Weird and Wonderful Questions

why is it that the good shoes get canceled first or after only 8 seasons(charmed)?

Why does an atm machine have abrail writing on it

why are french fries called french fries?

Why is a phone called a phone?

Why is it that dog names are so weird?

Why does everything in life happen for a reason?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

Why do people say ATM machine? ATM = automatic teller machine.

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Why is it when you walk backwards that the world doesn't go in reverse?

How can you break a heart if it is still able to beat in your chest?

Can objects in the rearview mirror ever really be close enough?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

If a tree falls in a forest and no ones around to hear it dose it make a sound (lol I know someones already asked that most likely but hey worth a shot)

why is it when we play tic tac to that we use X and O

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why me? (lol i always wanted an answer to that one)

Why do they say you can lead a horse to water but not make them drink?

What's the deal about 4 score and 7 years ago? Were they even Keeping scores?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

why is it that the people always say the sun is brighter on the other side only when they are on the other side.

Why is it that a remote finder has not been built when that is everyones first complant.

why is that everyone is too follow a golden rule when the people with the gold made the rule.

Do rhetorical questions annoy you?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

What do people in China call their good plates?
What's the opposite of opposite?

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?

What would happen if an Irresistable Force met an Immovable Object?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mary Had a Little Lamb all have the same tune?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

why is you never/hardly see a guy reading but they know alot about books

Why do people always ask what your doing when your on the computer

why is love and hate have such a thin line betwwen the two?

Is a zebra black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

why is waldo always hiding?

why do shoes have certain jobs?

why is jogging different fron walking fast?

Why is it that you can spend hours strolling around the house looking for the remote, but you can't go up and click the button on the tv?

Why does a telephone have a finder on it's base when you can just wait till it rings to find it?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

why does english language have so many exseptions to their rules?

why is red hair called red hair when ir is orange

Who really is the last one standing? Whouldn't it be exausting to stand all the time?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?
Why Is eleven spelt starting with ' E ' ?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why do rhetorical questions have answers?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?

How did a fool and his money GET together?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If a man is bald, does he use shampoo or soap?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

(I'm repeating..but oh well :D)

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

can you play the air guitar?

Why is it that the slow car in front of you always seems to be going the same place you are?

If they want you to hurry up, why do they use the expression 'shake a leg?"

What goes up must come down so shouldn't what goes down come back up?

Are we really the only intelligent life in the universe or does everyone just make us THINK that?

If a star is falling and not shooting across the sky can you still wish on it?

Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

Why do they call them day dreams if you have them at night?

Why are bad dreams called nightmares? does that mean they are night horses that are female?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If a funeral procession is at night, should you drive with your lights off?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

If you bought a cat, how come u can never own one?

Why do guys do the things they do?

Why do parents tell u to clean your room when they already know that u won't?

If you want to get a book worm a book, how do you know weather or not it's going to eat it?

When do know-it-alls not know the answer to a question?

How do you know when your normal?

XD feath

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Do angels really come from Heaven?
Do devils really come from hell?
Are angels and devils real?
Yun

Why does Harry Potter only end at the 7th book?

What does JK have planned for the future?

When will i get the guts to write a story so it could be publish?

Why is it that the guy that i like is shyer then me?

Why is it that guy don't like to dance?

Why is it hard for a guy to asked a girl to dance?

Would anyonw dance by thenselves to a slow song? (Hee hee i did tonight alot of people where looking at me weird lol)

Why is it about guys, that are so weird and strange, that make girls fall hoplessly into love?

Why is icecream so much better homemade, then store bought?

Why is forenge chocolate better then American chocolate?

Why is their more shades of colors in the world then you can count?

why is it that some people hate tomatoes, but not Ketchup?

and...

Why do wild cat never get it throught their heads that you don't want then messing around with your cats?

XD lol feath

Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

Is there another word for synonym?

Is it a hyphin or a dash? (-)

Is there another vast Universe out there beyond our reach of knowledge?

If a book is never read is it ever written?

Why?

(lol that's a good question in my book!)

(lol Ginny the million doller Question)

Whats the purpose?

HOW do your presents get under your Christmas tree?!