Weird and Wonderful Questions

(santa clause DUH!)

can you cut a pair of scissors?

Why doesn't super glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why would you use BLEACH!?!?!

Why would anyone listen to me when talking about bleach? :D

Why would anyone listen to Ginny at all? (lol jk I love you!)

If Barbie's so popular why do youneed to BUY her friends?

Is Spandex cool ? (looooooool)

If you spin around an asian to they become disoriented?

Who is the next top model?

WHO stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?

If a wood chuck couldn't chuck any wood..then why is there a song about it?

If Jimmy cracked corn, but no one cares...why is there a song about him?

if you cross a cross across a cross,
and cross a cross across a stick,
and cross a stick across a cross,
and cross a stick across a stick,
and stick a stick across a stick,
and stick a stick across a cross,
and stick a cross across a cross,
and stick a cross across a stick,

whats the point of it all?

(i read that from a tongue twister book i got for my birthday lol)

If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?

Do suicide hotlines have hold?

Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?

If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?

If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart?

If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?

Is the truth really out there?

How deep would the ocean be without sponges?

If the #2 penicil is #1 why is it #2?

If Superman's so smart why does he wear his underwaer on the outside of his trousers?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

what would happen if the world really WAS flat?

who says that the apple really did fall to the ground? maybe the ground fell to the apple!

What would happen if you popped microwavable popcorn with the OTHER side up?

If house elfs get terribly drunk off butterbeer, what would happen if you gave them rootbeer?

If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

Do they put underwear on corpses?

Do bubbles freeze in winter?

What sound does a bunny make?

why is a cup a cup? why not call it a vase or a oojamaflick? (something i have been pondering lol)

if you die with a band aid on, are you barried with it?

Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiago?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

all credit too -> http://www.crazythoughts.com/

don't know where i found this...

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?


If you can't buy happiness, why is it so important to be wealthy?

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?

Can a unborn baby fart or burp?

Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?

Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

(lol Lifey, I go there too!)

(lol, i like the stripper one)

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese?

One index, two indices?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?

When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

Is it possible to be allergic to water?

What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?

Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?

Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?

Why is MSN so mean to me?

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

When a store has double doors why do they only
let you use one of them?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

Whats a question with no answer called?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?

Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?

Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?

Why do people always want more than they can actually get?

Is there a meaning for life?

If love starts with hate, can hate start with love too?

Why do people fall in love if they know it won't last forever and they will get hurt?

if the end of the world happens every day why are we still here?

can money buy happness if money can buy stuff and if stuff makes you happy?

Can words hurt if your hit by a dictionary?

Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?

If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?

What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

Do bald people get dandruff?

lol those are good...

If your blonde why do people atomaticly think your stupid?

what happens if you leave an onion outside will the sun cry?

If you follow the rainbow do you really find a pot of gold in the end?

If it's make believe then arn't we suposed to believe in it?

If money can by happiness can it buy love also?

Why do they say break a leg instead of good luck when you're going on stage?

How come no one gets sued for telling someone to break a leg in a play and they actually do? Isn't that criminal intent?

Why do they call them plays when you don't play but actually work?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but
when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?

If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?

Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

Do oger's get little hairs and brown spots on them if you leave them in the sun for too long?

Do bald men still have to use shampoo?

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Do stairs go up or down?

Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

Since bubbles in soda come up it brings the gas up so we burp..

If the bubbles went down would we fart?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers.

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Do cats eat catfish?

Is there a difference between love and hate?

If dishes are pilled up and tobled over are they still pilled up?

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

If your happy and you know it you clap your hands. If your mad and you know it stamp your feet. What do you do if you are neither happy or mad?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

(It takes exactly 1083 or 1084 licks to get to the center of a tootsi pop.)

If you sing 'singing in the rain' will it start to rain.

If you return the favor why did you give the favor back?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

why do blue and yellow make green?

Why do we spend so much money on trash bags when we just throw them away?

why are snickers bars called snickers bars? Are they suppose to make you laugh when you eat them?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Are marbles made of marble?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Why do turkeys gobble?

Where are the leprachauns when there are no rainbows out?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do all snowflakes look different?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

(lol ginny)

What hapents to the sneezes you never sneeze?

whi was the first person that decided he was going to put potatoes in oil fri them and eat them.

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

Why do some things taste horrible to some people and great to others?

What happens when we die?

How was the universe created?

Is there anything beyond space?

What's through a black hole?