Weird and Wonderful Questions

Can mute people burp?

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

you know i just thought of this while teaching my transfiguration class...

what happens if you are a witch or wizard with a lisp? i mean flitwick mentioned the wizard who had a baffalo sticking out of his chest or something because he had said 's' in stead of 't' or something like that...

Why do you cry when you peel onions?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

why can't fish close their eyes?

Why do dogs wag their tails when they are happy?

How come it can rain when the sun is out?

Why can't I eat only one lays potato chip?

How can you bounce a check when it is a flat peice of paper?

Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?