

Why does my phone always seem to ring in the middle of class?

because the classroom is out to get you so every time your in class it calls you hoping to get you in trouble...

why is it that i like to eat cucumbers??

Because you have a small ailen called CuCu who live sin your stomach and needs Cucumber to survive as it's his planets natural fuel. Don't worry he said once you've ate another 100203512 cucumbers he'll be able to leave and you won't like cucumber anymore.

Why is today trying to kill me?

Because instead of getting bad luck on friday the 13th you only get bad luck on tuesday the 10th. Watch out for those days Etta. They're out to get you!!! XD

Why do I have a major headache??

Because invisible pixies have been pounding it with tiny hammers for the past five years. It's just now starting to hurt.

Why do I want a nice margarita?

because you can have one

why cant i seem to do anaything on the computer without it blowing up or wanting to eat me

Cause I jinxed it.

Why roses are commonly liked red?

cause red is the same color as blood and Jasper likes blood which is red and since Jasper is awesome, the color red is awesome and so red roses are awesome :D

Why is dial up slow??

Because of gravity! It's pulling 'down' the dial 'up'. XD

Do you think I'm a retard? lol

Would a retard know tha gravity pushes Dial yup down and causes it to be slow?? No so no your not XD

Did that make any sense?? XD

If it did I wouldnt be answering this question in some strange way... and it wasnt strange... so I guess it was :D

Why am I watching some weird gold movie?

Cause Silver ones are so much duller XD

Why is it that doctors like to help people??

Because they cant help themselves?! xD

Why did I say gold instead of golf??

Cause gold is much more interesting than golf XD

why is it that I like chocolate poptarts and not strawberry poptarts??

Because chocolate grows in trees... and strawberries are in the yucky ground :D

Why did I get 3 baskets this year? Has everyone finally realised how great I actually am?

It's cause you read twilight. Edward left you two baskets XD

Why are novel chaarcters so much better than real people??(excluding you Erika cause your just so great XD)

(ah thank you... really edward brought me baskets?? XD thats so sexy of him Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 12 410894

only a true man bring you TWO baskets ^_^

)

Because you cant reimagine a person to your liking :D

Why do I wish I could say a vampire's an animal so I could could call it my favorite?

Erika they are an aminal. They are people who doed but didnt die and people are mammals so vampires would be dead mammals. Just tell people you like dead mammals that suck blood XD

Why is my jaw hurting!!! XD

Because you are breathing too much.

Why do libraries have birthdays?

[color=lightblue]Because the age too and they want the entire world to know about. They want presents and everythere afterall they are suppling you with books.

Why do cats and dogs hate each other so much??[/color[

Because in the beginning of time when cats and does were the same, Cat flattened and pulled Dogs ears and made them droop which was in insult in there time.

What is the purpose of mosquitoes?

They are a vampire's pet. They go and retireve the blood thgat they need in order to survive so they can continue living without going around and killing people. They just eat the mosquitoe after they fed off of a human

Why must there be drama at school??

Because if it wasnt a drama, it would be a sitcom and that wouldnt be any fun.

Why am I cold?

Because your body does not want you to be warm

Why won't the end of school arrive sooner??

Because the government is trying to brain wash everyone with dull and pointless extra hours or the program they are testing on us known as "school"

Why is Spanish III harder than Chemistry?

Because in Spanish it's filled with words you never heard of before in your life. With Chemistry you just look on the periodic table and you can find the elements easily there

Why must it take for ever for college to start??

Because they are trying to weed out any impatient people that may have been accepted.

Why does first semester always feel like the second week of school?

Cause the lunch ladies out stuff in your food to make you feel that way XD

Why does there have to be so many peopel on right now to make posts for qudditch??

Because all the teams want to get hurt! I mean points! Woohoo! grin

Why do we all have to live under different time zones? >.<

cause the word wants to be so confusing

Why is my computer blocking my java??

It feels a little jealous that you want to use Java and would like to go to counseling about it.

Why am I happy?

Because your java is working properly

Why is my shoe black??

Cause it has been licked by the black elves that has black polish as their saliva. affraid

xD

Why have I thought of that? xD

Cause you just invited them over yesterday for some tea but they refused saying that only take thier tea with black polish and no tea XD

Why does my name start with an s and my last name end with an s??

(oh wierdness my name does to)

because that way you can name a boat after your self.

why is it that socks disapeer in the washer?

because when they enter the washer they are not just entering the washer but the land of laundry and until the rest of your clothing the socks like the land of the laundry so much that they decide to stay there and never return. I would too if my only use was to be put on people's feet hee hee

Why does my teeth and jaw hurt??

It is possible that you have a toothache.

Why can't I speak Mandarin Chinese?

Cause you haven't learnedit yet XD

Why do I like the color red??

Because it's the color of oxidated blood.

Why am I a procrastinator?

Cuase it's so much funnier to wait until the last minuet to do something than to do it right away Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 12 436937

Why is I reading the Harry Potter books again?? Weird and Wonderful Questions and Answers Game - Page 12 436937

I don't know, why are you reading the books...
Sorry, you are reading the books because there are addictive substances mixed into the book cover.

Why did the mafia kill me?

Cause you wouldn't pay them the galleons they wanted so they performed the killing curse on you.

Why is a rhino's horn made out of hair??

So it doesn't have to use gel.

Why is David Tenant leaving Doctor Who? T.T

Cause he doesn't know who the doctor is and got frustrated XD

Why does I not remeber who Alec is in Twilight?? My memory is stupid XD

because he is not that important of a person and is weak sauce so its not worth remebering.
( its cameron bright)

why is it that theres pen everywere but as soon as you need one you cant find one?

Cause you bought them at Wealsey Wheezes Wizards (I hope that's right XD) and so they are joke pens lol

Why does my computer have to be sooo slow and not load half of the pages I want it to??

because then it makes people who have a slower computer feel better.

why is it that i want to go skateboarding although its to late.

Cause skateboarding is awesome

Is it hard to learn how to skateboard??

not really as long as you can not crash its easy?

how come i am such a clutz?

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